Monday, October 1st 2012

Night Crumbs

The Trollsens went to lunch with Mary-Kate's French piece Olivier Sarkozy, and they both look like they're saying to themselves, "DAD! Stop trying to be cool by smoking. You're embarrassing us! GAWD!" - Lainey Gossip

With the shit Lifetime is putting out, it won't be long before they put out a James Dean biopic starring Justin Bieber - The Superficial 

New York's triumphant return to TV - Towleroad

Chris Crocker bottoms in a porn for the first time and this is where we all scream, "Leave Chris Crocker's butthole alooooooone" - Manhunt Daily

Amanda Bynes should hide her face for wearing those fug velcro wedges - Hollywood Tuna 

Aubrey Ho'Day keeps it demure and subtle as always - Drunken Stepfather

The rest of the pictures from Taylor Swift's Glamour spread sponsored by Adobe Photoshop - The Berry 

Fiona Apple shits on gossiping bitches for saying she looks like a Smeagol grandma on meth - Celebitchy

Adele's Bond song sounds like a Bond song by Adele - Just Jared

January Jones hates disabled people - ICYDK

And while GOOPY Paltrow kissed her husband, she thought about how she would rather be kissing her real love: her wood-burning outdoor pizza oven -Popsugar

What in the HELL kind of GD outfit is Christian Serratos wearing? - Popoholic

Bar Mitzvah Vogue boy comes back for an encore - OMG Blog

Cat Deeley got married - I'm Not Obsssed

Thirty Three Three-Legged Dogs! - Cityrag

Somewhere off camera, Pimp Mama Kris is screaming, "Do the position you did for Ray J that made you a star! Whore out, Louise!" - Celebslam

Halloween came early at the Gaultier show - Hollywood Rag

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nothing like bonding over drugs with your grandpa looking boyfriend.

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My uncle had a three-legged cat called "Topsy." I could never catch up with that thing!

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Olivier looks like an old man compared to the Olsen's. Really creepy old geezer.

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Hahaha loopy...That is how I feel my words come across a lot of the time IRL too lol.

Ren and Stimpy was so seizure inducing.

WithinReason...'s picture

Seth might do a good job at the oscars. From a certain angle he does look cute. Franco should have done it with his hot ass bro last year! ;)

Night night Loops!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:27am.

lol seth is a hottie, ever since i saw him do that comedy roast.

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Loopy, that's easy, in a hot tub right here! You got MacFarlane, or so I hear... hahaha *teasing, teasing*

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:12am.

*asks Loopy for forgiveness* lmao and disgusted! Bet he pulls that when the other twin comes for a sleepover. She probably doesn't even reach the sink. Lol;)

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god only knows what Maah-rie Kat and Ashhhlee get up to. where is uncle jesse to save them?

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*asks Loopy for forgiveness* lmao and disgusted! Bet he pulls that when the other twin comes for a sleepover. She probably doesn't even reach the sink. Lol;)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:01am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:56am.
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Omg hahaha. That little girl (the daughter) cannot be staying there. But there are two small differences, the gf is ghoulish and her greasy pungent hair gives her away, even from the back, lol ;)

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true! but you ruin a creepy story by telling the truth. lesson numero uno. never let the facts get in the way of a good story. lol

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:56am.
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Omg hahaha. That little girl (the daughter) cannot be staying there. But there are two small differences, the gf is ghoulish and her greasy pungent hair gives her away, even from the back, lol ;)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:51am.

Loopy, must be utter grossness to have that chick hanging out and chain-smoking around the daughter. Maybe he does too but the mother must be beside herself.

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not as gross as when he walks into the kitchen in the morning and sees mary kate over the sink and goes to grope her and its the daughter.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:49am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.

Are you sure you're not confusing the post coital glow with the post vomitous glow? Maybe it's both since those juices have too many calories for her taste.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:48am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:37am.

By that I meant I would think they're both his kids. lol. It's too late for me to try and make jokes.

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Loopy, must be utter grossness to have that chick hanging out and chain-smoking around the daughter. Maybe he does too but the mother must be beside herself.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.

Are you sure you're not confusing the post coital glow with the post vomitous glow? Maybe it's both since those juices have too many calories for her taste.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:37am.

By that I meant I would think they're both his kids. lol. It's too late for me to try and make jokes.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:42am.

its just all abit gross-ish, especially when mary kate and the daughter can share the same clothes.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.
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She looks like a hoodrat daughter. And he's the giant who hangs out in the same cave. ;)

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:36am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.

His bulge is huge in that picture, oh my!

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yeah and judging from mary kate's "freshley sexed look" im guessing that dick is still leaking after juices after the morning session.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:37am.

I would say he's got some baby mamas dramas!

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:34am.

lol

if you took the ciggies away, and pretended you never watched full house or read vogue magazine, can you tell which one is mary kate and which one is his daughter??

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.

His bulge is huge in that picture, oh my!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:27am.

Lol *wretch*

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Look yal its Olivier with his daughter and girlfriend, can you tell the difference?
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mike has posted these pics of Mary Kate and Olivier before, BUT i thought i'd remind you dlisters of this romance.

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Are those little girls seriously fucking that French dude?? Lord, they are so messed up. All that money and they can't seem to find any happiness...

WithinReason...'s picture

Chrissy get a part in that NY series instead!

Fiona should be singing and forget the critics. She's looking frail these days, hope she's ok.

That Bond song is ZZzzzzzzzz

I like the dancers behind Bar Mitzvah Vogue boy! ;p

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Mani....who knows....I just want to be her friend.....seriously. I fucking love her, and feel sometimes like she lives in my head! Her lyrics.....most of them are just so......ME. *sigh*

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:24am.

She seems like a very strong person outwardly but inside who knows?

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Possum's picture

I like Fiona ayite. But yeah... girl needs some food. Bad.

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Mani, yes. But I saw her live a couple of weeks ago, and she is very, very thin now. I am a little worried, but she can do no wrong in my book. I fucking adore her, and think she is a genius. I just want her to take care of herself.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:02am.

I love my Fiona. That is all.

Hasn't she always been very thin...what's the big deal?

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All bullshit aside, what the fuck is this swarovski man wearing on his feet?? lmao

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Thank you for reminding me why I truly can't stand January Jones. Ho needs to get over herself.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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I love my Fiona. That is all.

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Goldfinger #1 closely followed by Thunderball. Shirley Bassey was the shizznits. Paul McCartney's sucked big eggs, after all these years I've stopped giving him a pass because he was a BEATLE (angels sing in the background.) Absolute worst belongs to Madonna, Jack Black and Alisha Keys. The recent one titled Remember My Name was pretty good.

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Best Bond song IMO: Thunderball. Tom Jones sang the Hell out of it in 1965. He fainted in the recording booth after singing the song's final, high note. Jones said of the final note, "I closed my eyes and I held the note for so long when I opened my eyes the room was spinning.

He sang it again in London in 2012 for the Queen and could still sing the Hell out of the song. Bravo "the voice" Tom!

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That Sarkozy dude is truly repulsive. In other words, he's a perfect match for a Trollsen twin!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:09pm.

"You Only Live Twice" and "Goldfinger" are tied in my book.

But Duran Duran was the best shit ever. I still love them.

Yes Hekki...that's LeBon...Simon LeBon.

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"You Only Live Twice" and "Goldfinger" are tied in my book.

But Duran Duran was the best shit ever. I still love them.

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:32pm.

best bond song ever was gold-fingahhhhhhhh

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Hey Mer,(yeah Ash?) "I'm so like embarrassed because I would so fuck that dude with the smoke!" Ash,(yeah Mer?,) "you totally make me feel like UNFRESH in my no no area when you tell me stuff like that..."

Times goes bad, times goes ruff, wont you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
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@MrsPH

Agreed about Duran Duran! Everyone I knew-gay or straight-had their bedrooms and sometimes ceilings over the bed papered with Double D pictures!

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Twat- I hear 'ya re: the car thing. I have a new Nissan that I love and had a Honda that I loved. I don't have the money for an expensive car and the additional money for unexpected expenses. I've known other people that wanted the status of an expensive car, couldn't keep up and it turned into a money pit. Why? For the fear of what other people think?

I'm going to take your word for it that the ride is rough in a Range Rover. Like Jeeps and Hummers, they weren't really meant for navigating the suburban shopping mall sprawl. Range rovers strike me as one of those cars where people that have money usually buy them for the status symbol as opposed to if they actually like them. I was in the backseat of one a couple yrs ago and the ride wasn't that comfy :).

Thanks for the insight on boring trollops. I'll have to see one in action someday!

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Twatty, Duran Duran was the boy band of my early teens. If you didn't crush on at least one of them (be you a girl or a gay) something was darksided about you. ;)

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"Live and Let Die," for Linda's singing and the line "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..."

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mefunigirl -- "Goldfinger" I think was the second best. IMO, "Thunderball" was the best ever, but then I'm partial to Tom Jones (it's the big dick thing). Another good one, but nowhere near as good as those two was "The Spy Who Loved Me" and the one by Paul McCartney, whatever the title was.

miz cynical -- this was a long time ago, but I test drove a used Range Rover. I hated the drive on it, it was very rough. After having had a luxury car (albeit a used one) and knowing how extremely expensive it is to upkeep one, unless I win the lotto, I will never own one again. Now I have a Chevy Cruze and am happy with it. I don't know if the Evoque is the Posh-designed model. Yeah, January seems like an all-around sucky person. Then again, I've known plenty of seemingly boring chick who bone a lot of guys. Like the one slut I saw at my high school reunion last week. She could barely form a sentence with a chick, but boy she knows how to turn it on around the dudes. Too bad she looks like an ugly Miss Piggy -- snort, snort!

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There's something really creepy and dark-sided about the Olsen twins. I can't imagine them being fun to hang out with. They seem so gloomy and serious all the time. The only thing that's sort-of cool about them is that they parlayed their fame and success as children into a huge business empire. They're still bitches for thinking they're too good for a Full House reunion, though.
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