Open Post: Hosted By The Chola Rhinestone Of Germany

If you don’t immediately know the name of this exquisite jewel, then please form a line to my left, because I’d like to personally give each of you the same side-eye that chihuahua’s throwing in the picture above. If you really don’t know who this is, go outside, look up to the heavens and ask God to show you the meaning of beauty. You’ll feel some twitches down below before your b-hole queefs out a black diamond with Harald Glööckler’s gorgeous face on it. (Or just click here or here if you really don’t know this perfection.)

The mash-up of Glamberace, a female-to-male pre-op cholita and an ebony unicorn has already injected his own brand of gloth glamour into a fashion line and eatin’ tools, and now he’s selling dog accessories. Harald launched his collection of dog couture at a pet store in Berlin the other day and the fabulousness in the air was so thick that everyone there now knows what it feels like to get butt fucked by a rainbow. And if you say the name Glööckler really slow, your sphincter will tighten and stay that way forever. Instant anal rejuvenation!