Wednesday, September 26th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 25th!
Each little piggy can now go VOM VOM VOM all the way home. - stinky
Runners-up:
Not even walking pneumonia would want a pair of these. - Mani6
Birth control that comes in all shapes and sizes! - Half Empty
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Jessica Simpson still has a singing career, and Britney Spears is a successful shoe designer. - prommom
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Wow - thanks! Great work all you other funny sluts.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
LOL stinky! Congrats everyone.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Congradulations to the winners! All good comments. Congrats (and thanks) to everybody who won yesterday, I was away yesterday and didn't know I'd won. Go figure.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Good job winners! damn, these things are butt ugly.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Don't be so hasty Prommom, we kind of like your evil genius!
Congrats Rubber Toes!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Thank you, and congrats to the other weiners! Apparently I have too much time on my hands these days. I need to use my powers for good, not evil.
All excellent! Congrats!
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
Congrats to all the winners!
Mani ♥
Mama June's Louboutins.
Perfect if you're Jessica Simpson taking a math test.
The Devil Wears Crocs
Vern Troyer: "hey, dude! here's a solution to our problem of pissing all over at will."
Andy Dick: "Deeeewd, no more ruined designer shoes!"
Vern and Andy: GLUG, GLUG GLUG,,,,,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
No wonder we never see Suri smiling anymore. She's been reduced to wearing these instead of her 3" designer heels.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Be careful when registering for the cheap CROCkery for your wedding gift registry. Your asshole uncle may buy a pair of these for the whole wedding party.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
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Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
They will never ever ever be in leather. Ever.
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For just $13.99, you too can contribute to the end of fashion as we know it.
If you're OCD and you know it, clap your Crocs! Or wash them. Whatever.
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Jessica Simpson still has a singing career, and Britney Spears is a successful shoe designer.
Crocs debuted their new collection, Trailer-park Chic.
Aquaman's letters paid off. Footlocker finally recognized alternate life-styles.
You better redneckognize! Momma June's forklift foot covers coming to a wal-mart shelf near you. (GNATS NOT INCLUDED)
Today Show producers keep a stash of pedal condoms on hand, for those occasions when Kathie Lee Gifford inserts a foot into her mouth.
After "Louboutins" failed to become a hit, JLo decided that she needed to keep it real...
...And after visiting my favorite fishmonger, I make sure to peruse my favorite footwear boutique. Enjoy!
Love,
Gwyneth
Birth control that comes in all shapes and sizes!
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
Every time a bell rings, an idiot gets their toe crocs!
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Oh look, one stop shopping for Satan and his minions.
This is alienation/discrimination against six-toed people. *dials AAPD and ADA
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
Now everyone can have their own Mama June's forklift foot cover. (GNATS NOT INCLUDED)
Yes. Poorly Dressed.
Evidence that anything described in the J. Peterman catalog can sound appealing.
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Women's sizes: 6 through 11, whole and half sizes."
Now in Devil's Hoof
There was a massive recall of these toed Crocs in the South due to the overwhelmingly inbred population's six toe minimum.
@BaconSlut- thanks!
Walmart, ahead of the holiday deal-bust games, puts their "I'm not drunk or doing any fucking maneuvers!" Crocs at $13.99. Sales expected to hit an all-time record for the 2012 holiday season.
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
Shoes the whole family can look fug in!
@herroyalflyness
LOL Whachu talkin' 'bout, hooker?!? *hands on hips while tapping nekkid 11 Wide*
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Zapppos launches a new site, Crappos, dedicated to selling the ugly shoes it can't sell on its parent site.
"Why yes, we do have those in a size 11 Wide Extra-Ugly!"
The Creature from the Black Lagoon had so many colors to choose from.
What a "Croc of Shit"
Meanwhile, at Birkenstock Headquarters, management was in a frenzied state after hearing the news that Christ had decided to start wearing Croc brand mandals.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be Good to Each Other
Welcome to Wal-Mart, our new faux line of Crocs is designed for all your mama june fork lift issues.
Wow, what a great audience.