Afternoon Crumbs

September 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Scenes from the new movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderthighs – The Berry 

If you were in Poland yesterday and just so happened to stick your peen in a glory hole, you could’ve been licked by Casper Smart himself – Lainey Gossip

Australian realtor Kieren Gray knows that man nipples are the secret ingredients to selling a house – Towleroad

Please, open up and take your vitamin E (for elegance) by looking at these pictures of England’s finest rose – Hollywood Tuna 

Did one of the Toddlers & Tiaras mom style this Cameron Diaz photo shoot? – Drunken Stepfather

What I’m getting from this is that Kristen Stewart hates armpit sex. PRUDE! – Celebitchy

White Oprah giving parenting advice to Amanda Bynes’ parents is like John Travolta giving Tommy Girl advice on sex with a vagina – The Superficial 

Ali Landry is not really on land and she’s totally not dry. I’ll see myself out. – Popoholic

But doesn’t Kristen Stewart ALWAYS look like a pile of dirty clothes that magically came to life? – ICYDK

It’s all awwwws and warm tingles until one of them bites the other one’s nose off – Cityrag

Kristie Alley is looking exquisitely gorgeous and I’m only saying that because she looks like La Bruja mashed together with Mickey RourkeCelebslam

Justin Timberlake is too good to show full crack – OMG Blog 

January Jones went to Whole Foods and you probably just went to the emergency room after almost dying from over-excitement from reading the first part of this sentence – Popsugar

HAND ME MY SHANK! – Just Jared

Joanna Krupa somehow found a way to make herself look even more tacky – Moe Jackson

Jennifer Garner used the phrase “wonder sperm” – Hollywood Rag 

Men hate wedges, so says Mindy Kaling I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic via PCN)

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