The Whorror!

September 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Congratulations. You don’t need to do any cardio today, because I’m sure that as you scrolled down you burned calories from your eyeballs getting bigger, bigger and bigger before landing on the whorrifying image of Kim Kartrashian’s hips and crotch looking like a bag of marshmallows blowing up in a microwave set to high. 911 operators in Miami were flooded with calls yesterday from terrified citizens who spotted a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Whore terrorizing the beaches. “I think it just ate a seagull with its ass!” is probably what one citizen will scream on a 911 tape that TMZ will post any minute now I’m sure.

While shooting scenes for Kim & Kourtney Infect Miami, Kim and the slow one made the innocent children scream themselves into old age by stepping outside yesterday. It’s a good thing for Kim that her insides are filled with nothing but the coagulated blood of Lucifer, silicone, enough NBA jizz to start her own dream team and bronzer, because if she had human bones, that gold belt would’ve cracked one of her ribs in two.

I swear, Kanye West must be the Secretary of Defense for the Illuminati, because he’s slowly destroying the eyeballs of humanity by turning Kim into a fugly-dressed missile of destruction.

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