On the left is a green insect that you will find a way to shoo outside if you found it crawling on your kitchen floor and on the right is a green insect that you will find a way to shoo outside if you found it crawling on your kitchen floor (hint: just throw a black dildo into your backyard and it’ll go running after it).
Kim Kardashian posed with Pimp Mama Kris at some Midori event in L.A. last night wearing a green velvet disco dress that only looked good on all of our moms when they wore it in 1978.
Of course the green beetle has this and I didn’t even need to ask. There’s no competition. At least if the beetle wanted to shed its shell, IT would be the one doing the shedding, the shell wouldn’t shed it. The same cannot be said for Kim Kuntrashian’s ass. When Kim climbed into the back of an SUV, her dress couldn’t take the pain, humiliation or pressure anymore and tried to quit her double down ass by ripping itself off of her body. Or Pimp Mama Kris is off camera pulling invisible strings attached to that dress to give Kim her own Sofia Vergara STUNT QUEEN moment. Yeah, probably that.