Lord Kalidor And Red Sonja Did It For Real
Brigitte Nielsen wrote in her memoirs last year that she hopped on Arnold Schwarzenegger's schnitzel a few times while shooting Red Sonja in 1984, but he kept his tramp lips shut about it until now. Arnold's got his own book coming out next week and since books don't just jump to the top of the New York Times Bestsellers list by themselves, he's finally spilling it about the time he bumped bare pecs with Gitte.
According to Time, the former Governor of Mildred Baena's Chocha admits that while he was living with Maria Shriver, he had a fuck party with Gitte. Arnold writes that getting with Gitte helped him realize that he wanted to marry Maria. Time put it like this:
Schwarzenegger and Nielsen co-starred in the 1985 film “Red Sonja.” Nielsen wrote in a memoir published last year that she and Schwarzenegger had an “outrageous affair” while making the movie and that she didn’t know until later that he was involved with Shriver.
Schwarzenegger writes that he knew the fling with Nielsen wouldn’t last and in fact it only made him realize that he wanted to marry Shriver.
Maria Shriver probably didn't even waste energy on rolling her eyes at this, because Arnold has dicked everything and anything. Arnold has the Flat Stanley of dicks. It's been everywhere. And Gitte should take it as a compliment that when Arnold was humping on her, he looked deep up into her flaring nostrils and only saw the image of him ruining Maria's life by marrying her. Bitch dodged a bullet, because if she married Arnold, it'd end with her rolling around in the grass of a Studio City park while drunk on Popov vodka (that's Russian for "given up on life"). Oh, wait...
And here's some pictures from a couple of weeks ago of Arnold hanging out with a hot friend while looking like a blind ostrich who's pumped up on the wrong kind of hormones.
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I don't suppose Ahhhnold could have told us what a fraud and liar he was BEFORE he became governor of California ... he's obviously a manipulating user and he totally USED Maria Shriver Kennedy. He always said that it was his goal to marry a Kennedy. Sociopath.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
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Agreed..... between Arnie and Barackie, the Neandertally branch is starting to bend.
You know what? No. I like my men on the Homosapien branch - not so much Neandertally.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
You know what's odd? Not only have I never in my life considered him doable in any way but it just occurred to me that I never even once considered that I was supposed to. Sort of lends itself to the gay idea I guess but he didn't even inspire the 'would you' question.
Team not hot ever!
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 1:16am.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
Am I the only female that never found him hot even when he was supposedly hot?
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Sushi, you're not alone. I'm not female (on the outside!) but I was just thinking the same thing. His is one peen I never, ever, not once, considered wanting to know about, let alone see. Muscled guys are so gross and even on a hot day, are packing 4" at most! Much fuss about nut-in!
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I agree. There is such a thing as too much muscle. I never thought Arnold was hot, even in his Terminator days.
I thought that was Kristen Stewart! Ha! For reals!
This needs a "you in trouble, girl" tag. Maria is going to get himmmmm....
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 1:16am.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
Am I the only female that never found him hot even when he was supposedly hot?
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Sushi, you're not alone. I'm not female (on the outside!) but I was just thinking the same thing. His is one peen I never, ever, not once, considered wanting to know about, let alone see. Muscled guys are so gross and even on a hot day, are packing 4" at most! Much fuss about nut-in!
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Amen! I have never thought body builders were even remotely attractive.
In fact, I don't even find six pack abs sexy. I'd rather have a guy who is fit but isn't so fucking narcisstic that he spends hours and hours in the gym.
I just noticed, does Arnie shave/wax his legs? They look very smooth & shiny.
What a pig!
As if this is news.
Arnold may not have been born in America, but that muthafucka has been naturalized enough and so should already know what the 411 is when it comes to society women and infidelity...
They don't care if you're fuckin' around. Just don't embarrass them with public humiliation. That means your mistress(es) should never run to the press and there should not be any proof of said affair (ie, chirrenz). Long story short, Maria is way overdue for checks.
Cha-ching!
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Submitted by sushi on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
Am I the only female that never found him hot even when he was supposedly hot?
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No. While I like me some built men, his was overdone and he always had this durr look to his face. He's always been a doofus, and now we know he's a rude asshole of a prik doofus.
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But did he bang Sandahl Bergman?
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CashewT, he probably has a 4 incher as Scott in NYC said. That's karma for someone who's likely been boinking everything in sight for years! LOL ;)
@Lislop, lmao at that link, seriously!
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Wr,
I agree, but all his macho posturing and behind the scenes misogyny irks me. It would be like seeing the homophobic jock in high school be exposed as gay himself. I just wish for karma.
Hi Televised! *Waves quickly cuz I know you're just in and out* ;p
@CashewT, as much as I don't care for Ahnold, I'd hope no one lost roles for being or not being gay. For being a douche yes.
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Island Girl,
i LOVE your GIF.
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God don't like ugly.
For all the Times I've heard of him assaulting women and acting like a macho asshole, I would love for him to be exposed as gay and lose film roles because of it. He just looks like such a douche.
Submitted by Ellie May on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 8:08pm.
Is it just me, or does the hairstylist "friend" in black have an "I'm his new bitch and I'm lovin' it" look on his face?
Getting the vibe from them both.
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It's not just you. I'm surprised others didn't comment on that earlier. He did some gay modeling or was associated with a gay man early on in his career. Something tells me he'll fuck just about anything.
I'd like to know if Tanner Tousignant is his son. There is definitely a resemblance. I don't buy Tammy Tousignant's denial.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 6:13pm.
Every time I see pics of Ahnold as he is now, his skin reminds me of an engorged, veiny penis. And not in a sexy way.
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An engorged, veiny penis!!! Hahahaha. Excellent description.
Sushi,
Short answer: Hell no!
Here's a pic of the young Sperminator. Try not to laugh too hard.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09415dbY91qi90syo1_250.jpg
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
Am I the only female that never found him hot even when he was supposedly hot?
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Sushi, you're not alone. I'm not female (on the outside!) but I was just thinking the same thing. His is one peen I never, ever, not once, considered wanting to know about, let alone see. Muscled guys are so gross and even on a hot day, are packing 4" at most! Much fuss about nut-in!
That giraffe is always walking her dog on my street. I guess shes my neighbor. I know exactly the spot where the vodka rolling happened too. Its a patch of grass next to a super busy street.
Sushi,
Nope. I always felt he looked like a dry kisser. Like the kind who would suck on you all dumb like. I imagine he fucks the same way.
Twatty,
Who would you-ahnold or the rockstar next to him?
Am I the only female that never found him hot even when he was supposedly hot?
his hair plugs are hurting my motherfucking eyes
Submitted by Tyroan on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 7:42pm.
Another poster boy for republican family values!
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Oddly enough, he married into a democratic family who seemed to share his same "family values."
The Kennedys are such fucking pigs and Maria is no better. She married a letch, stayed with the letch and enjoyed it while she was the Governor's wife.
For her to suddenly act as if she is hurt or surprised is disingenous at best.
Just like TMZ would you rather Arnold or Stallone?
Present day Maria or Gitte the fuck outta here?
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P.T.Bull, *visual alert* TMI! Ahnold jerking it on YT, I mean. lol! I liked his action movies too but I don't want to know anything about his personal scandals... or his beef jerky HAHAHAHA. ☺
I thought Gitte was only famous for being with Stallone to tell you the truth.
Agree this is major YAWN.
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I really doubt that Mawriiiiiiaaa and Arnold have had sex of any type in a while. If anything she would be more pissed since she's not going to see a dime of the profits. As far as Gitte goes he's going to be like Gitte the fuck outta here!
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Submitted by OXA on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 9:19pm.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. No doubt. (I've eaten there. *clutching heart*)
Mk you kill me, hahaha! But, right on every time. In that first thumbnail, he *DOES* look like a blind ostrich.
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First of all, yawn. He could have porked rula lenska and a vietnamise potbellied pig at the same time and I wouldn't care.
Second, red sonja was le bad, and even their sexing it up didn't prevent the community theatre quality of acting and give them on screen chemistry.
I have enjoyed a lot of his movies, but red sonja is one of his worst imho. And if he chooses to masturbate into a microwaved watermelon on youtube, it makes no difference to me. Those type of action movies don't rely on respect for the actors.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 7:00pm.
Wow, that is a stunning and topical revelation. How 'bout reveal the 30 other women you banged while married?
It was common knowledge he was banging anything in a skirt back in the 90's when he had his restaurant "Shatzi on Main" in Venice, 30 must have been a slow week.
pushy -- awww, doing dog beds for your little babes. Doggehs love clean laundry, well at least my babies always loved it. BTW, I adore InStyle; my other favorite is People Style issue. Too bad Goopy is on the cover of InStyle this month -- yuck.
Ida -- gladly accepting a smack on the twat!
Color me unsurprised. I bet they did an insane amount of cocaine and had a hell of a ride together. I'm sure he had hundreds of others too.
Also, Maria knew what she was marrying so she gets no sympathy from me. She reminds me of Mel Gibson's wife, she's just pissed because everybody knows about the "love child" and women like them prefer everything swept under the rug.
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Met him. He's an ass and Maria is too. Both in the photos I took (they were off to the side, not posing or anything) they have the absolute nastiness look on their faces and they were like that the whole night. If a fan walked up to them, they'd have guards shoo them away. Just bluntly yelling to the help to "get them away from me" shit so the fan heard them. Assholes.
that's disappointing to hear
You are welcome twat muffin! A little smack on your twat~
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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
They are both disgusting in different ways.
Can you believe this woman was Flava Flav's piece for YEARS? GAH.
I find him horrid, gross, smelly and dumb like a pet rock.
Thumbnail 2 & 3 show some fancy struttin! Arnie has a Lohan spray tan, his legs are streaked. Would not hit either one, but would watch them hit eachother.......
"Let's hit the fuckin' road!" Frank Booth
GG, I don't think anything could make him look good at this point. ha!
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The marriage was total opportunism on both of their parts. Considering how public he was about being a man hoe during his bodybuilding days, and growing up in the Kennedy family, it's not like Maria Shriver would be surprised about him fucking everything that moves. Women putting up with cheating is like rule one of the Kennedy family code. I doubt anyone else would have put up with his shit for that long. I guarantee she took cheating for granted going into the marriage, but the housekeeper and the public knowledge of his escapades were too far over the line.
But I don't think the affair with Gitte is surprising or scandalous. He wasn't married yet, and they were two super hot people with perfect bodies. I say good for them.
ESE, I knew a ghostwriter in LA. That's how the rich do it. And become richer while they're at it.
HAHAHA "Lord Kalidor" - would have thought Gitte would take that to the grave, lol. This so-called “outrageous affair” was eons ago, who cares about all their inter-secksing now?
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Does he really think that these revelations make him look good?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Is it just me, or does the hairstylist "friend" in black have an "I'm his new bitch and I'm lovin' it" look on his face?
Getting the vibe from them both.
Congrats to the new couple, I guess.....
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 7:12pm.
Hi Pushy. LOL. Having a warped mind has its privileges! What're you up to tonight?
Doggie, nothing exciting on my plate for the night. I've been on a cleaning/laundry jag so now I'm just pooped. You know, sheets, rugs, dog beds. It's days like this I wish I had a laundrymat in the back of the house.:) We are just doing hot dogs on the grill. Done.
Your warped mind---is great for all of us on Dlist.
You have a great night. I'm turning off my computer and restarting tomorrow Dlist is really slow and gets locked up alot for me. I'm not a patient person.
Oh yeah, I have InStyle to read;) Exciting stuff I know;)
Ida Smackter -- everyone's talking about Ahnold, all I wanted to know was who was the stunning little dude in all black. What an outfit, what a bizarre little dude -- I'm speechless. Thanks, Ida!
Another poster boy for republican family values!