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September 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s a squirrel in Germany doing what you probably did after seeing an up close picture of Gummi Bear’s leg.

A dude in Germany walked into his kitchen and found a squirrel on some serious shit crawling the walls and going crazy. (This is what your brain cells look like when you take too many hits of meth.) This squirrel realized that he needed to quit this bitch instantly and gave the bye, ho of all bye, hos. Bitch turned himself into a propeller and I don’t think he even chipped a nail. He’s like the Miss Tandi Dupree of squirrels.

If that TV movie Desperate Lives was turned into a ballet starring squirrels, this would be a graceful dance interpretation of a cracked out Helen Hunt jumping out of a window.

via Buzzfeed



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