It all started when The Daily Mail, The Sun and then everybody else posted pictures of Lady GaGa with some extra chunk on her body and proving that a fupa is a stoner badge of honor. GaGa told Elvis Duran that she pressed pause on working out, stuffed pasta in her eating hole, gained 25 pounds and if she had one fuck to give about it, she’d slather that fuck in alfredo sauce and eat that too. I thought that was that, but GaGa kept tweeting about it, including tweeting a fake Marilyn Monroe quote, and today she went on her website to tell her Little Monsters that she’s battled bulimia and anorexia since she was 15 years old. GaGa also put up some pictures of herself in a two piece and I don’t know if we’re supposed to say “OMG YOU’RE NOT FAT YOU LOOK PERFECT” or we’re supposed to think she looks chunkier. I don’t know, it’s CaCa. Let’s just call it art, put it in a museum and move on.
GaGa is also starting a movement called Body Revolution and wants her Little Monsters to love their bodies. Here’s a piece of what she wrote:
Today I join the BODY REVOLUTION.
To Inspire Bravery.
and BREED some m$therf*cking COMPASSION
My mother and I created the BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION for one reason: “to inspire bravery.” This profile is an extension of that dream. Be brave and celebrate with us your “perceived flaws,” as society tells us. May we make our flaws famous, and thus redefine the heinous.
The only thing I have to say is that GaGa stole Amy Winehouse’s wig, stole the signature pose I make in all the pictures I send to possible Craigslist tricks and she’s stealing Demi Lovato’s disorders! Seriously though, I guess this means that the Little Monsters will stop making fat jokes about Adele…but probably not.