Afternoon Crumbs

September 27, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Scenes from the new movie Mad Max: Beyond Thunderthighs – The Berry

If you were in Poland yesterday and just so happened to stick your peen in a glory hole, you could’ve been licked by Casper Smart himself – Lainey Gossip

Australian realtor Kieren Gray knows that man nipples are the secret ingredients to selling a house – Towleroad

Please, open up and take your vitamin E (for elegance) by looking at these pictures of England’s finest rose – Hollywood Tuna

Did one of the Toddlers & Tiaras mom style this Cameron Diaz photo shoot? – Drunken Stepfather

What I’m getting from this is that Kristen Stewart hates armpit sex. PRUDE! – Celebitchy

White Oprah giving parenting advice to Amanda Bynes’ parents is like John Travolta giving Tommy Girl advice on sex with a vagina – The Superficial

Ali Landry is not really on land and she’s totally not dry. I’ll see myself out. – Popoholic

But doesn’t Kristen Stewart ALWAYS look like a pile of dirty clothes that magically came to life? – ICYDK

It’s all awwwws and warm tingles until one of them bites the other one’s nose off – Cityrag

Kristie Alley is looking exquisitely gorgeous and I’m only saying that because she looks like La Bruja mashed together with Mickey Rourke – Celebslam

Justin Timberlake is too good to show full crack – OMG Blog

January Jones went to Whole Foods and you probably just went to the emergency room after almost dying from over-excitement from reading the first part of this sentence – Popsugar

HAND ME MY SHANK! – Just Jared

Joanna Krupa somehow found a way to make herself look even more tacky – Moe Jackson

Jennifer Garner used the phrase “wonder sperm” – Hollywood Rag

Men hate wedges, so says Mindy Kaling – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic via PCN)

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