Xtina Is A "Fat Girl," Deal With It (UPDATE)

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:30pm.
Sorry to step in here, but I think I have an answer for that question. I'm biracial. My mother's side is Cherokee and are the legacy of barely incomplete genocide. My great uncles and such used to terrorize the town of my birth by riding drunken in their pickups trucks and shooting guns randomly. My grandpa made cool silver and turquoise jewelry. Now the Cherokee are making big bucks off whitey with casinos and smokeshops. It's awesome being part Indian. Embracing your white side is kind of like embracing January Jones. She's pretty, but she's kind of bland. My father's side of the family likes floral wallpaper, casseroles, and the Dallas Cowboys.

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WOW, I really hope you're kidding, who do you think invented modern civilization, yea thanks bland white people. Not to mention the computer you're typng on, yup again thanks boring bland white people. White people have an amazing culture and Europe is one of the most beautiful places on earth, So take that boring bland white people comment and shove it up ur A**.

For being 5' she is chubby, bordering on fat, at the very least. She has a small built and she is carrying too much weight for her small frame. She's too big by celebrity and real people standards.

It's no secret why she's gained so my weight. She drinks like a fish, she's depressed her career is not where she would like it to be and she undoubtedly eats out all the time.

Even though some people talk about a supposed "average" size for women. One has to consider height and built. If she's a size 10 at only 5' with a petite built then she's fat. How about at least a size 6?

Anyway most Americans are overweight so using an "average" isn't a good idea, unless they want one more person to join the overweight team.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:30am.

*take tshirt off, covers nips and throws tshirt at mefunisgirl*

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 1:46am

koochie koochie yahyah daadaa mocha choca lata yayaya

Bitch, please. Maybe if you didn't bleach the Ecuadorian outta your hair, or wear colored contacts, maybe we wouldn't "buy" you as a skinny, white girl.

I MISS crazy, dreadlocked, Stripped-era Xtina, man!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:32pm.
*sings Reflections from Mulan*

When will maaaaa reflection show who i am insideeeee--ayyyyaaaaaaa....weeeeeennnnn willll my reflection show who i am insiideeeeeeeeee...

LMAO

I hope you'll transcribe all her ridiculous ME-GOT-SOUL-RAWR riffs and post them for the public, hehe.

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denying the comments now...

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/christina-aguilera-weight-...

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I dont even think she's fat, but by celebrity standards she must be a muthafuckin moose. Fuck it. If shes happy who cares? Ok, thats my something nice for the day.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:24pm.
Ok, LS and Whamo, I gotta ask this and excuse me if I sound ignorant, cause seriously, i m not trying to be, but what IS wrong with embracing your white side
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Sorry to step in here, but I think I have an answer for that question. I'm biracial. My mother's side is Cherokee and are the legacy of barely incomplete genocide. My great uncles and such used to terrorize the town of my birth by riding drunken in their pickups trucks and shooting guns randomly. My grandpa made cool silver and turquoise jewelry. Now the Cherokee are making big bucks off whitey with casinos and smokeshops. It's awesome being part Indian. Embracing your white side is kind of like embracing January Jones. She's pretty, but she's kind of bland. My father's side of the family likes floral wallpaper, casseroles, and the Dallas Cowboys.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:32pm.
*sings Reflections from Mulan*

When will maaaaa reflection show who i am insideeeee--ayyyyaaaaaaa....weeeeeennnnn willll my reflection show who i am insiideeeeeeeeee...

LMAO

I hope you'll transcribe all her ridiculous ME-GOT-SOUL-RAWR riffs and post them for the public, hehe.

Yeah, she didn't seem to say any such thing in her Billboard interview. But she said plenty of other equally stupid, pretentious things:

http://www.billboard.com/features/christina-taylor-ke-ha-rihanna-whose-n...

Christina is a naturally blonde and blue eyed. Granted she does wear contacts and her natural hair color isn't platinum but dark golden blonde. Her mom used to answer questions on her website and she claims Christina's blonde hair and blue eyes have shown up in her father's side as one of his brother's has blonde hair and blue eyes.

This doesn't make any sense as the record label's issue with her Latin roots was her last name. She's talked about that like 12 years ago.

"Alli Mud Slide"? Pun intended, right?

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If this bitch is fat, then I am morbidly obese. This bitch and Britch_Britch look like they are the same size, so I'm confused why Britch-Britch would call someone fat.

As for the "update" of this story that links to EW...

If does seem as though Christina never said any of this bullshit to begin with. My guess is that is was some Shitney fan trying to humiliate Xtina by making up fake shit and spreading it over social media.(this kind of thing is happening more and more)

I guess I can't blame the Shitney fan though...

Xtina has talent and Shitney has none.

Xtina has a hit show and Shitney got paid 15 million to help bring ratings up for X-factor and instead it's bombing even worse than last year and the show will likely be cancelled because of her.

So long as she sings well, I don't really care which side she owns up to or whether she embraces both. As for her weight, I think people notice it more if the performer goes around in a bikini on stage or with clothes that do not fit the body type. If she's feeling secure enough to tell her management team to stop pressuring her about the weight, so be it.

@Kandykane, I like that performance of hers a lot too. :)

"contributing to My Little Pony genocide." - hahaha

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:24pm.
Ok, LS and Whamo, I gotta ask this and excuse me if I sound ignorant, cause seriously, i m not trying to be, but what IS wrong with embracing your white side
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First off I just want to say I am bi-racial and there is nothing wrong with embracing your white side UBF. I can totally appreciate query and I don't see it as ignorant at all. The thing is more often than not the bi-racial person doesn't care to define themselves, it seems to be others that have an issue with it. I just find it interesting when a bi-racial person is successful there seems to be a greater concern as to them "not embracing their white side" Why is that? You're right it shouldn't be an issue and only seems to be if again you're successful. There seems to be a certain portion of the population that will do or say things to diminish or somehow take things away from a successful person's black side. If a bi-racial person does something horrible there isn't the same concern or care, they are more often than not seen as black and nobody seems to have a issue with that.
When people look at you their first impression isn't that you're white and if I stood there talking about being white it would take about a minute before someone said "your not even white"
Being half and half can be very funny at times, again it's more about how other see you that's the issue not how you see yourself.
All of this is JMO so I hope nobody takes offence to my comments and I speak from my experiences only.

I should have known something in the milk wasn't clean about Xtina owning her chunk. Someone who paints her face with spackle every day to the point she'd be unrecognizable without it is NOT secure enough to call herself a 'fat girl'. I won't even say what the blue contacts and HORRIBLY bleached blonde hair say about her 'roots'.

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I am not quite sure the "I am Ecuadorian" excuse is going to fly here. I agree with one of the posters on here...every race has its different shape and sizes.

I knew a girl in college that was Ecuadorian. She has to be one of the most loveliest women I have ever met. She was THIN...and naturally so (she ate like a pig).

That being said, if you are embarrassed about your weight, try wearing more appropriate clothes. I am not saying she has to wear tents or anything. She can find some beautiful stuff. PLUS, she has plenty of money and or funds for tailors.

nobody in ecuador looked like her when i went there

bmitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon

Dont worry we can have a civilized discussion. It's always good to educate and be educated.
I think the concept of race is tricky but it does take in consideration genetics and phenotype so I would say it is biological too

money can't buy you class. money can't buy you cla-a-ass. elegance is learned, my friends.

I love her attitude about not letting music execs try to control her body, but if she truly accepts being fat she should stop squeezing herself into clothes that make her look delusional. She could look beautiful and sexy if she didn't look like an overstuffed sausage bursting out of its skin. She's never learned the difference between sexy and skanky.

Well at least it's confirmed she's a moron. She's the one who projected that skinny white girl persona. She seemed to think it was super hot. I think she's just switch hitting because she knows it all goes down hill from here. The girl is 5' which means that every pound shows. She's doing all this press and endulging her weight as a gossip topic to distract people from the real issue as it stands and that is that she simply has not done the work. Her catalog sucks and she hasn't vocally done much apart from copy whitney and mariahs runs from the 90's and anyone who listened to the radio then knows this. The only problem is her tone is also awful so some people don't recognize it. You shouldn't hear her tonsils or throat when she sings she's a novice who's been sitting in someone else's chair and it's time to just say no to crap.

Submitted by purin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:11pm.
Most people especially in the us should really get educated.
A lot of people don't seem to know the difference between ethnicity and race. Ethnicity is a culturual phenomenon, while race is a biological and anthropological phenomenon.
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there is nothing biological about "race" because "race" is an imaginary phenomenon, made up in order to justify the slave trade and genocide of native americans.

these are the facts.

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Submitted by midnight_rainbow on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 12:27pm.

Funny how she's all "Fat Acceptance" now, but was happy calling Kelly Osborne fat a few years back. How the worm has turned!
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TBH I think Kelly Osbourne is a fucking liar. She never claimed that Christina had called her fat until recently on Fashion Police. Back in the day when the Osbournes was on TV Kelly was always fighting with Jack because he was on friendly terms with Christina. Jack would say Christina was always asking him why Kelly hated her. Kelly would throw temper tantrums that Jack was even talking to her but nothing about "weight" was ever mentioned on the show.

Then there was the episodes where Kelly was trying to launch her own music career and desperately made fun of Christina's singing voice which was clearly rooted in jealousy because Kelly can't sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUB80u6tpfI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3s5YC3f0

I knew she'd be making excuses for what the booze and drugs have done to her body. Why say anything if this is how you look when you feel your best? You shouldn't pull the 'Latina' card just because it suits your purpose at the moment. Own it and keep your mouth shut, it serves no purpose to make excuses. Well, bad press is good press I guess.

LMAO @ Fatina!

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And SO much of getting bigger has to do with misinformation that dieting + exercising works for most people. Truth is that sugar is ruining the world's health, and being in a state of "semi starvation," as Gary Taubes calls it (I just read his second book), doesn't work for the majority of people. It's not about exercising to lose weight, but losing weight so you can exercise, which is a biological, not mental issue *The more you know :P*

Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:37pm.

Agreed. And saying her body is her business is a refreshing statement. She doesn't want to diet anymore (WHAMO), so the fuck what?

As for her calling herself "fat," she's not anywhere outside of the record industry. She's a size 8-10 or so, which is the lower end of average and easily maintained. But in the record industry, she's considered June Booboo or whatever her name is.

Dear Xtina,
You're fat because you drink like a fish, eat at schmancy restaurants every night, and never exercise. It's called being a fat, lazy American...not an Ecuadorian.

Fuck this booze bag and her lies. She first tried to claim she gained weight because she had a kid, but then people pointed out she lost her baby weight for the Bionic video and promotions and then gained the weight. Now she's trying to claim it is some cultural thing, bitch is only Latina when it benefits her, we all know she was raised by her white trash mom.

Trashy...I'm very overweight too, and I hate fat jokes more than anyone. I think that some people are heavy due to medical reasons. Maybe she is one of them, who knows. But she makes herself look like a moron with the idiotic things that come out of her mouth sometimes.

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Good for you, moron, then stop bleaching your hair and cover those rolls up sister. Embrace it all the way. Mu-mu and turban!!!

And what the hell is wrong with skinny, blue-eyed white girls?? Dumb bitch.

Every ethnicity has beautiful people and ugly people, fat people and skinny people. You're fat because you drink alchohol every waking minute. Get a grip.

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I love these articles. They really bring out the concern trolls. "That is so unhealthy." This woman is barely overweight.

STFU. I barely eat carbs and do yoga every day of the week. I'm overweight. Unless you're working out, I'm going to outrun you. I'm not unhealthy. Bite me.

(Not excusing Mama June because she's just gross)

Christina has the Kim K complex. They're both too lazy to work out and get in shape so they blame society's unrealistic expectations for women and declare how proud they are to be curvy, while simultaneously scheduling after-hours lipo appointments and endorsing diet pills. They're all the biggest bunch of phony hypocrites.

Sure. It's the equadorianess in you. You didn't want to be seen as a skinny white girl...that's why you dyed your hair white and wore blue contacts. That's what they do in South America.

Correction Christina...they DO own you. Until your dying day. They made you, so shut up and start running.

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Submitted by ilovetatertots on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:18pm.

It doesn't matter how much a bitch weighs, if they can sing, then they can sing. That is all that matters. These high paid executive morons can't understand this. If music is good, people will come. It's that simple.

All this superficial nonsense that record companies worry about does is bring us annoyances like Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj.
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You're a fat girl because you don't give a shit about your health. I doubt she eats grilled chicken and broccoli for dinner. More likely along the lines of a 5th and a side of grease. Yes, you should feel very proud you gorge on trans-fats and simple sugars 'tina. Inspiring. Choke on jalapeno popper bitch.

She's an idiot. Hardly worth discussing her asinine comments and trying to hide behind her ancestry. She's outta shape and lazy with bad habits. It seems that the only time this trick talked about her ethnicity is to try to hide behind her weight gain. I'm white-mex and I'm proud to be both and don't deny either side. She should keep her hatchet face quiet.

Whamo, hellooooooooooooooooo!

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She's not even fat... She's just thicker than most people we are used to seeing on TV. It's the tranny makeup that bothers me. I don't think she's unhealthy at all. She just looks like a man trying to be a woman. And you shouldn't look like that if you're actually a woman.

That being said, sister can SANG!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:48pm.

I don't care about her weight, but as long as she insists on dressing like a complete tramp, shade thrown at her, she will get.

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