Open Post: Hosted By Amy Poehler, Tina Fey And Lindsay Lohan Doing The Kevin G Rap
In case you forgot what Lindsay Lohan looked like before collagen, bad decisions and coke ate the youth from her face, here she is in a video from 2004 dancing in the background with Tina Fey while Amy Poehler does the Kevin G rap from Mean Girls. It's weird seeing LiLo so fresh in the face and laughing at something other than having the coke farts. Weird!
You kind of just want to jump through the screen and say, "Hello Tina Fey, hello Amy Poehler, you don't know me, but I am from the future and here are some documents you'll need to legally adopt Lindsay Lohan because homegirl is headed for some fuckery. If you don't want to do it, I'll just give the documents to that hotel painting over there, because literally any thing can do a better job than White Oprah. I'll explain the White Oprah thing to you later."
via ONTD
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ESE @ 2:27 and 2:42, you like it quiet, do ya? Well, at least it's conducive to sleepy times... hehehe ☺
Happy Saturday!
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TSA agents are some of the worst thieves...Lindsay Lohan could take a few notes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLxsLbl16IM
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 6:27pm.
No. She found that he was cheating and he moved out that day.
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Then by all means, show her we aren't all assholes.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
one more time around... just for suckitpigs because i like them for being silly, and entertaining...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIzyoKsWTA4
have a good sleepy, dlisted!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
aaahhh, an empty OP... it's the devil's playground, i tell ya!... *sets up lawnchair*... *settles in*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFNr9dS4P08
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Love the kevin g rap.
On a shitty personal note, i work for a vet and we now do ultrasound. I volunteered my dog for a scan, and we may have found a mass near his bladder. I just put my other beloved puppeh down 2yrs ago from bladder cancer. I cant go thru this again so soon.
Thanks Bebeh, will do. Night night! <3
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:07pm.
Will do. Definitely get that new song from the Script. If you don't have anything else from them, check out their first single, "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" - should've been a huge hit on these shores.
Have a great night!!!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Bebeh, let me know what you think of this new one and I'll get them both. Thanks. I always like finding new artists. Also going to check out the Script one with Will.i.am that you mentioned the other day. It's been on the radio a lot and I like it.
@EvilShoe, ita girl. I thought Mike was already going out with her and that she was separated already. But after hearing that was not the case, I agree. How you doing Evil, done your studies for the night?
Night night Esteem.
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Okay I forced myself to close the webcam. Too cute. Have a good night everyone! (And Esteem)
You too, Esteem!
*smooches*
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
hahaha those kittehs!
The black/white one is doing aerobatic moves on the ginge!
*bookmarks*
Have a great weekend everyone! ;-)
Hi Within, yeah, I was here earlier talking with Mike about his Dallas-type soap opera that could have been. I'm glad he's not getting into murky territory with that! Besides, with his personality and looks he won't have a hard time moving on. :)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:44pm.
I have the US version of "Lights," and is definitely worth the purchase. Aside from the title track, I really like "Starry Eyed," "Under The Sheets," "Your Biggest Mistake" and "Salt Skin."
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
EvilShoe, were you here? Didn't see ya. Now those are some playful kitties! hahaha
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Someone posted this earlier today, it's adorable, I've had it open on my computer all afternoon. If you need a smile or two:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/exclusive-drop-everything-and-watch-...
Nothing tonight Esteem. Just relaxing now.
Thank you for asking.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ba-buttons sorry to hear about your loss :(:(
Oh okay, Mike! You know I like messing with you ;) What's this Retina-A stuff you are hawking? Is it like Obagi?
You all are some chatty bitches!
Hey there GG, what's up in your neck of the woods?
Sure Bebeh! Would you let me know what you think? I'm thinking of getting both. Usually I just go for the song but if I like the sound, I'll get their album. Thanks! ;p
@UBF, I think "just had surgery yesterday" is a valid reason not to have bought him a gift. Night night!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:33pm.
Uh-oh! Can you get a stripper on short notice? ;-)
Hope you feel better soon!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Feel better UBF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:26pm.
This is the first single from her new CD that comes out on Tuesday. I'm on it - you want a review before you buy?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Night UBF, feel better. ;-)
Thanks guys!! I m bout to put my kids to bed, they are ANNOYING today ;-)) Ya`ll enjoy your weekend, it`s my husbands 40th tomorrow, so i gotta think of something, didnt get him a gift...
Bebeh, how's Ellie's album? I'm tempted to get it. ;p
@UBF, that's great! Hope you're able to sleep well and heal up!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:16pm.
I think even the Tenderloin is getting gentrified.
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The Tenderloin is? Seriously? I haven't been over there in a few years, I need to go see this. Where is the spot now then? The Castro?
Good to hear UBF, I bet you're glad you can make do with the Motrin and not have to worry about the stronger stuff's effects on your stomach. Hopefully the swelling will go down and you'll breathe better soon. ;-)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:19pm.
Bebeh♥♥♥, you know it! I believe that! She has such a lovely sound! ;p
She certainly does - I was hooked on this song from first listen. :-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
UBF- Mmmmmmmnope!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Esteem, so far so good. I m swollen up nicely but the pain isn`t bad. Just taken Moltrin so far and that did the trick. Now if I could finally breath through my nose a bit, I would feel ALOT better.
Bebeh♥♥♥, you know it! I believe that! She has such a lovely sound! ;p Plus, one of those places is my fave too, hahaha. Once you know where you'll end up, I'll be sure to tease you about that! lol
@Esteem, I've been to LV a bunch of times. If your company is moving you to Dallas then you got no worries... lucky! Is Sausalito that close? I hear the city and all that area is beautiful! ;p
@UBF, how are you feeling today? A little better? Swelling going down?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:11pm.
Sausalito is a short ferry ride away from SF - not as sure by car, depends on bridge traffic. Loved going over there for the afternoon, getting a turkey sub and sitting by the water. Very pricey to settle there (as with any part of the Bay Area).
The doggehs would *not* be in diamond collars if I have any say in it.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
I think even the Tenderloin is getting gentrified. Out west, near Sunset, is where you wanna be for bearable rents (and endless fog).
Hey bitches.
I dressed up as Bob Marley at work today. It was fucking hilarious.
That's all I got.
@ UBF
Hey there, how's the recovery going? ;-)
Sausalito is just on the other side of the Golden Gate bridge Withy. In other words, not far. And it's beautiful there...if you've never been, you should go, at least once. ;-)
Evening, whorz! What ya`ll got planned for the weekend?
High-roller Bebeh! The doggies will be running around in diamond collars by the sounds of it. hehe I always thought SF was a beautiful city and Margaret Cho is from there, isn't she? I wonder how far Sausalito is? A friend was just there for the weekend with her husband and they said it was very pretty. Probably toooo $$$$$$$$. ;p
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@ Withy
Not sure about the job market there. I have a job project there, that's why I'm going. I'll be there about a year, and my company moves us, so that's no biggy, I'd just already packed my winter clothes etc, now I have to dig some out because the project here in NV is delayed.
For you, WR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hzgS9s-tE8
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Esteem, don't they have a lot of jobs there too? If you don't mind the heat, it's win win. Three months? You can ship everything there and have it arrive same as you! LOL
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 8:56pm.
Yes, SF is at the top of the list. Agreed about the salary, though Boston is pretty up there - so it won't be *that* much of a sticker shock.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@ Withy
I'm moving to Dallas soon...it was supposed to be Oct, but we're backlogged on the current job, so before the end of the year, I hope...I had already packed most of my house up, so yeah. Lol.
Bebeh, there are benefits to all of them so long as he can work too. And you'd even go overseas? If you live in the outskirts, commute time could make the difference. SF seems top of the list. Need to make mucho $$$ baby!
@Esteem, you also thinking of moving?!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 8:37pm.
Yes - those are all cities we can both find work in.
I actually enjoyed the weather in SF.
Rande - they skipped the Tenderloin!!!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
@ Beb
Haha, maybe? One of the other engineers on the project is hot as hell and single. He needs to eat, yes? ;-)