The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!

Since Kim has only slept with black and white guys, the other colors get together to rejoice. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Dammit John, I said to bring the rainbow flags... - Esteem

You don't know which one to blame now, Lindsay. - daisy100

The Benetton brand never really recovered from hiring Richard Simmons as their spokesperson. - HamilcarRules

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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:47pm.

Whoa, I made the list! Thanks everyone and congrats to OurMissC and everyone else. ;-)

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:32pm.

Hookers on FIYAH! Congrats everyone!

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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:22pm.

This is reason #2 that I love dlisted...the funny creative horz that read & comment here! Congrats to the winners!

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Submitted by how dare you on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:07am.

Congrats, OurMissC and runners up! Funny.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:31am.

Thank you MK and Miss. C, congrats funny horz!

Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:58am.

It just dawned on me that these colors are arranged in the order of two primary colors and in between them are the secondary colors that are created from merging them together.

Red + Yellow = orange

Yellow + Blue = green

Blue + Pink (red would be more correct) = purple.

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:55am.

LOL daisy100! Congrats everybody! Thanks MK!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by perky on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:48am.

HAHA! Nice job, peeps. [Eyes MissC's spandex bulges]

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:46am.

LMAO! Congrats sluts. All funny.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by L Yenko on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:57am.

Auditions for the 'Blow Men' group begins...

Submitted by Trina on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:44am.

Kermit finally found the Rainbow Connection.

Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:36am.

This week a UCLA biochemist isolated a single strand of DNA from a cheekful of prism jism.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:13am.

Howe many Lohans does it takes to...oh,nevermind

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:49pm.

Lindsay Lohan, a traffic cone, a man and a phone star in Boogie Nights or Diddled by Skittles part 2.

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Submitted by sfinktorsezwatt on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:48pm.

Where's the party? Direct 'em to the rectum spectrum!

Submitted by ahtitan on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:38pm.

The Greendale Human Being's family reunion.

Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:33pm.

Too lazy to scroll through all the comments, so I don't know if anyone's already said this, but:

"A close-up of Richard Simmons' DNA strand proves that the shorty-shorts are genetic."

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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:23pm.

Submitted by prommom on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:30pm.

The Power Bottom Rangers.

LMFAO!

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:20pm.

I tried to say something funny but OurMissC said it funnier. She is the bomb!

Submitted by Cookie123 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:43pm.

Roy G Biv celebrates the return of Michael K to L A . Leave it to that asshole Pink to protest!

Submitted by the original be... on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:38pm.

KandyKane, may I ask if you are also Kandy Kaye, the songstress from San Diego? You don't have to answer me if you're not comfortable, but I'm just curious.

AXE, THAT is funny!!!!!!!! :D

Submitted by Marias03 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:51pm.

Screw Skittles, this is what John Travolta means when he says he,"wants to taste the rainbow."

Submitted by AXE on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:50pm.

The Rainbow NO-alition

Submitted by empiregirl on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:47pm.

I think the Mormon's are taking this magic underwear thing a bit too far.

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:46pm.

Since Katie left Tom...every night is Fruits of the Loom night.

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Submitted by mtv whore on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:29pm.

Braille never looked so good.

Submitted by prommom on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:00pm.

The Power Bottom Rangers.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:37pm.

Balls, Give, DeBlow. It it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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Submitted by Reesey C on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:36pm.

When Tom got an invite to a "rainbow party," this was not what he expected.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:28pm.

No one is giving the Castro District Cock Monsters much of a chance in their inaugural NBA season.

Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:10pm.

The Technicolor Yawn Dream Team celebrate another victory ..... at the Bieber concert.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by Spacepussy on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:11pm.

Weight Watchers for Kids™ rolls-out their newest celebrity spokespersons, the Crayola Crayons.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:06pm.

Dress rehrearsal of the Harvey Milk HS production of Reservoir Dogs.

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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!

"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:04pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 6:27pm.
Microscopic view of Richard Simmons sperm.

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Richard Simmons immediately popped into my head too!
LOL
Winner!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:52pm.

Mmmmm, these Skittles make me really want to taste the rainbow.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:51pm.

One man's Pot of Gold at the end of the rainbow could be another man's golden shower cistern.

Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:50pm.

The prize-winning group costume at Pride this year: Mr. Roy G. Biv.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by Wanted on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:43pm.

I loved highschool gym class. Our gym teacher Mr. Ronda was so gay all the colors of the rainbow protected my gay ass in dodge ball.

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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler

Submitted by Euromutt on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:41pm.

The fools who turn Travolta down are really missing out; Johnny's Jizz are really a fun bunch of guys.

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:39pm.

♪ ♫ so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors, true colors
are beautiful like a rainbow ♫ ♪

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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:11pm.

Ahhhhh. Pink is up to his old shenanigans again. Hiding Violet and taking his place in the spectrum line.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:11pm.

If RuPaul's Drag Race had a cheerleading squad.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by csqaured on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:06pm.

The Fanta girls finally found their true loves.

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:24pm.

As Red-man points out "Our exercise and weight loss regimen was so successful that this rainbow cornucopia of TinkyWinks no longer calls ourselves Telatubbies; henceforth our new name is Tela*Chubbies." ;)