Monday, October 1st 2012
Open Post: Nishanto The Bear Scarer
If you don't want wild bears to come to your backyard, then don't make your backyard look like a beautiful enchanted storybook garden where all creatures come together to sing Disney songs and talk to each other. But if you insist on making your backyard look like a beautiful enchanted storybook garden and a bear comes to visit, do what Nishanto is doing in the video above. Nishanto doesn't play around and screams at him like she's an abuelita and he's screwing with her telenovela watching time.
This method also works on other bears too. So if you're a massage therapist and John Travolta's bear hole starts growling at your crotch, you know what to do.
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Wowlie, maybe she'll peek back in! Hope you're doing well little owl. Good night to you! ;)
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Hi Within! Yeah, I was reading the Gaga thread from the other day and saw that her name was blacked out. I think I may have seen her 2 days ago...
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Hi Wowlie, did she? I thought I saw her little prize ribbon today or yesterday. Maybe she tried to change her name and it got deleted by mistake. That's too bad, SandwichQueen was nice. Hope she comes back.
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What happened to SandwichQueen? Did she say why she deleted her AC?
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Mel-Tang, you're welcome. That mixture [which was developed by a chemist] has saved me several times when my dogs got skunked, and when one emptied her anal glands from fright. Definitely not a scent you want to have lingering, either of them!
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Hey Mel Tang
If your dog "juiced" because if the impact on the furniture or just playing around, his sacs are probably plugged up. You will either have to "express" them yourself or have the vet do it for you. It is a disgusting smell and i would almost barf when it was my turn to do our Jack Russell.
Thank you hexe for all of that info!! It is greatly appreciated! I tried wiping it with everything and it wont come off. Thanks for the mixture.
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Mel-Tang, if you're still around, you have to attack the anal gland material the same way you would attach the material a skunk 'sprays'--both are oil-based and don't wash off with just plain water, or even soap and water. This mixture works beautifully, & can safely be used on animals, too ['cause if you don't get it off the dog's butt, the stink is going to hang around]:
--1 quart 3% hydrogen peroxide [can substitute white vinegar for peroxide if bleaching is a concern]
--1/4 cup baking soda
--1 teaspoon Dawn dish liquid
Mix all three ingredients BY STIRRING TOGETHER in a plastic or glass container. DO NOT SHAKE TO MIX!
Saturate affected area (or entire dog if need be) with the mixture, and allow it to remain for 15 minutes, then rinse thoroughly with plain water to remove all soap. Use all of mixture immediately, or discard any leftover mixture--do NOT store.
Works much better than commercially made skunk-odor removers.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Night night to ya Foxxy!
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Hello all -- hope everyone is well and have a great week! just a drive by "good night!" with a couple of bitch comments so you know for sure it's me:
JACK: five. five. five dollar quarter-baaack!
i hope nfl network replays that game every
night this week. and i am personally
going to purchase "for your
consideration" ads to nominate the
Cowboys for next year's Emmy for comedy
specials. they earned it.
@ Bambam: "What good is his saying he's sorry/being sorry gonna do for the families of the victims? I'm missing the point of this. "
see also our discussion re: Vick, Michael
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
loopy, that is the only sane reason anyone would want to be around her, though he is about 5 years too late. she can't even get arrested anymore.
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Head over heels, where should I go?
Can't stop myself, out of control
Head over heels, no time to think
Looks like the whole world's out of sync
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:46am.
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Loopy, isn't that hottie a model? I remember a video of him getting interviewed. Valtrex is a certified cradle robber now, haahahah
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:08pm.
Point is more more money for networks, is all. Just sensationalist bull crap at the victims' expense.
PSL he is dating her for the fame, obviously the roids are making him aggressive.
loopy, he got arrested after she made out with a girl, so I doubt he's her boyfriend. I also do not see the hot in him at all....blech.
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Head over heels, where should I go?
Can't stop myself, out of control
Head over heels, no time to think
Looks like the whole world's out of sync
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he is quite skinny though, but im guessing he has a trouser snake, cuz paris wouldnt feel anything smaller than the titanic.
Hello m'babies. Hope everyone's doing good tonight, me myself am in a mood. Maybe it's realizing we're now on the holiday rollercoaster, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Xmas is looming large. Where has this year gone?
What's really bugging me is this ten year anniv. marking the DC sniper terror. All day the news has been about the kid giving an interview (he's now 27.) I'm not coming down on anybody's side but I just can't understand this. They ask is he sorry, is he remorseful, and he is but he makes valid point to me. What good is his saying he's sorry/being sorry gonna do for the families of the victims? I'm missing the point of this.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Hi LaChaylo!! You know it! *pulls out markers and banner* What shall we write? Hope you're having a good evening too! lol
@Mel-Tang, what's a nasty ass fluid sac, you mean on the doggie? Sounds painful, poor thing! :/
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Been good Whamo! Keeping one eye on the screen and the other on some reading, lmao You mean Assbender, Malkovich and Foxy could NOT raise Jonah Hex from the dead? So surprised! ohohoh
Can't imagine how you guys type so fast on those tiny keyboards, hahaha.
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Just stopped by to say...
GO BEARS!!
Yeah, I'm from Dallas. The Cowshits suck and they're not even in Dallas anymore. So fuck 'em.
/rant.
Hope everyone is having a great night!!
Dog-- pans of enchiladas freeze well, too. And soups (I store mine in plastic bags frozen flat) although if the soup has rice or pasta I'll put that in a separate bag so it doesn't soak up all the liquid and get mushy.
You can also freeze chocolate chip cookie dough in cookie-sized lumps to bake off as needed, or a log to slice and bake. I made choco chip cookies last night with whole wheat flour, molasses and dark brown sugar and they came out great!
And I'll second the freezing of basil (and parsley), don't waste it! I always keep frozen pesto on hand.
Damn.....these two mofo's are crazy! One behind the bear with a camera, the other in front yelling at it. They act like they're bear whisperers or something.
Off topic....my dogs were playing, and one of them crashed into my nightstand and popped one of those nasty ass fluid sacs ALL over the front of it. I can't get the smell out. It's horrid.
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ubmitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:15pm.
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Hey there Reason, how've you been?:) no I'm still on my BB in the evening. I was just watching Johnah Hex....It was pretty lame. Lol
Dog,
Bean soup (the little white navy beans) is nice, freezes great, and I make it with big chunks of ham.
Thanks, Withy! ;)
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So sorry to read about your Mom. Only starting to even begin to catch up. Working (and volunteering, bless you!) with the elderly can be so rewarding. They have many lessons to teach, if we listen. :)
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:58pm.
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What you up to, stranger? I see you got your keyboard fixed, lol ;p
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BaconSlut celebration! Congrats to ya on passing the physical with flying stars, Bacony! ;p
@Pushy Broad, sorry to hear about your Mom. 61 is probably quite young compared to others going into the nursing home. Volunteering there is a very nice thing to do!
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@Whamo
Cheese on ANYTHING pretty much rocks! LOL And Tanx! :D
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@ BaconSlut.....good for you, congrats Hor:) cheese and grapes are bomb diggidy good:)
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Got back from my physical a bit ago. I've pretty effortlessly shed 20 lbs. over the past 3-4 months. *celebrating with a bit of smoked blue cheese on sweet/savory cracker strips with red grapes*
JEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burp*
Hope everyhooker is well!
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ubmitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:32pm.
Whamo, I just listened to it. OMG, it is beautiful. Words cannot describe how much it touched my heart.
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It's a powerful song for sure Pushy, it saddens my heart every time I hear it. He has so many good songs. I'm really glad you like him. I'll try and think of some other stuff you might like:)
Sorry for your moms condition Pushy, that must be tough for you:(
Dog, I freeze mine if I am not drying it. Wash, dry then put in a freezer baggie. Try to get as much air out of the bag then put in freezer. This works ok for me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Doggie.....no sorry, I wish I were a good cook but unfortunately I'm not much of one at all, just the basic meat potatoes and veggies nothin fancy. I make a pretty good spaghetti sauce I'm told lol :)
Whamo, I just listened to it. OMG, it is beautiful. Words cannot describe how much it touched my heart. I volunteer a bit with our elderly, Mom, God rest her soul, ended up in a nursing home at 61. I have many life experiences with seniors and am rapidly becoming one:)
I will share this (if I can figure out how) with family/friends. Thank you for the gift Whamo.
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Man, that wail is effective! I'd still be afraid of the bear being so close. All they need if for it to give them a good surprise once it figures out where the food is and YIKES!
What a beautiful garden! ahaha
Good evening everyone! ;p
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:12pm
Still an ahhh. Yes, The Golden Rule.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:13pm.
hahaha. "But Mrs. Nishanto, ma'am..."
Black bears are pretty mild, harmless & easy to shoo away unless it's a mama bear defending her cubs or a habituated (i.e., fed) one. I've gone out several times in my neck of the woods to scare them off. No biggie. BTW, we don't leave bird feeders, grills, garbage cans, or tasty compost out. They're mainly after grubs & berries - can't control that too well.
GG, I have never figured out how to store fresh basil. If you fridgedate it (as my youngest used to say) it mooshes. If you leave it on the counter, it grows mold.
I throw out a lot of fresh basil. :-(
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@mike and Whamo:
Mike: some things get better when they've been frozen.
Whamo: why did I think you cook?
Maybe I'll make a triple chocolate cheesecake.
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Dog - word!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:33pm.
Maybe they should yell at it before it starts climbing the stairs. She probably has a berry pie on the windowsill and is making a picnic basket with all the bear's favorites just so they can be mean.
LOL. While she preps some lox.
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"What cha doing there Yogi"
"Hey hey food is food have an egg BooBoo, I'll just see what's in this pic a nic basket" :P
Pushy, you have to do for others the way the would (you hope) do for you. This woman has helped a lot of people when times were better for her.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:01pm.
Pfffft. How about a soup or stew? I'm honestly clueless when it comes to things that can be frozen (and still be palatable when thawed).
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 5:38pm
Whamo, just listed to a couple of John Prine tunes. Really enjoyed Angel from Montgomery.
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That's great Pushy, look up the tune Hello in There, very moving song about old people, It's one of my favourites.
@ Doogggie.....what cha makin for me? I'd make you something but I just plain do not know how to cook and I'd probably food poison you lol:P
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:33pm.
Maybe they should yell at it before it starts climbing the stairs. She probably has a berry pie on the windowsill and is making a picnic basket with all the bear's favorites just so they can be mean.
LOL. While she preps some lox.