So I Guess That Wasn’t A Staph Infection After All

September 27, 2012 / Posted by:

A couple of days ago I posted the soul-murdering, vomit-inducing, diarrhea-bringing image of Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis leaving a hotel in L.A. with an open crusty sore on his foot that looked like the portal to hell. Since I’m on WebMD a lot, I diagnosed it as being a staph infection, but that’s probably not what it is at all. Gummi Bear’s foot sore looks like an exploding sun dried tomato pizza bagel, because he keeps injecting heroin into it. You should know that you don’t have to go any further. You can turn around and go and look at a ginger kitten canoodling with chicks instead. That’s an option, you know.

Radar has a lovely video from Tuesday night on their site of Gummi Bear bandaging his foot up after allegedly shooting heroin into a vein. There’s blood all over the floor, because the vein couldn’t take it anymore and quit life by popping. A source says that Gummi Bear, who was on the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab, is living in a sober house, but that doesn’t stop him from chasing after the tip of a dragon’s tail whenever he can. The emergency room has become a second home to Gummi Bear, because the diabetes he suffers from mixed with his heroin use regularly puts him in front of a doctor. One of Gummi Bear’s friends said this about what happened after he shot heroin into his foot on Tuesday night:

“His foot is black and blue and it’s disgusting. There was blood everywhere and Jason’s so out of it and lazy that the blood stains are still all over his room and on the sheets. He hasn’t cleaned any of it up. He begged his friends to take him because he didn’t want to be taken in an ambulance. And this is how bad his addiction is; before they took him to the hospital he asked them if he could get him heroin! Obviously no one gave him heroin and after a few hours in the hospital he came back with a huge nasty crater in his foot. I really hope this guy gets help, because he is definitely not sober and he’s causing chaos in that sober house.”

So there you go, Gummi Bear’s foot doesn’t look like a prolapsed rectum because he has a staph infection. It looks that way, because he’s shooting the liquid bad shit directly into it. I know, when it was a staph infection it made me go: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Now that I know it’s a heroin sore, I’m still going: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and stretch my leg, and find a way to bring my foot up to my mouth so I can kiss it and tell it that I’ll never treat it like that. If I ever want to inject heroin, I’ll just inject it into my taint. It’s not like I need a taint anyway.

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