This dude left the Sunset Towers hotel in Los Angeles last night looking like a zombie just humped on and bit at his leg, and I’ll give you three guesses as to who this mess is:
1. Dude used to hang out with Parasite Hilton a lot, so that explains the infection and it also makes that gross scab the second nastiest thing to touch his leg.
2. Looking at his pictures may or may not give you the urge to stick your fap parts in a bowl full of Crisco and processed candies shaped like a certain Travolta.
3. You always keep a tube of antibiotic ointment in your pocket just in case you see a picture of him and need to disinfect your eyeballs.
And the answer is….GO!
Why it’s Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis!
If you do a Google search for “Jason Davis staph infection” you might be directed to the free clinic website telling you to immediately come in to be quarantined. But if that doesn’t happen to you, you’ll see article after damn article about how he’s had an MRSA staph infection for years. He got it after scraping his leg in a fall or something like that. Ever since then, his SUCIO ass has been strutting those uncovered crusty sores all through Los Angeles.
But at least Gummi Bear doesn’t let that infection stop him from bringing the sexy with his fupa out:
And because it’s lunch times somewhere, here’s a close-up!