The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 24th!

September 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Magic rule #1; Never do the disappearing peanut trick to an elephant. Magic rule #2; Always remember rule #1. – bambam

Runners-up:

“If you put your trunk against my starfish, you can hear the ocean.”

-Ryan Lochte – BaconSlut

The first step of Billie Joe Armstrong’s rehab was sucking all the bullshit out of him. – zey

Poor Dumbo, the latest ex-Disney whore to hit the skids and turn tricks. – OurMissC

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