Madge Wishes She Had Veins Like This
Sarah Jessica Parker, Madge and Sylvester Stallone all have fields of bulging veins that make their arms look like a peen-shaped jellyfish in a penis pump, but they still don't have it like Hugh JackMeOff has it. Twentieth Century Fox pushed out this first still from the Wolverine sequel, which comes out next year, of Hugh looking like if Freddy Krueger got a full body skin graft, got his hair done by Pauly D and did nothing but snort Hydroxycut and weight lift entire Bowflex machines for 6 months straight. Dude has muscles on every inch of his body and beyond. If I put a magnifying glass over his hair, I'd probably see biceps on each individual strand.
Hugh's abs are insane and he's definitely giving drug mules ideas. Something tells me many TSA agents will hear the line, "No, I didn't surgically implant long bags of cokes under my stomach skin, I just work out a lot." And Hugh's arms are delicious and I'm only saying that, because they look like cabbage rolls stuffed with beef.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 9:50pm.
I'm tired of movies that are crammed with special effects and loud sounds.
Exactly. Mix in a little plot, writing, and acting, please.
Hugh is perfect, oh i just wanna lick him all ovah!
Hugh is in amazing shape but I think we all know that every single photograph released to the media is photoshopped in some way. But he def gives them something to work with!
I feel like every movie out lately is either a comic book one, a remake or a cartoon. I had to drive almost 30 minutes to see Moonlight Kingdom. I'm tired of movies that are crammed with special effects and loud sounds.
I want to see Hotel Transylvannia, Frankenweenie and Paranorman. : D
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I call shenanigans. Why do crunches when you can use CGI?
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
Mr. Elba already has a role in the Thor/Avengers movies. please allow me to nominate Mr. Boris Kodjoe or Mr. Cobe Bell or Mr. Michael Ealy or Mr. Jason George or Mr......
SHEMAR MOORE!!!!
[*faints into pool of panty pudding just from seeing those names together*]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Nice muscly arms on JackMeOff... still think there was major retouching here, but way HOT! ;p
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:58pm.
Hello? Did you not see the qualifier on J. Hudson, if she were a better actor? I'm just going on facial features here, camera angles can make someone look taller than they are and Storm isn't necessarily a physically demanding role. Taraji's face is too round to me.
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@bambam, I saw the qualifier on JHud and I'm still puking! *LOL*
Storm should be a physically demanding role. She was very important in the XMen series. They lessened her role because of Halle.
Taraji is wrong too.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
pushy - aside from one major shit fit, it was great. The kids had an excellent time and I have TONS of photos.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
And Idris Elba as Black Panther, no question.
YES!!! Perfect casting.
But they'll probably get... Keanu Reeves or something.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:21pm.
OMG! Wee wee pads.
HAHAHAHAHA! Hope your vacation was good.
My adult kid loves Disney.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:18pm.
Yeah I remember reading something about it too, he has to put on weight to play the role.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hello? Did you not see the qualifier on J. Hudson, if she were a better actor? I'm just going on facial features here, camera angles can make someone look taller than they are and Storm isn't necessarily a physically demanding role. Taraji's face is too round to me.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
wolverine looks like he just spent the last three months on the atkins diet...
not liking the dried out look...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:32pm.
Good god, could you imagine the firestorm? The comic world had a stroke when Black Panther married Storm, which made sense since both are African.
And Idris Elba as Black Panther, no question.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:01pm.
Storm is one of the top five most popular characters in Marvel comics (told you I'm a comic dork) AND most popular female character, you'd think they'd give her more airplay.
This would involve discussing Hollywood studios' disgusting attitude towards people of colour in general; its shameless and shameful white-washing; and how they are making a film about fucking Ant Man when Black Panther is a far superior and more iconic character.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:08pm.
Also, working out, natural genetics and taking some kind of diuretic to eliminate water weight can achieve that look too.
I mean really y'all, everything isn't photoshopped. No way of knowing for sure but this look can be achieved.
for months there have been reports even in msm entertainment stories that Jackman's diet and training for this movie has been absolutely insane. months.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:01pm.
Gina Torres, mmmm good one. Taraji, I dunno. Zoe Saldana? Thandie Newton? Jennifer Hudson? (if she were a better actor.)
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@bambam:
I just posted Gina Torres. She would have been very good for the role.
Zoe Saldana was too young for the role when it first came out, she would have been the same age as Anna Paquin/Rogue.
Thandie Newton is beautiful and a better actress than Halle, but still too short.
Jennifer Hudson? Are you being fuckin' funny???? *LOL* That bitch can't act to save her life. The only reason she got the Oscar was because of the song. The performance was wooden and the movie was mediocre at best.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
@bambam:
"Hell, that big fight scene in III was ridiculous, they should've had her light that bitch up with lightning bolts."
my point, exactly!
"Zoe Saldana? Thandie Newton? Jennifer Hudson"
ok, too petite, too petite and can't pull off action role. Halle was too petite -- in the comic books, Storm is a "woman of stature" amazonian-ish
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:23pm.
@ Foxxy, who would be better as Storm in your opinion? Please do not say Angela Bassett, the woman just rubs me the wrong way.
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When I was 12 years old, I saw the first cover of X-Men with Storm and I bought it and was hooked. The first time there was a black woman as a character in the comics, someone I could identify with.
As far as an actress, I always saw Lawrence Fishburne's wife, Gina Torres, as Storm. She's tall, exotic looking and classy. Nothing like Halle Berry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Torres
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Also, working out, natural genetics and taking some kind of diuretic to eliminate water weight can achieve that look too.
I mean really y'all, everything isn't photoshopped. No way of knowing for sure but this look can be achieved.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Not sure of the ratio, but photoshop, airbrush, mixed in with PEDs, can help make that look possible. He's still gorgeous.
@ Foxxy, I think it had more to do with getting all the major Xmen into the movie than highlighting one, the exception being Wolverine of course.
Buuuuuut, considering Storm is one of the top five most popular characters in Marvel comics (told you I'm a comic dork) AND most popular female character, you'd think they'd give her more airplay. Hell, that big fight scene in III was ridiculous, they should've had her light that bitch up with lightning bolts.
Gina Torres, mmmm good one. Taraji, I dunno. Zoe Saldana? Thandie Newton? Jennifer Hudson? (if she were a better actor.)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:40pm.
Veins like that on a man's arms are sexy as hell. I used to have a fuck buddy, just looking at his arms turned me on.
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I love strong forearms. I don't know what it is, but that is such a turn on for me. And a strong back. Not over developed, but lean and muscular. Something to gasp *s*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Hugh Jackman was, is and will always be my future baby daddy.
There's a lot of photoshopping going on there, but there's a body to make it possible.
LUV HIM!!!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
*puts leaky pen in Foxxy's pocket*
@ bambam
[*puts on pocket protector, highwater pants and pulls out ticket stub from 1997 Comic-Con*]
let me marinate on that for a second... in the meantime, my bitch is not so much about Halle [though i hated her performance and categorically hate her]. it was that writers and the "director" had absolutely no concept of the extent of Storm's powers -- that character can do a lot more than twirl up a thunderstorm and teach kids. most of Storm's scenes i found myself thinking - "well why is the director having her use power A and get her ass kicked, when in the comic books she has power B and she could use power B and just this shit?" it took Halle having a hissy fit before signing on to the 3rd movie to make them let Storm do more in the 3rd movie...
and.... if i were casting the role back then, do you really think I, Foxxy Brown, would say anyone other than Pam Grier?!! also, i would have gone Gina Torres. casting it now, maybe Taraji?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Did you guys notice that the husband had a total "FML" expression?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:02pm.
What. The. Fuck. How can anybody let themselves get that fucking huge?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:02pm.
seaking of abs, i think this is the fattest person I have ever seen. Is that her ass in the back?
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OMFG. Here comes the salad I just ate back up....
Seriously, if you are so gigantic that you cannot move of your own accord, must cover yourself with a tarp, and somebody brings you food, there's a clue that something is WRONG UP IN HERE.
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@ Lucy,
Yeah, I think if it were darker like Batman it would be better. I bought a bootleg of the first Xmen movie, for some reason it had no color, just black and white. It was much better, it lent a darker, more sinister aura to it.
@ Foxxy, who would be better as Storm in your opinion? Please do not say Angela Bassett, the woman just rubs me the wrong way.
@ Sans, you just wanna see beefcake, admit it. ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
OMG! Wee wee pads.
*dies*
right Foxxy? and I still need to know IS THAT HER ASSSSSSSSSSS!?!?!?!?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 3:02pm
wtf would you let her babysit a child? she can't monitor or care for the child's needs if she can't move!!! she's responsible for her size, the parent's are responsible for that child's death. pathetic useless adults all around.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gross! Just gross!! You're going to be that veiny when you get old anyway, why make it worse, and why start early?
ICK!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
snowy - OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HOW????????
How does someone let themselves get THAT fat? Sweet baby Jesus. I don't want to know if that is her ass spreading like batter on the bed.
*hurls*
UBF you're right! that's a damn wee wee pad!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Just saw it, six foot something. . Yum . Snow piece it has to be the ass , it sits on plastic!!
Another damn superhero movie?
UBF - NO! I LIED!
He's 6' 2".
(for some reason I was under the impression he was short) SORRY!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:50pm.
They should stop with the Wolverine movies at least. They can't capture the character onscreen like he is in the comics. He's a killer. Clint Eastwood in his cowboy days or Jason Statham at his meanest would be closer to the character than Jackman is. Comic dork's opinion.
absolutely and completely agree. and how they bastardized the Storm character in the movies is just obscene. and, for that third x-men movie,i curb stomp Brett Ratner if i ever meet him. it's in the bible.
i like the way the "First Class" movie series has started, though...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
M. E. he is really short???? *cries*
seaking of abs, i think this is the fattest person I have ever seen. Is that her ass in the back?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206873/Too-fat-murder-TLCs-Half...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
this should be filled under "Photoshop awards" because those abs... come on!
@ M.E.
LOL I imagined him in the X-Men films, towering over all the other characters, and all I could think was: "If Hugh is a shorty then damn, James Marsden must be 4ft tall!"
This is so photoshopped it's ridiculous.
Lucy - OOPS! I were wrong! For some reason I thought he was short. But in fact he's 6' 2".
MY BAD!!!!!!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:50pm.
Oh God that first Wolverine film - what the HELL was that. Would you rather see a darker version of Wolverine then, kind of like what Nolan did with Batman? I would. X-Men First Class was awful and I know that deviates from the popular opinion.