When Madge isn’t trying to get YouTube views with a slip of her seasoned nip, she’s trying to get them with her words. You’d think that since Madge spends most her day homeschooling her two children, Rocco and Baby Brahim, she’d stop being a teacher at night, but she kept on, kept on at her show in DC yesterday. Mrs. Madge gave the audience an American history lesson when she spewed out some stuff about Abraham Lincoln you can read in an Encyclopedia Britannica, and then she went on about how amazing it is that we have a “black Muslim in the White House” who’s for gay rights.
Maybe Madge is mocking the hos who really think Obama is Muslim, but the hos who really think Obama is Muslim don’t have sarcasm detectors built-in, so they probably took this as fact and are now worshiping at her hooves. I mean, if Madge’s goal was to make Victoria Jackson bust one for the first time in years, she succeeded.
To make matters worse, Gawker says that later in the show she took off her jacket to show the name OBAMA written on her back. Madge promised to take it all off if he’s re-elected. YOU’RE NOT HELPING, BITCH. Yeah, so expect Obama to drop out of the presidential race in 3…2..