Which A list female singer was having some alone time with a stripper/escort and doing some oral activity when our singer puked all over the stripper/escort. Good times. Hey, at least our singer tipped well. How do you compensate for that though? (CDAN
Dionne Warwick! Or RiRi? But whatever, barfing on a peen during a beej gone wrong is a drunk slut’s right of passage. Just in case the stripper/pussy peddler was a lady, I’ll also say that barfing on a poon during a muffin tickle gone wrong is a drunk slut’s right of passage.
Which two daytime talk-show co-hosts smile and chew the fat when the cameras are rolling, but as soon as the show is over they don’t even speak? The chatty ladies can’t stand each other and that’s left their other co-hosts stuck in the middle. Who are they? (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Beaker’s long-lost twin Carla Hall and Daphne Oz from The Chew? Or EVERYONE and Elisabeth Hasselcrack from The View? Or EVERYONE and Julie Chen from The Talk?
Which deceased TV icon hid his gay lifestyle so well from fans and industry associates that not a single person approached his longtime lover at his funeral to offer condolences? But now the secret’s getting out – and one of his famous former co-stars from the classic sitcom they starred on intends to reveal all the juicy details in a tell-all book. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Marla Gibbs, you wouldn’t!
There’s a casting change coming up on this reality show! This woman was originally brought on board to support the controversial star of the show.
There are several problems, though. She and her husband are too broke to do or travel anywhere exciting; they are too boring to add anything in the way of storylines; and they have not been able to develop a passionate fan base. So while the star moves up, she will just be moved out. That’s the way the cookie crumbles!
They will still appear on the show occasionally next season, but she will no longer be an official cast member. Since she faked her wealth to be on the show in the first place, we’re sure that she will make up some sort of excuse as to why she got fired as well. (Blind Gossip)
This is obviously Kathy from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but aren’t all of those crazies fake rich? Teresa and Juicy Joe totally live in a 2 bedroom apartment above the pizza place and all the scenes that take place in their “opulent manor” are either shot on a soundstage or they shoot it guerrilla-style (pun intended) at an open house for some NJ mansion.
“I love when I get on a plane and leave my husband and kids behind. Most of the time I never want to go back. I only go back because I have no other place to go. I am always happiest when I am away from them all.” B list actress/celebrity with A++ name recognition. (CDAN)
Every single married mother in the entire world.