Grant Bowler Must Really Hate Elizabeth Taylor

"She's pretty much Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated" is the line that came out of Grant Bowler's mouth in this behind-the-scenes shit for Lifetime's Liz & Dick and I can't believe those words came out of his talk hole without his family and loved ones showing up in the frame to calmly take his hand and walk him to rehab since he's obviously beyond high on the wrong stuff. After Grant spit up that butt corn of delusion, I totally expected to see a giant net fall over his body and for him to scream as two men in white coats dragged him to a waiting van, because he's talking CRAZY!

Does his ass even know what "reincarnated" means? Maybe he thinks it means that Lindsay Lohan has taken Elizabeth Taylor's image, butchered it until it's barely recognizable and then sold it in pieces at a carniceria in the valley, because if that's what he mean then he's making sense.

How can Grant say that mess of words when he's sitting there staring at Lindsay Lohan looking more like Elizabloat Taylor than Elizabeth Taylor. Whatever it is LiLo gave you to snort, Grant, stop it before more loads of crazy spew out of your mouth and before your nose looks like this:

It wasn't NOT funny!

(pic of Mr. Busted Coke Nose via DM)

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 2:36pm.

Maybe Bowler mixed up "reincarnated" with "exhumed"....

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Submitted by justincase on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:54pm.

I noticed that we never hear her speaking voice as Liz but only her LieLo smoker's cackle, cackling nonsense about what she thinks she knows. At least her leading man gets to drop a few, touched by the Welsh, Dick words. This mess is probably as bad as we imagine.

Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 12:09pm.

It's incredibly revealing that whorehan continually tries to ride the coat-tails of legends. First, she tried to make people think of her as Marilyn Monroe, which didn't work (Marilyn's playboy pictorial was erotic; whorehan's extremely photoshopped layout (removed all her freckles; seriously?) was vomit inducing). Now it's Liz. Good luck, whorehan; it ain't gonna work because people see you for the attention whoring drugged up drunken pathologically lying klepto you really are...

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Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:17am.

Hahahahaha! I could not stop laughing while watching this. This is even sadder than I thought it would be. Those scenes of her in the wig as old lady Liz looked like she was dressed up for a school play. Lifetime didn't seem to put any more into the production of this shitfest than Lindsay does into her acting.

Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:54am.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:12pm.
Why does Lindsay walk like she's trying to hold in a fart?

Maybe she's got the cocaine spray-poops? [shrugs]

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:08am.

"No matter what happened, they always came back to each other."

Uh, no they didn't. They remarried once, then split and married other people. Did they still love each other? Certainly, but they didn't come back to each other.

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Submitted by PerverTITo on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 8:38am.

Grant Bowler #GETMONEYBITCH! He is a pro actor for keeping a serious face all through that farce of a trailer, he was stonefaced lying whilst calculating his salary, I know that look!

Submitted by MR_F on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:29pm.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:06pm.
Wow, Lindsay, you both like diamonds and are/were in the public eye.

Yes, Lindsay really did her research for this role. What a pro.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:17pm.

WORD. THAT MOVIE IS FANTASTIC. GRIPPING. CHILLING.
Liz disappears completely into her character. I guess that's called "acting."

Oh, and fuk u on all my Lee Press-ons, Lie-Ho.

"This world is a whore."

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:09pm.

Even her walking pneumonia will be running away after seeing this movie.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:06pm.

Wow, Lindsay, you both like diamonds and are/were in the public eye.

Yes and like Lindsay Liz didn't pay for her jewelry either.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 9:36pm.

Wow, Lindsay, you both like diamonds and are/were in the public eye. You're so alike it's like you were separated at birth!

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 7:32pm.

You're right skinny fat, Taylor would've known better than to hire a coked out has-been thief as her maid.
Plus, where is the chemistry between Lindsay and this Bowler? Don't they know Elizabeth and Richard together were so intense that the Vatican denounced their relationship as an affront to morality!!! The Pope said they were too scandalously passionate for cryin out loud!!

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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 7:14pm.

dear god, I make a better sound when I sandpaper shit. this bitch's voice is SO BUSTED, I literally felt my skin crawl every time she opened her mouth - which thankfully - wasn't much in that trailer.

sorry, I don't know who Grant Bowler is, but someone needs to tell him that his career has just hit rock bottom.

Submitted by noshitsherlock on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:59pm.

How much did they pay Grant to claim that?? Wtf? Very disappointed-he was great in Outrageous Fortune.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:58pm.

When I hear this I get an 8eerie* flashback of Cory Haimes full page ad he put out in pr arpimd Feb 8"

"Corey Haim is back, Hollywood, and he knows that he's let you down in the past by never realizing the tantalizing promise he displayed in License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream and Blown Away, but he's ready to get to work and heal the wounds caused by his long absence from your television and film sets.

Sure, The Two Coreys was picked up for a second season last week, but you know what? The superstardom afforded by headlining a basic cable reality hit is certainly nice (especially the insatiable A&E groupies), and the show's Corey-on-Corey conflicts have been well-written, but it's just no longer creatively fulfilling to keep playing this ne'er-do-well Haim character. So please, casting directors, nostalgia-obsessed network executives, and possibly insane foreign "producers" with millions of dollars to invest on the phoenix-like resurrection of their favorite 80s heartthrob, we beg of you: Let Corey show us all what he can do. Don't let all the money he spent on this nearly full-page ad in today's Variety go to waste.

Sad.sad.sad

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:57pm.

I know what I'm doing with the inlaws and nana for Thanksgiving.

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Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:50pm.

I am starting to seriously doubt whether or not Lindsay has actually ever seen an Elizabeth Taylor film or even heard her speak. Not with that voice. She doesn't even TRY. You'd think she would, if this is really supposed to be her big "comeback".

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Submitted by Boys for Pele on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:44pm.

So I guess we're all just going to ignore Mr. Coke nose huh? *shudders*...carry on

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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:38pm.

"She's pretty much Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated"

He neglected to complete the sentence with the words "in the body of a 55 year old truck stop waitress from Oklahoma with emphysema named Irlene".

Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:36pm.

and HA to ''her first role in 5 years'' like she had disappeared and made a comeback like some legendary actress. she was in the news every day for fucking up and making a mockery of the justice system over and over.

Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:31pm.

for reals, they could not have picked an actress out of all in Hollywood who looks and was like Liz Taylor the least. No resemblance or similar facial features whatsoever. And Liz had class, she's a train wreck. Wonder what strings were pulled for casting her. She'll always be around, no matter how much she fucks up and is a mess, or how long her criminal record is because ''they'' won't let her be forgotten like she deserves. Like she belongs in some kind of hollywood trash elite.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:15pm.
I just watched Elizabeth Taylor in "Suddenly, Last Summer" for a class and I'm tellin you, they don't make em like her anymore. Her face was so beautiful it made my jaw drop and her acting was so moving in the final scene it made the hairs on my arms stand up. Never, in a million lifetimes, will Lindsay come close to that.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:18pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:10pm.
I seriously DO NOT understand why people are kissing her ass and pissing away money to try and make her "comeback".

FUCK HER!
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i don't either. she must be fucking and blowing everyone who hires her.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 6:07pm.

The Emmys were just last week...it's a shame this movie wasn't in the running...certainly LILO deserves some type of reward for monstrosity...

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:59pm.

Submitted by chiral: "Speaking as an Australian who's seen Grant Bowler for years I can tell you he's more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic. As far as I can tell he's the only one crazy (or stoned) enough to work with LiLo."

Yeah I wondered about that. Maybe he's not familiar with her shenanigans they way we are. Maybe he needs the work, and his career in Australia won't be tarnished the way it will be here. Maybe he doesn't mind working with a crackhead.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:36pm.

Perhaps Grant meant Lohan is Elizabeth Taylor recalcitrant, or recalcitrated, maybe regurgitated? I have no idea, but she looks like Taylor's mother! ollol

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:32pm.

"here these have always brought me luck" - imma throwing my jock strap on the table.

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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:32pm.

Ummm, no. I don't think so bitch.

You are not like Elizabeth Taylor on any level. You cannot possibly 'relate' to her on any level.

Apples and oranges, whore. Apples and oranges.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 5:00pm.

I am so going to watch this epic train wreck.

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Submitted by chiral on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:55pm.

Speaking as an Australian who's seen Grant Bowler for years I can tell you he's more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic. As far as I can tell he's the only one crazy (or stoned) enough to work with LiLo.

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:45pm.

I just watched Elizabeth Taylor in "Suddenly, Last Summer" for a class and I'm tellin you, they don't make em like her anymore. Her face was so beautiful it made my jaw drop and her acting was so moving in the final scene it made the hairs on my arms stand up. Never, in a million lifetimes, will Lindsay come close to that.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:23pm.

I love how everyone is commenting on her voice....since supposedly she is working on making "music" again.

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:14pm.

wow she has REALLY wrecked, like destroyed, her voice. damn.

in a few shots she almost is Liz-beautiful-esque (despite herself), i'll give em that .. but still probably too depressing to watch

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Submitted by BoredSlore on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:11pm.

Coke Bloat N Smoke Froat.... THAT'S OUR LINDSAY!

With that said, listening to her is like shoving ground glass into my ear.... gaw
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 4:02pm.

Grant Bowler is so fucking hot... I guess I can forgive him for endorsing Lindsay as Liz... dude is just trying to score a paycheck.
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Submitted by MFinBH on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:57pm.

This promo piece, unlike the first one that was all retouched stills, shows a bit of the performance. Lindsay looks nothing like Elizabeth Taylor (though, oddly, more closely resembles the Liz-at-50, than the Liz-at-30) but more significantly, sounds nothing like her.

Taylor had a very distinct voice, which worked as an actress because it could be nails on a chalkboard (ie. Virginia Wolfe, Taming of the Shrew) or desperate/naive(ie. Suddenly Last Summer,The VIPs) - neither of which describe Lohan's voice).

So this is really just stunt casting. Unfortunately, it will probably do the trick and get huge ratings as a curiosity.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:47pm.

God - it is so sad how badly Grant Bowler wants people to think Lindsay Lohan was a good pick for this shitty movie.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:42pm.

Why does Lindsay walk like she's trying to hold in a fart?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:40pm.

I seriously DO NOT understand why people are kissing her ass and pissing away money to try and make her "comeback".

FUCK HER!

Submitted by tempokat on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:39pm.

Cooter! He played a werewolf named Cooter and still wants to stand on that coffee table and pronounce Blohan the reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor?

Son, are you on the pot?

Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:38pm.

Forgive me for not knowing, but wasn't the Steel Magnolias re-boot announced after the liz and dick shit show? I'm asking because 1) they're promoting the hell out of it right now and its driving me crazy and 2) to prove that somehow that ensemble managed to get cast, filmed, edited and ready to air on a timely basis while we've been hearing about this Lindsay shit for months. Steel Magnolias required a full cast, Liz and Dick required 2 ppl to show up consistently to film.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:36pm.

I hope Liz's family protests this, very loudly.

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:36pm.

Correction bitch, you like to STEAL diamonds. And how come the male actor is blowing smoke up her ass and she doesn't say one good thing about him?

And regarding collapsed nose Guy, I thought cocaine made you skinny?

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:30pm.

Could not make it to the end so does the guy burst out laughing?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:27pm.

Her fucking VOICE! UGH! And her FACE! She can't even move her damn mouth.

Lindsay is NOT back. I can't believe how much money they're wasting trying to promote this shit.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:27pm.

The beginning of that video made me laugh:

LINDSAY.

IS.

BACK.

Because that's what we were all waiting on tenterhooks for, right? And I love how they try to present this being her first real acting job in 5 years as some Garboesque fleeing of a delicate talent from the harsh Hollywood celebrity machine. Because those 5 years had nothing to do with her rendering herself unemployable. Nope. Not at all.

I can deal with puffy faces. What I can't deal with is that she can't move hers, except for - maybe - her mouth.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:25pm.

November 25?! I know I went to the Lifetime page and it was originally to premiere the weekend before the election.
I recall reading when "Mommie Dearest" was released that initially Paramount (I think it was) promoted it as a serious drama and within two weeks changed the ad campaign to pretty much a black comedy with wire hangers in newspaper ads and the "Biggest Mother of them ALL!" tagline. It'll be the same with this.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:25pm.

Couldn't even get through the clip. Lindsay Lohan's voice is so harsh and ground down. Everything sounds like a growl. Elizabeth Taylor had a velvet voice. Liz & Dick = WOT. Life is too short!