LeAnn Rimes Is Back Out In The Wild

September 28, 2012 / Posted by:

For the past month, the paparazzi have been wandering the beaches aimlessly, wondering what to do with themselves and every now and again they’d come across a dead seahorse lying on the sand and they’d break down thinking about all the beautiful staged bikini moments they had with LeAnn Rimes. Well, the dark times are over for the paps, because LeAnn is out of that spa/therapy clinic/whatever center and is back out on the ho stroll full time, so it won’t be long before she starts texting them with the exact GPS coordinates of where to find her posing in a two piece. You can now close your eyes at night, because LeAnn has been reunited with her two true loves: the paps and bikinis!

Late last month, LeAnn checked into an inpatient, part-time therapy center to deal with stresses that were tearing her falcor nerves apart. There were rumors that LeAnn was dealing with an eating disorder, but most of the rumors claimed that she was stressed out from getting into a Twitter feud with two of her biggest haters. LeAnn called up those two haters and they recorded the conversation and then splattered it all over the internet. LeAnn is now suing their asses for invasion of privacy. The courts have forwarded the case to the vice principal of a junior high school, because he’s used to handling stupid mean girl shit like that. And here we are now…

LeAnn tweeted the picture above of her channeling her inner “Catwoman” and then she went to premiere of the Batman Live show in L.A. with Eddie Cibrian and his two kids. I’m not one to give LeAnn compliments, because the last time I pet a horse, the other jealous horses threw me side-eyes and tried to kick me, but she’s looking refreshed. All those therapy sessions (chemical peels), group meetings (massages) and time alone (facials) really did her some good. LeAnn is so refreshed that she doesn’t even mind that Eddie’s stache smells like random coochie fumes.

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