The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 26th!

Despite repeated warnings, he was completely unprepared for the reality of dating Taylor Swift. - HamilcarRules

Runners-up:

Suri's newest au pair just hates "let's play office" day. - Scott in NYC

For his Birthday Andrew secretly wished to spend the whole day inside a Pink Taco. Unfortunately for him his fairy godmother wasnt hip to urban slang. - Ashton Cruz

June gives in and buys Honey Boo Boo an actual gay guy........Mr. Glitzy .... - fleawatch

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:20am.

Submitted by HamilcarRules on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 11:41am.

Well, your Caption was brilliant! You got skills!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by HamilcarRules on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:11am.

Thanks, everyone! I can never think of anything half as clever as the winning captions, so this is a bit of a shock!

Submitted by stinky on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 10:09am.

Congrats everyone - love yours Scott!

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

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Congrats to all you funny effers! Great captions!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Love the winning caption. Bravo!

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 9:12am.

Yay Hores!!!!

Loved the Swift one!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Congrats to the winners, but I thought anno's was the best: "Princess for a day; Bitch for life"

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Great job horz! Congrats!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 8:38am.

Love the Suri and Glitzy ones. And I spent hours watching that damn thing again last night.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 8:33am.

LMFAO at HamilcarRules!! Taylor looks like she would def be this kind of stalker... #boilingbunnies

Congrats, everyone!

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Hilarious!

skabazzle on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 11:45pm.

When you're the only guy working at a Susan G. Komen office, all the spare pink ribbons are inevitably going to be used for your birthday celebration. Sorry, bro.

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Perez Hilton's birthday party wasnt as fun as last year.

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Inside Octomom's vagina.....all work & no play.

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When you're the only guy working at a Susan G. Komen office, all the spare pink ribbons are inevitably going to be used for your birthday celebration. Sorry, bro.

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Submitted by canadian1973 on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:54pm.

after showing up for what the assistant thought was a lame public appearance event, he was stuck being a stand-in for tommy's coming out party hosted by national LGBT supporters.
jen@torontocanada

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When Chad said he wanted to pop some pink on his birthday, this is not what he meant.

"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"

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P.T. Anderson's next movie is said to be a take on the Westboro Baptist Church, with Shia LeBouf playing a Kirk Cameron-like character who eventually comes out of the closet.

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Thank you for calling Breast Cancer Awareness Headquarters, how may I direct your call?

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Just another all staff meeting at Dlisted...

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Guess who's not going to Chick-fil-A for his birthday!

The Good News: Mom saved a bundle reusing his big sister's birthday decorations.

The Bad News: All the boys he invited to his party are waiting outside to kick his ass.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:01pm.

June gives in and buys Honey Boo Boo an actual gay guy........Mr. Glitzy ....

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:31pm.

Rob Kardashian finds out the hard way you don't mess with Honey Boo Boo's family.......

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MY LITTLE PONY PROMOTION PARTY!!!!

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Methinks the Tea Party doth protest too much about gay marriage

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Tommy's big pink balls and tiara party was a bust - when everyone learned that Suri was having one too.

Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 7:35pm.

The People Magazine article on Tommy girl's tortured life - includes a spread on the pity party thatDavid Musgave threw in his honor.

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poor Kirk Cameron .... his Pretty, Pretty Princess theme party was a no-show, again.

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The guy in charge of PR for "Toddlers and Tiaras"

Submitted by deezy on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 7:20pm.

Nicki Minaj throws her accountant a birthday party at his office. His face says how it went.

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Staying in the closet doesn't sound so bad now, does it Princess?

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 7:10pm.

"FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE SALU...." Oh, sorry. Wrong room. Carry on.

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