Would You Hit It?

September 23, 2012 / Posted by:

In case you missed Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s chicken cordon bleu man titties flopping up and down, here he is impregnating the floor during his Ode to Magic Mike performance on SNL last night. I know JGL has been grown for a long time now, but it still surprises me that that he no longer has the body of a skinny ass 10-year-old boy (or like Parasite Hilton) and that his luscious chichis have grown in. Getting the tingles from watching JGL butt fuck the air made me realize that I’d probably also get the tingles from watching an evil spirit being passed into the body of a terrified chicken during an exorcism ritual, because that’s what he looked like.

With that being said, I’d still hit it even though when I saw GIFs of this early this morning I thought it was Billy Bush.

And click here for a better version that doesn’t make you feel like you’re looking at it through a broken View-Master.

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