Madge Wishes She Had Veins Like This

Sarah Jessica Parker, Madge and Sylvester Stallone all have fields of bulging veins that make their arms look like a peen-shaped jellyfish in a penis pump, but they still don’t have it like Hugh JackMeOff has it. Twentieth Century Fox pushed out this first still from the Wolverine sequel, which comes out next year, of Hugh looking like if Freddy Krueger got a full body skin graft, got his hair done by Pauly D and did nothing but snort Hydroxycut and weight lift entire Bowflex machines for 6 months straight. Dude has muscles on every inch of his body and beyond. If I put a magnifying glass over his hair, I’d probably see biceps on each individual strand.

Hugh’s abs are insane and he’s definitely giving drug mules ideas. Something tells me many TSA agents will hear the line, “No, I didn’t surgically implant long bags of cokes under my stomach skin, I just work out a lot.” And Hugh’s arms are delicious and I’m only saying that, because they look like cabbage rolls stuffed with beef.

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