Night Crumbs

Rooney Mara got to make sweet mouth love with the inside of Ryan Gosling’s arm and call it work – Lainey Gossip

In exactly 9 months, we’ll see pictures of Olivia Munn with an engorged mound on her arm. It won’t be a tumor, it’ll be ASkars’ baby – The Superficial 

Google Street View: Water Edition should hit the East River next so the mafia will have to find a new place to dump bodies – Towleroad

iCamelToeShield coming soon from Apple – Hollywood Tuna 

Kylie Minogue’s ass crack makes an elegant appearance – Drunken Stepfather

Woe is Tommy Girl – Celebitchy

I’m pretty sure Ted Danson’s boner knocked out that bottom button – Popoholic

JWoww’s engagement ring looks like some shit from Claire’s – ICYDK

27 reasons why most hos shouldn’t take on the catsuit – The Berry 

The moment Mila Kunis realized she has godknowsfuckingwhat of the lungs after swimming in the East River – Popsugar

This fly is Fly – SOW

Kids in Breaking Bad costumes. That is all. – Videogum

Tina Fey as Holly Golightly – Just Jared

Spaz de la Huerta did it first, did it better and I don’t think the ghost caught Gonorrhea from her – Hollywood Rag 

I really need to buy a house where pussy falls out of the faucets – Cityrag

If you play this on mute, it kind of looks like he’s having violent sex with a ghost – OMG Blog

“Diamonds” sounds more like CZes – I’m Not Obsessed