Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen Deep-Throating An Eclair

September 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Paula Deen and a group called Celebrity Chefs Tour are suing each other for millions of dollars and it really doesn’t matter why. You can read all about it here if you care, but the only thing that matters to us, the fuck word-loving nasty people, is that this blooper reel has hit public eyes because of the lawsuits. In the blooper reel, Paula spits out half of my vocabulary, takes an eclair’s virginity, talks about nasty meatballs and then she says the line that made my soul slowly melt into a puddle of butter: “This smells like dirty coochie.” And I don’t think she was making gumbo out of Anthony Bourdain’s used chonies.

The Food Network holiday party is the party to be, because it’s the only place where you can watch Drunk Ass Sandra Lee and Paula Deen deep throat the same giant candy cane at the same time. Overpaid celebrity TV cooks gone wild!

via NY Post (Thanks, Jennifer)

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