Afternoon Crumbs
Who needs panties when you can use Daniel Craig's head as a coochie cover? - Popsugar
THE LOOK is Winona Ryder as a trashy biker skank - Lainey Gossip
Lady CaCa can finally retire and let Rebel Wilson sing all of her songs for her from now on - Towleroad
Chestica Simpson keeps it demure and classy in shorty shorts and platform stilts - Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo dressed like she's about to have a quickie wedding at City Hall - Popoholic
Dear LeAnn Rimes, all of your pain and so-called anguish will go away if you put your Falcor finger on something called the DELETE button - Celebitchy
That River Viiperi dude should punch himself for boning Parasite Hilton - The Superficial
Lea Michele needs to give that tutu back to the baby ballerina she stole it from, because it's not a titty cover and it's not a good look - Drunken Stepfather
I hope Khloe Kardashian hosts X-Factor while bench pressing Mario Lopez the entire time - The Berry
Panty Creamer of the Day: Football-playing gay rights advocate Chris Kluwe in Out Magazine - Just Jared
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shared the same air and managed to not beat each other with pumpkins while doing so - ICYDK
They should've went for ONE more drink - OMG Blog
South Park perfectly captures the divine grace of Honey Boo Boo Chile and Mama June - SOW
AJ Johnson should replace that cap with a helmet if she knows what's good for her - Crunk + Disordelry
JLo's forehead rises - I'm Not Obsessed
Okay, whatever, but for why does Scott Stapp look like he just fell off the face of a Garbage Pail Kids card? - Videogum
The other day I was watching some crap on the local news about how iPhone theft is on the rise and then I see this story about how Lindsay Lohan is snatching away people's phones for taking pictures of her. A total coincidence I'm sure. - I'm Not Obsessed
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Look at the wrist in LeeAnn Rime's photo with the butterfly and tattoo on her wrist. Doesn't it look like there are some (attemptd suicide) scars on that wrist, too? I swear, I see scars.
Craig was excellent in Layer Cake, and he makes a good modern Bond. Mmm
@Wowlie, enjoy the film! *waves* ;)
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Craig is no pretty boy, but there is something very manly and sexy about him.
Winona looks great.
Casper the ghost looks ugly as usual. He's out of his league.
Love Rebel Wilson. I missed Bachelorette (I know it didn't get great reviews but I wanted to see it to support a non-super-hero movie starring women. Especially women that I happen to like.) but I will be going to see Pitch Perfect this weekend!
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Chris Kluwe, Mmmm, fuck Yehsssss!
I love LeAnn Rimes but going to rehab because of Twitter bullies is one of the most hilarious/ridiculous/tragic/self-indulgent stunts I can think of. I still love her beautiful voice, though.
hells yeh i would, over and over, till i ache.
Submitted by mothball on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:26pm.
that cover: just...no.
i've never understood the appeal of craig. i remember someone here saying that he seems like the type who prefers angry sex. i agree, but i think his angry sex would irritate the living fuck out of me. his constant smugness doesn't help.
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I like Craig as an actor, but I agree with you about his smugness. He does come across as arrogant and unlikable.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Scott Stapp's face! There's so much more to it!
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:25pm.
Did anyone else scroll all the way down on The Berry and see the new house Kevin James just bought? Talentless and unfunny and he just shelled out $18.5 million for a house. Meanwhile, we are working our butts off to get by.
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Ya, but it has always been this way whether you are an actor, singer, athlete. His salary was dictated by the market, so it was in line with what his show was bringing to the network.
It's the American dream.
Did anyone else scroll all the way down on The Berry and see the new house Kevin James just bought? Talentless and unfunny and he just shelled out $18.5 million for a house. Meanwhile, we are working our butts off to get by.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 7:08pm.
Someone NEEDS to bitch slap Blowhan, NOW!!!
And not in GOOD WAY!!
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What Haribo said, LOL
ScarJo looks pretty here. +1 Chris Kluwe. Lmao at South Park and Blohan's double chin! ☺
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that cover: just...no.
i've never understood the appeal of craig. i remember someone here saying that he seems like the type who prefers angry sex. i agree, but i think his angry sex would irritate the living fuck out of me. his constant smugness doesn't help.
i think he totally fucked that rooney mara asshole, which is sad since that means he cheated on the goddess that is rachel weisz. i think rachel tends to go for smug assholes. after all, she stuck with that aronofsky douche until he impregnated little miss pompous slutbag natalie portman. i guess she drew the line with that one.
and scar jo? girl, sit down. she really will fuck anyone if she thinks it will further her shitty career even a little. and damn her gray skin is lookin' beat.
why does jho look like a 1960s hong kong brothel proprietor in those pics? i'm a little embarrassed for her misshapen ass. and homegurl needs a new leased piece - stat!
I used to work at JPM. Jamie Dimon's name should be Jamie Diablo.
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holy coochie couture, now you know why shaving your snatch is a bad idea - unless you can shave it to look like Bond!!
no doubt, D.C. is one hot bitch!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 7:08pm.
Someone NEEDS to bitch slap Blowhan, NOW!!!
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*pulls out GPS and world map*
Someone NEEDS to bitch slap Blowhan, NOW!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Uvy and Bbendy.....yes I remember her and Johnny but I don't remember Damon on the scene and that was a long time ago anyway. I mean she's pretty but since then I've not heard about her with anyone at all so she really must be a total wack a doodle dinsky.
Having said that I'm willing to sacrifice my peen and get back to the D with all the details.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:45pm.
I'm sure it's been said ad nauseum, but Falcor had a FACE DO-OVER
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Cokey, she is a sad, insecure woman. Having said that a face do-over didn't help. She would need a whole head do-over.
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True. And by "head do-over" I hope you mean lobotomy." :(
Lol..South Park is the shit.
JLo is looking good but her boytoy is fug imo.
Halle looks good. Nahla is a doll. Good thing her parents put their differences aside for a day.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Hahaha! Scott Stapp looks like 2003 Ozzy Osborne after stopping by the filling station's tire air pump.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:45pm.
I'm sure it's been said ad nauseum, but Falcor had a FACE DO-OVER
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Cokey, she is a sad, insecure woman. Having said that a face do-over didn't help. She would need a whole head do-over.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:41pm.
@whamo, and that's another thing. 44? No way
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Whamo, didn't Winona date Johnny Depp? Remember he had a tat with her name and changed it to Wino forever? Maybe, I am not sure.
Whamo- She's been engaged to Johnny Depp and was even with Matt Damon for a few years in the late 90's. I do think she's a sack of crazy, though.
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I'm sure it's been said ad nauseum, but Falcor had a FACE DO-OVER!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:41pm.
@whamo, and that's another thing. 44? No way
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Lol, I know he's an old looking 44 isn't he!
@ PSL......Winona does look purdy doesn't she, I've had a sweet on for her for years and years but she must be loony because no one seems to date her or if they do they dump her pretty fast. Has she ever been married, does she like women maybe, is she seeing some one? I'll throw my hat into the ring to see what's wrong with her but if I wake up in the middle of the night with her at the end of the bed sleep walking with a giant butchers knife I'm OUTTA THERE!:) (as long as we've had sex at least)
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:24pm
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Same here! That shit would. Be. ON!! XD
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Dementa - yes! We've talked it up now. We're going to be flooded with pumpkin patch photos and gourd inappropriateness any day now!
Twat Muffin...
You might know this already but he is gonna be in the new Superman movie. But that is next year. I've been loving this man and his baby blues since Oz. He so needs his own show.
I like Winona as a trashy biker skank. :)
I don't think LeAnn got enough hugs as a kid.
And who the fuck does Lindsay think she is forbidding people to take her picture. Only Prince can get away with that shit! Is it illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent in America?
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:41pm.
Don't forget Tooms and his lizard-faced bride, so she can molest some innocent gourds.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:19pm.
I actually don't get the purpose of The Berry: it seems as if the target audience are boring people who are wannabe nerds yet can't think on their own.
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That's me, then. I enjoy about 40% of what they post; maybe 20% is lame. They always have some cool travel, architecture, and food pix and some of their jokes about Internet memes are funny.
I think their target demo is young women just like the main bloggers themselves.
Bigbendy -- I don't know if you watch "True Blood," but Meloni was the guest star of it this year. They used him for six episodes & quickly dispensed of him. It's like if you blinked he was gone. He could certainly carry a show on his own. Shit, all hot-blooded women & most of the gays would tune in on a weekly basis if he took his shirt off every week.
I will say one thing that if Lindsay Lohan grabbed my cell phone to try to delete pictures, I guarantee we are going to be WRESTLING!
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I find it really sad that common folk like ourselves can clearly see that LeAnn Rhimes issues don't involve victimization or "bullying" it involves her cell phone, her lap top and Twitter. LOG OFF, BITCH! There, problem solved.
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I actually don't get the purpose of The Berry: it seems as if the target audience are boring people who are wannabe nerds yet can't think on their own.
I don't understand Scott Stapp's face.
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Love Daniel Craig. He's not traditionally good looking but has an intensity and underlying assholish charm that makes him incredibly attractive to me.
LeAnn Rimes needs to get a fucking clue. If she's so fragile and ego-driven that she doesn't have the common sense to step away from her social networking when it's not going her way, she needs way more help than a month at some spa can provide.
JLo's forehead is way too big now.
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Twatty, good idea. Why doesn't he have his own show. You know that he could carry it.
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Okay, whatever, but for why does Scott Stapp look like he just fell off the face of a Garbage Pail Kids card?
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PSL, I agree. The doctor did a wonderful job on her.......vastly improved.
ilovetatertots, Bigbendy & LOW BUDGET BYTCH -- yeah, Craig is hot, intense, sexy & kind of ugly hot, but I'd hit it like a house on fire. But yeah, sometimes intensity can wear on you. My bf is intense and sometimes it gets to be annoying. I will not watch SVU without Meloni; the show doesn't exist for me without him. He needs to get his own show; I need to see his ass on TV on a weekly basis -- I'm going through withdrawal.
Holy Shit....They nailed Mama June on the South Park clip. Yikes!
Bigbendy, I think that was when she was on her original nose.......now she is on nose 3.......which looks fabulous....she has a great doctor.
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PSL, didn't JLo's forehead used to look more like Theresa's ape forehead(Jersey Housewives ) ?
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:44pm.
I couldn't accept any money. I would consider her ass-whipping to be an act of charity to all the world. It would be an honor, actually. :)