"I'm Not Fucking Justin Bieber, You Motherfuckers!"
Never mess with a rock star who still looks like a Joan Jett rag doll made of t-shirts from Hot Topic, because he will burn the place down with the fuck bombs launching out of his mouth.
During Green Day's set at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas last night, the timer in front of the band let them know that they only had 1 minute left, because Usher went 25 minutes over. Billie Joe Armstrong was not having any of it. Bille Joe stopped everything to give the performance of Green Day's career. Billie Joe busted into a hilarious freak out where he yelled at the organizers for disrespecting a dude who has been in the game for over 20 years. I kept waiting for someone to hand BJ a dirty martini and for him to lean against a grand piano and slur out shit like, "Your know what your problem is! You have some nerve! It's the pictures that got small! Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my -godfuckingdamnit, that guitar is looking at me funny. I'll show you, guitar!"
Billie Joe got so mad that I'm sure the hairs on his b-hole stood up like some of the hairs on his head. Bitch went off and I love every millisecond of this dramatic cunt meltdown from the first "fuck" that comes out of his mouth to the last one. I even loved that it almost took him 10 minutes to destroy his guitar. PUNK! ROCK! If that guitar had eyes, it would be rolling them. It was taking so long for BJ to put a dent in that guitar, so it finally took pity on him and broke itself.
And Billie Joe's eyeliner stayed immaculate during this entire bitch fest. A true DIVA!
Here's some hos who got to witness Billie Joe's "We're fucking done professionally!" rant live last night. In order: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, the second hardest bitches there, the hardest bitch there, Usher, No Doubt, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Lochte (looking like a 2nd grader circa 1983 wearing a homemade Thriller costume) and Colton Haynes.
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 5:51pm.
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You're no assimilated fob, trust me! Now who was it, George Harrison or Ringo who was asked to cut their set short by one of the late night hosts and he refused too. It happens, they should have cut Usher off, if timing was short. lol! ;)
"I'm not fucking Justin Beiber!!" - That's the best part! AAHAHA
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 5:13pm
You keep studying!
Last week, a couple of people said some really unkind things to a really kind person. I hope very much that she doesn't leave here. You know EvilS, I can be pissy, I can be schmarmy (spelled wrong I know) and I can be an asshole, but these 2, were simply mean spirited. There is a difference. Check back to the open post from last Saturday.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:15pm.
Remember when Jim Morrison took his wang out on stage?
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hey, hey, hey!!... you can't prove that he pulled out his doodle! and besides, he was pardoned for that one!"
WHY CAN'T YOU LET JIM BE GREAT???
actually.... let me correct that previous post. Miley is SO HOT...... from the tits down!!! Seriously try it. Scroll your screen so only the top of her abs and down show, it's a cyber version of the paper bag. Yeahhhh girl
“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.” - Dorothy Parker
Miley Cyrus is so fucking hot! She is so hot she can wear that ugly ass haircut and it makes her HOTTER. Oh to be young....
I used to wear my hair like that when I was a 20 something fashionista in Hollywood. Now old beans like me have to have pretty long hair to be even in the same league of sexy. DO IT WHILE YOU CAN GIRLLL
“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.” - Dorothy Parker
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:15pm.
Remember when Jim Morrison took his wang out on stage?
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hey, hey, hey!!... you can't prove that he pulled out his doodle! and besides, he was pardoned for that one!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Cookie Monster...Billie Joe is a Libertarian, not a Liberal Democrat.
Also, if people are worried about "the children" maybe they shouldn't be bringing them to a concert where Green Day is playing. They have to censor their music to play it on the radio. Personally, I wouldn't want my hypothetical kids to see Usher, either, if he did that song w. Luda.
ANYwho...sorry, but I want to pinch Billie Joe's tiny hiney and this just makes him even hotter to me. :> And Andrei, trust me, I am. haha ;)
This is what rock and punk is all about. It's not about everything being sanitized and "nice", it's about breaking rules and yes, even acting like a diva (although I do feel his anger was warranted!). Remember when Jim Morrison took his wang out on stage?
Sure, Green Day is a commercial band now, but they also have kids to support. Being underground doesn't pay the bills.
Who cares what band this was or what fake accent he used. I was really entertained by this. Think of all the angry sex..
That's messed up. Dont insult Miss Piggy like that.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If they got shorted unfairly, I get it. Howeverrrr, when I saw this guy and his band mates here roll their eyes/smirk when One Direction finished performing at the VMAs, that pissed me off. I don't give a shit about One Direction (or Greenday) but your asses are in seats at the same shitty awards show that you're hoping is going to recognize you. Sorry, if you're embarrassed to be in the same building as these people, find another line of work.
Also...I laughed when he said "joke" and slipped into his fake Brit accent.
I totally believe Usher fucks Justin Bieber, and I applaud Billie Joe for calling bullshit. Maybe he didn't go over HIS allotted time, as someone suggested, because he's not an unprofessional assfuck like Usher. I personally hate that stage-hogging crap; do your set and fuck off like you're supposed to.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I thought it was hot. What can I say? I love unscripted moments. I love meltdowns. And yeah, he totally sounds like he's faking it, which makes it even more awesome, because I'm pretty sure he wasn't.
And whatever. When you're really pissed off, you say the word "fuck" a lot. That's what it's fucking there for, people. If you brought your fucking kids to the show, then cover their fucking ears.
If one were to take off those ugly ass shoes off Demi Lovato's feet they would find a pigs foot. She is slowly morphing into Miss Piggy.
Sorry Miss Piggy.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:40pm.
I feel sorry for anyone who is completely at the mercy of his ego. On another note, how DOES Gwen Stefani continue to look so amazing? She's gorgeous and fit and I love her.
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I *love* Stefani too. She's on my ipod and inspires me when I'm running. :)
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Meh. I give Billie's Diva act 6/10.
Not too bad, but he's no rainbow, that's for sure.
This post has me laughing so hard...some of the comments here are making me laugh even harder!
IHeartRadio: Don't mess with a diva over 40. Respect your elders, motherfuckers!
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"Support your local Search and Rescue team: Get lost."
I fucking love Green Day.
If that makes me an "assimilated fob", so be it.
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Maybe he lost it because he's a grammar nazi and couldn't handle that the teleprompter said, "One Minutes" instead of "One Minute"
He should've just said Oops look at the time, only one minute left! then launched into a song and dragged it out into Radiohead-esque epic long performance. That would've been a much more professional fuck you.
I've seen Green Day a couple of times. They are there for the music and music lovers. While Usher is pulling ladies up on stage to serenade and thrust his crotch at, Green Day gets audience members on stage and hands them an instrument to play. If they suck he boots them off stage. If they kill it, then that person leaves with a memory of a lifetime.
Within -- painful indeed. Who are the goddamned sadists who design women's shoes? They look adorable on, though. I tried walking in them on the carpet -- no way in hell, but I fared better on my hardwood floor. I can't believe I used to wear them back in the day, but back then they weren't as high as they are now. These have a bit of a platform in them, thicker straps, peep toe, snakeskin to match my purse -- very hot.
Ooh. You're so cool.
I fucking hate fucking Greenfucking day. They're fucking idiots.
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When was the last time you heard of rock bands chucking TVs out of hotel windows or setting shit on fire? Society is so sterile and boring now. BJA's tantrum is refreshing.
@ MJT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
Sorry in advance. It's kinda hilarious though.
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LMFAO! Thank you for this! :-)))))
As for Billie...I blame it on bath salts.
Nice Michael Jackson vest you've got on there Ryan *douche*
Submitted by UBF:
"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ASSFUCK ME LIKE THIS, USHER!!"
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haahahahaha
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
ABOUT HOW LONG I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT?
(i love you BJ)
Because it's not 1996 and Green Day sucks. Who buys their music besides wanna be assimilated fobs? Another sad case of plastic not knowing it's plastic.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 5:13pm.
I like Usher *ducks* I haven't heard his new album though.
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It's great. He does sing live too - he sang and danced on SNL and it was hype.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
What is up with Ryan's ring and bracelet? The jacket wasn't bad enough?
People go over their time and it's the norm. This EMO in his forties idiot was being melodramatic like a little girl. I'm sure Usher had the one minute warning too and ignored it. He could've done the same but threw an attention fit.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:15pm.
I don't know, I haven't been here, been studying a ton. Did something happen with Evil_Cupcake? :( I'll check back later. :)
I'll likely get a lucite heel hurled at me for this, but I like Usher *ducks* I haven't heard his new album though. Dude can dance, that's why he lip synch's because he is known for dancing on stage, kinda hard to do both the way he dances.
He's a rock musician, not Secretary of State. Uncouth and infantile behavior is part of the job.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Fair point Lisbet, Usher was the one who over ran by 25 minutes!
I imagine that he didn't mouth off at Usher, as Usher or one of Usher's entourage would be more likely to come back at him, than the radio station bods, who pretty much just had to take his tantrum.
Or perhaps he felt that the radio bods should have cut Usher off and not him and was pissed off at them for not reining in Usher?
Either way, I think he had the right to be pissed off, but as other people have so rightly commentated, his delivery was pretty lame.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Tricksy on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 3:17pm.
I'm not a fan of Green Day, but I'd be pissed off if my band's set was cut because somebody elses set over ran by 25 minutes.
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I admit that I'm not familiar with how concerts are organised, but why wasn't he insulting Usher for going over time? (Genuine question.) It's not like the organisers can physically force Usher off the stage if he wants to go over time.
i love green day and kathy griffin and hate demi lovato
Twatty, painful but sexy, you need those little sandals that fold up and fit in your purse. "Dr. Scholl's For Her Fast Foldable Flats"
LOL at the running commentary. Forget nerves, and have a great time. You like the rat pack set, should be a fun night! ;p
@betterthanyomama, "I'm not fucking Justin Beiber!!" - so true!
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I thought the headline was screamed to the paparazzi in response to a rumor. I was hoping it was Courtney Love quote.
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Submitted by fookyoo on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 3:14pm.
Gee they don't make guitars like they used too in the old days. Pete Townsends must have been fashioned outta balsa wood.
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You're correct. Seriously, a guy I know was once a stagehand for the Who and he told me they had fake guitars that were specifically for smashing onstage.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
He's been making music since 1988, then why does he act like he's still 19? They made it big in 94, teens bought the music. I think that fanbase grew up and moved on. Some 18 years later, they're still marketing their records to the under-20 crowd.
Did he mean he isn't fucking Justin Bieber like Usher is, or that he isn't fucking Justin Bieber? It works either way. LOL.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Avril Lavigne will be wetting her smelly Nickleback panties over Billie Joe's latest brave and righteous act of rebellion!!
He should have had his little bitchfit and then put on a shirt of Usher assfucking Bieber that one of you fine Dlisters created. "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ASSFUCK ME LIKE THIS, USHER!!"
Who is this fine young man at the end of the thumbs, and where will he be in about 10 years, cause right now he still looks so young, I wanna have a seat at the breakfast bar and eat those homemade chocolate chip cookies CH has to offer.....
Well, that was awkward. And he could hardly even smash his guitar. Rheumatism already, old man?
And Gwen must have made some deal with the devil to make her band mates age while she doesn't.
Lolololol. Just when you think BJ Fartsong, the oldest tween on planet Earth, couldn't get any funnier....
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:47pm.
I agree with what you said. Probably close to that anyway.
Entertainment sized egos aside, Billie Joe should have behaved better. It's one thing to do your thing in front of a stadium full of just your fans...another to go nuts in a wider realm.
However, Usher shouldn't have been rude to another artist either and blatantly taken their stage time.
I blame the stage manager for this, or the director.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 3:22pm.
That Psy dude is just like William Hong. Anybody remember that? Just another annoying fad like the Macarena.
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I was just saying that to myself yesterday (in my head). Ha.
It's like every few years Americans sarcastically support a laughable performer from another culture. "Hey, look at the funny foreigner! Haha! Let's make his stupid song a #1 and then forget he exists 3 months later!"
Well they probably got Green Day out of their dressing room/trailer or whatever to stand by because they're up next and.Usher was probably moon walking and stripping for attention. Using up other bands time not to mention having others wait on the side like a biotch!!
They probably said they're not Justin Beiber so Usher can stop acting like their fucking pimp or like his their mentor or idol.
I'm pretty proud of myself that I've managed to still not know what that Chinese restaurant waiter jumping around is all about.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:37pm.
Kathy Griffin needs to concentrate on being funny cuz it ain't going to happen in the sexy department. Ever.
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Although I LOVE Kathy, you are so right. It's funny that she's overy 50 and a comedienne but continues to strike those poses like she's trying for the cover of 'Vogue.' I LOVE her, though! LOVE her!
I feel sorry for anyone who is completely at the mercy of his ego. On another note, how DOES Gwen Stefani continue to look so amazing? She's gorgeous and fit and I love her.
Kathy Griffin needs to concentrate on being funny cuz it ain't going to happen in the sexy department. Ever.
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betterthanyomama -- oh, that is rich. I'm definitely going to use that on a bill collector; freak them the fuck out!!! LOVE IT!
Within -- oh, yeah, getting ready for the reunion. I bought this pair of high-heeled snakeskin shoes that are really hot, but man they are dastardly to walk in, but I don't want to wear flats either. I'm a bit nervous about going, though. I just hope I don't let any catty comments fly. People who know me now are used to it, but not people I haven't seen in a gazillion years. Supposedly the place they're having it at is a known haven for Tony Soprano wannabes and cougars galore -- yikes!