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Tard the Grumpy Cat!

A Redditor has been posting pictures and some videos of my new favorite crabby pussy who always looks like a dog just wet farted in his Fancy Feast and did it with a smug smile.

You know how some of you keep a wallet-sized picture of your fuckery soother of choice (examples: an economy-sized bottle of vodka, Little Debbie Zebra Cakes spread across a furry tiger face bedspread, a funnel used for buttchugging booze, a bong mask, a Marcia Brady wig that you brush over and over again, etc…) in your pocket so no matter how bad your day is, you know that there’s a stress reliever waiting for you at home? Well, you should also keep a picture of Tard in your pocket. Every time an annoying trick makes your last nerve splinter, you can pull out Tard’s picture and thank him for accurately portraying your feelings with his grumpy ass facial expression. Tard is always looking like Ron Swanson ten seconds after you woke him up from a nap.

And yes, he’s probably forever grumpy, because his name is Tard.