In case you forgot what Lindsay Lohan looked like before collagen, bad decisions and coke ate the youth from her face, here she is in a video from 2004 dancing in the background with Tina Fey while Amy Poehler does the Kevin G rap from Mean Girls. It’s weird seeing LiLo so fresh in the face and laughing at something other than having the coke farts. Weird!
You kind of just want to jump through the screen and say, “Hello Tina Fey, hello Amy Poehler, you don’t know me, but I am from the future and here are some documents you’ll need to legally adopt Lindsay Lohan because homegirl is headed for some fuckery. If you don’t want to do it, I’ll just give the documents to that hotel painting over there, because literally any thing can do a better job than White Oprah. I’ll explain the White Oprah thing to you later.”