Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This foreign born B- list mostly television actor has been rising the fame charts the past few months. In a big way. Everyone thinks he is gorgeous and was thrilled that he had found a girlfriend. He didn’t though and has had to back way off from being seen with her because his boyfriend was ticked. (CDAN)

The only thing I’ve got is Liv Tyler and Benedict Cumberbatch? But that doesn’t really work, because if I went up to a human with semi-working eyeballs, showed them a picture of Benedict Cumsinbatches and asked them if they think he’s gorgeous, they’d fist me in the nose for accusing them of being into amphibians. I don’t think his lizard tongue gets the tingles for peen anyway. He’s just old British money. They all look like they lost their butt cherry to the stable boy.

Everyone is so excited that these two lovebirds are back together! Sorry, but that kind of naivete is going to come back and bite you on the butt. Why? Because their reunion is both fake and temporary.

We told you before that they their original coupling took place in a publicist’s office. They became good friends, but nothing more. If they look like they are in love, it is only because they are actors. If they can convince you on screen, they can convince you off screen.

They are now reuniting as a “couple” to promote their new film. The success of that film with enable both of them to command top dollar for subsequent films, after which they will be parting once again. Their breakup is scheduled to occur in 2013 after the DVD release. (Blind Gossip)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, obviously, but this blind item lost me at “can convince you on screen.” The only thing they convinced me of is that a wet piece of toilet paper and a used-up bowl brush have more chemistry than they do.

This former reality star and now pretty much just a D list wannabe is telling friends she will never get pregnant again. Having a bay is way too inconvenient even with a nanny and it did not bring her as much money as she thought it would and she is worried she will not get enough child support to support herself when she splits with the baby daddy. (CDAN)

Shayne Lamas or Kristin Calamari?

What NBA all-star was confronted by a former A list tweener who offered her special services to the NBA star. He told her that he could have anyone he wanted and never has to pay. She replied that he has never had anyone do what she will do for him and let him do to her. Apparently the line worked because they were spotted leaving together about two minutes later. Guess he broke up with his girlfriend. Maybe. (CDAN)

Shaq and Lisa Welchel?