Speaking Of Scaring Wild Beasts…..

From Nishanto the bear scarer to Rosie the gorilla scarer….

On last night’s reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the rabid animals from the New Jersey exhibit in the Bravo zoo were all stuffed into the old pageants gowns of Miss Venezuelas past and were forced to go after each other while a confused, scared, wonk-eyed gay squirrel looked on. And DAMN did they go after each other. In the clip above, new-faced Kathy goes after no forehead-having Theresa by calling her father a coward. Theresa returned the slap by bringing up Kathy’s late father and that shit awoke the butch beauty beast!

Former HSOTD and Kathy’s sister Rosie nearly made Theresa’s gorillas in the mist hairline jump back a few inches when she started screaming backstage. Rosie threatened to rip Theresa’s head off and serve it to Kate Capshaw. Cousin Rosie went OFF like somebody just took the last Home Depot lumber cart that she had her eye on. We won’t really know if Cousin Rosie ate Theresa’s head off until part two airs next week, but this is all I needed to see.

I have never been this sexually turned on IN MY LIFE. Rosie’s rant made me a lesbian and now I think I need to spend some alone time in Tokyo’s dildo bar.