Afternoon Crumbs

Javier Bardem's shooting The Counselor and I think it's safe to assume that he's either playing Pauly D: The Later Years or a meth lab explosion victim (same thing, really) - Lainey Gossip

Next time you see Emilia Clarke, ask her if it's true Seth MacFarlane orgasms in his Family Guy voice - Celebitchy

Can someone please give Cassie like 40 boxes of blotting papers? - Hollywood Tuna

Barbra Streisand serving up some Lee-Press On realness in her new comedy with Seth Rogen - Towleroad

Crimping your head hair is only okay if you crimp your crotch hair too - The Berry

Hilary Duff's legs look like two neon markers - Popoholic

This makes me glad that Twitter didn't exist when Ike and Tina were still a thing - The Superficial

Guess what? ABC is doing something they've never done before! They are really breaking barriers this time. They're changing the face of television. Everything has changed! ....Yeah, they chose another white guy to be The Bachelor - ICYDK

Leonardo DiCatchAHo shows us what a casting call to be his next girlfriend looks like - Popsugar

Kate Upton does slutty Little Edie in Jalouse - Drunken Stepfather

Blonde Natalie Portman looks like a skinnier Hayden Pantyairs - Just Jared

"From the director of Clueless" is all I needed to know - OMG Blog

Dickmatized: Katy Perry has come down with it again - IDLYITW

Where was an ostrich-hungry hawk when we needed it most? - Hollywood Rag

Winona Ryder's STAINS impersonation is getting there - Cityrag

Kirstie Alley's getting some, maybe - I'm Not Obsessed

The answer is: Kunty Karl, obviously - Videogum

The Real Houseflies of Atlanta will be down one wig this season - Crunk + Disorderly

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Afternoon Crumbs

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Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:04am.

I have my pink crimper that I used in middle school. Still works too, I used it last Halloween.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:36pm.

I don't recognize Javier anymore... no friendo.
"Where was an ostrich-hungry hawk when we needed it most?" olol MK!

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Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:38pm.

I thought Seth MacFarlane was married.

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Submitted by lislop on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 8:57pm.

Javier Bardem "meth lab explosion victim". It's true! LMAO!!!

Emilia Clarke is gorgeous. Can't believe she'd give Seth the time of day.

Natalie looks completely washed out as a blonde.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 8:55pm.

JAVIER!!!

*CRIES!!!!!!*
*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:55pm.

Submitted by Daniee: "...Natalie Portman scares me in a Tommygirl sorta way. Even moreso with the wrong tone of blond hair. Intense and giddy about everything."

Yeah, you nailed it. Such a pretty woman, but I think she's mental.

And she looks terrible as a blonde.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:49pm.

I can only shake my head at Rihanna and how she has forgiven Chris Brown so quickly.

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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:40pm.

I like Russell Brand too. Not in a get down way, but he is funny, clever and seems generous hearted to me.
I just don't get this whole douchey thing from him.

Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:33pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:16pm.

@Cindy - you'd think, right? But Katy was formerly married to Russell Brand. So it's clear she is lacking in the sense department.

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OK. Well, let me just embarrass myself beyond repair: I'd tap Russell Brand. I know I would need to disinfect myself in boiling water and three dips in a barrel of Lysol afterwards... probably would need a flea bath, too. But I bet he knows how to move... wink wink nudge nudge. Oh my god. I can't believe I just admitted that. I need to go find a photo of Daniel Craig to clean my eyes. Please don't judge. Oh god... I must be going senile. Great.

Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by URL on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:51pm.

Something's wrong when I mistake Javier Bar-Damn for Scott Baio.
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OMG I just snorted-out my left lung! TY for that! "Joanie Loves Chachi: The Really, Really Rough Years"

Submitted by URL on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:21pm.

Something's wrong when I mistake Javier Bar-Damn for Scott Baio.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:18pm.

I hope so talkdirty. If not maybe some whitewalker will kick his ass.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:15pm.

Orangina and gardening girl, I saw their pic together come up on my Facebook feed and honestly hoped someone intervened. Maybe it's just the press making something out of nothing and Seth really isnt trying to father some dragons ;)

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:59pm.

Leo looks like he lost some chunk,no?

Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:07pm.

OMGMK,
The dlisted mobile app is wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy WACK on my Blackberry :(

Sorry BigBendy. I logged in to say this: LOLLERSKATES @Javier's old, flabby Sid Vicious impersonator from Simi Valley realness!

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:14pm.
Rihanna is verrrrrry stupid and alarmingly misguided. She clearly needs more people. Her public declarations of love for her ABUSER are (whether she likes it or not) a very bad message to send to the many young girls who really do like and admire her.

EXACTLY

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:55pm.

Leonardo looks kinda hto without the chub.

Rihanna is a dumb twat. Hope she goes back to him and gets her ass beat again.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:52pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:14pm.
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You'd think. I was thinking - where are her girlfriends?? The fact that it's on Twitter rather than a private mssg or a phone call means that she wants people to know, so perhaps it's some personality disorder stuff going on. Hard to say, but I agree that while being a "role model" isn't for everyone, she sure is setting a lousy example. Forgiveness is healthy with time but public declarations like this one is not.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:48pm.

Seth is gross...run Daene run!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:46pm.

@Cindy - you'd think, right? But Katy was formerly married to Russell Brand. So it's clear she is lacking in the sense department.

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Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:07pm.
Khaleesi, Noooooo!! Stay away from lecherous old Seth.

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I know, he just wants to be able to say he's fucked Khaleesi since he's a Game of Thrones groupie. He always Tweets about how he's obsessed with Game of Thrones.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:44pm.

Rihanna is verrrrrry stupid and alarmingly misguided. She clearly needs more people. Her public declarations of love for her ABUSER are (whether she likes it or not) a very bad message to send to the many young girls who really do like and admire her. Doesn't she have a publicist that can sensor some of the shit she does on twitter?! I know she's close to her family. Is there not ONE relative that can talk some sense into her??
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:37pm.

Khaleesi, Noooooo!! Stay away from lecherous old Seth.

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Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by youarestupid on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 6:55pm.

Someone needs to beat the shit out of Rihanna.
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I'm sure Chris Brown will be doing that soon enough.

Submitted by youarestupid on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:25pm.

Someone needs to beat the shit out of Rihanna.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:23pm.

Yep, all those bachelor tools look exactly the same. Zzzzz. Not that I have watched the show, but the clips on Jimmy KImmel crack me up. True love, indeed.

Natalie Portman scares me in a Tommygirl sorta way. Even moreso with the wrong tone of blond hair. Intense and giddy about everything.

Submitted by JazzyA on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:17pm.

Umm, I'm pretty sure that Kirstie Alley is with Jonathan Knight from New Kids. Unless he's hetero now, I don't think she's getting any.

Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:15pm.

WHY would ANYONE date John Meyer?? I mean, I know he was supposed to be magic with his penis and great at sex (?? really ??) but at this point, I wouldn't get within a hundred yards of him. Can you imagine all the places it's been? His own dick probably has PTSD. Gross.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:14pm.

Whaaaaat? Seth's piece is Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones? she looks NOTHING like she does on the show. I wouldn't be able to get past his Peter Griffin voice, but that's just me.

DiCatchaho is getting a little bit of the hot back. Nice.

Natalie looked better with a shaved head, frankly. Blonde is not the look.

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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:09pm.

The Barbra Streisand-Seth Rogen premise seems to borrow HEAVILY from Albert Brooks' "Mother" with Debbie Reynolds when Albert moves back into his own room in his mother's house. I remember one scene where he removes ice cream from the freezer with a "Ma! How many months old is this? It has a layer of ice an inch thick on top."
Mom: "Don't touch the protective ice!"
Albert: "Protective ice?"

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 4:54pm.

Well, Vamps looks like it SUCKS!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 4:47pm.

Haha@Pauly D: The Later Years

Seth McFarland's current side piece looks like a very refined Kim K (at least when she's a brunette).

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 4:26pm.

I'm disappointed seeing Seth MacTeeth in "real life" He seems like a douche with his shining veneers and overly gelled hair. It is a big let down similar to when Dorothy discovered who the Wizard of Oz really was.