Last year, Daniel Radcliffe said that he and booze were taking a break from each other, because his guzzling of the sweet nectar had gotten so out of hand that he regularly woke up naked, trapped in Hagrid’s beard with a mouth full of what he thought was pond slime. But BREAKING NEWS, DanRad and the sweet nectar have reunited and are back together again.
A post on Tumblr (via ONTD) says that a minor Gaelic* team were out celebrating their win when they ran into DanRad walking the streets of Dublin at 4 in the morning. They invited him back to their house and he came. (* Pronounced: GAY LICK. Let’s put that into a sentence. Michael K’s boss at the envelope licking factory is so fucking rude that when she wants him to stop talking and get back to work, she screams, “Gay, lick!“)
DanRad sort of looks like a hipster Gollum here. Dude got so drunk that he drank himself into a different fantasy series. But you know, these dudes obviously weren’t that drunk. They weren’t drunk enough to get DanRad to take all his panties off and climb into that bowl so they could all give him a sponge bath with booze. Missed opportunity.
And if I was there, I would’ve gotten high merely from watching this sassy trick in the background tell a bitch off.