“She’s pretty much Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated” is the line that came out of Grant Bowler’s mouth in this behind-the-scenes shit for Lifetime’s Liz & Dick and I can’t believe those words came out of his talk hole without his family and loved ones showing up in the frame to calmly take his hand and walk him to rehab since he’s obviously beyond high on the wrong stuff. After Grant spit up that butt corn of delusion, I totally expected to see a giant net fall over his body and for him to scream as two men in white coats dragged him to a waiting van, because he’s talking CRAZY!
Does his ass even know what “reincarnated” means? Maybe he thinks it means that Lindsay Lohan has taken Elizabeth Taylor’s image, butchered it until it’s barely recognizable and then sold it in pieces at a carniceria in the valley, because if that’s what he mean then he’s making sense.
How can Grant say that mess of words when he’s sitting there staring at Lindsay Lohan looking more like Elizabloat Taylor than Elizabeth Taylor. Whatever it is LiLo gave you to snort, Grant, stop it before more loads of crazy spew out of your mouth and before your nose looks like this:
It wasn’t NOT funny!
(pic of Mr. Busted Coke Nose via DM)