Each little piggy can now go VOM VOM VOM all the way home. – stinky
Not even walking pneumonia would want a pair of these. – Mani6
Birth control that comes in all shapes and sizes! – Half Empty
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Jessica Simpson still has a singing career, and Britney Spears is a successful shoe designer. – prommom
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