Saturday, September 22nd 2012

"I'm Not Fucking Justin Bieber, You Motherfuckers!"

Never mess with a rock star who still looks like a Joan Jett rag doll made of t-shirts from Hot Topic, because he will burn the place down with the fuck bombs launching out of his mouth.

During Green Day's set at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas last night, the timer in front of the band let them know that they only had 1 minute left, because Usher went 25 minutes over. Billie Joe Armstrong was not having any of it. Bille Joe stopped everything to give the performance of Green Day's career. Billie Joe busted into a hilarious freak out where he yelled at the organizers for disrespecting a dude who has been in the game for over 20 years. I kept waiting for someone to hand BJ a dirty martini and for him to lean against a grand piano and slur out shit like, "Your know what your problem is! You have some nerve! It's the pictures that got small! Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my -godfuckingdamnit, that guitar is looking at me funny. I'll show you, guitar!"

Billie Joe got so mad that I'm sure the hairs on his b-hole stood up like some of the hairs on his head. Bitch went off and I love every millisecond of this dramatic cunt meltdown from the first "fuck" that comes out of his mouth to the last one. I even loved that it almost took him 10 minutes to destroy his guitar. PUNK! ROCK! If that guitar had eyes, it would be rolling them. It was taking so long for BJ to put a dent in that guitar, so it finally took pity on him and broke itself.

And Billie Joe's eyeliner stayed immaculate during this entire bitch fest. A true DIVA!

Here's some hos who got to witness Billie Joe's "We're fucking done professionally!" rant live last night. In order: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, the second hardest bitches there, the hardest bitch there, Usher, No Doubt, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Lochte (looking like a 2nd grader circa 1983 wearing a homemade Thriller costume) and Colton Haynes.

pics via Wenn.com, video via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:44pm.

RJ got word that Natalie was having an affair with Chris which probably started the argument. RJ left her for shark bait.

Why wouldn't he have done something to Walken then, too? I think RJ and Chris were up to something (what, I'm not sure). Natalie found out about it, got upset, and went overboard. Whatever it was she discovered, they were worried she'd blab, so they let her drown.

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Bingo! That makes perfect sense to me. Actually, explains everything.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:50pm.

There are indeed hipsters. The seem to inhabit music and beer festivals, brewpubs and coffee houses.

Some hipster emo girl made fun of me in Dunkin Donuts last Friday. I was thinking, "You are camped out in the Dunkin Donuts like a second home and you are making fun of me?"

I guess I'm thinking that the first "generation" were the only authentic ones. If you were aware of their existence and set out to be one, you're kind of an ersatz hipster.

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*takes Sals secret quiz*

I'm a fox...wow.

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Late March here, Sal...

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Yes gaslight, it was rumored that he was bisexual. Maybe she was going to expose his secret?

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:44pm.

RJ got word that Natalie was having an affair with Chris which probably started the argument. RJ left her for shark bait.

Why wouldn't he have done something to Walken then, too? I think RJ and Chris were up to something (what, I'm not sure). Natalie found out about it, got upset, and went overboard. Whatever it was she discovered, they were worried she'd blab, so they let her drown.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:50pm.

There are indeed hipsters. The seem to inhabit music, art and/or beer festivals, brewpubs and coffee houses.

Some hipster emo girl made fun of me in Dunkin Donuts last Friday. I was thinking, "You are camped out in the Dunkin Donuts like a second home and you are making fun of me?"

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:40pm.

I guess every Aries is also a wolf ;-)

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That is weird. I am an Aries, April 16th and I learned how to walk by holding onto our half shepherd, half wolf hybrid. A beautiful long-haired, silver tipped dog.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:44pm.

RJ got word that Natalie was having an affair with Chris which probably started the argument. RJ left her for shark bait.

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And I have even heard that Natalie may have been jealous because Walken and Wagner were maybe getting too cozy with each other!

Supposedly, Wagner was known to be bisexual and so was/is Walken?

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:31pm.

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LOL! That tickled me and was the highlight of that trip.

I can be superficially douchey at times, but hipster? No. I think she was a visitor from out of town, so I didn't care.
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Mikey, one thing about hipsters is that they never acknowledge themselves as hipsters. ;)

Are there still hipsters? I thought that was one of those things that by the time Middle America knows its existence, it's long gone?

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:48pm.

What's with the foxes and wolves?

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Um, either we're all fleabags or we like them?

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What's with the foxes and wolves?

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:44pm.

RJ got word that Natalie was having an affair with Chris which probably started the argument. RJ left her for shark bait.

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I'm a fox, too.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:40pm.

I guess every Aries is also a wolf ;-)
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Haha. That would make a lot of sense. Mike and I were born in April.

Submitted by Gaslight on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:30pm.

Oh God, can you imagine living with that? How do you do that? I don't know anything about Walken, except he is eccentric. How does Wagner live with Natalie's girls knowing that their mother's death came as a result of his anger.

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Walken is an oddball for sure. Yet, he's had a full life and career. There was plenty of opportunity for him to fess up to what happened that night.
As for RJ, he didn't want to go to jail for murder. In his mind, he has probably twisted the nights events as a drunken argument gone wrong. I don't think he has the capacity to fully understand what he did. He may be an old man now but I'd like to see him land in jail for his remaining years left.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:31pm.

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LOL! That tickled me and was the highlight of that trip.

I can be superficially douchey at times, but hipster? No. I think she was a visitor from out of town, so I didn't care.
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Mikey, one thing about hipsters is that they never acknowledge themselves as hipsters. ;)

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Have you read a lot on this subject mefunigirl? Could you suggest some books?

I am a fox too!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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I guess every Aries is also a wolf ;-)

Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:34pm.
sals quiz says I'm a fox.
does that mean I'm crazy like one?

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I'm a fox too. ;-)

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GG, the more I read about that whole industry, the more I suspect every single one of them.

The whole thing sounds like one huge twisted prostitution ring for both males and females.
And whatever you do, don't piss any of them off.

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I'm a deer. FWIW.

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It makes me sad that Christopher Walken was involved in that crap... I adore him.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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sals quiz says I'm a fox.
does that mean I'm crazy like one?

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:23pm.
UBF, I'm a wolf too... LOL, does that mean we're compatible?

I was a wolf, too!

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MoomMarse, this is what got me irritate. I'm fine though. Very calm now actually. Thanks for thinking of me:)
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:18pm.

So, the only connection I can find between Ryan and you is that most people think Ryan is a douchebag and some years ago, you shared a story about some girl calling you a "hipster douchebag". XD

I remember that bit because you rarely talk about yourself. Now why would she say that?

LOL! That tickled me and was the highlight of that trip.

I can be superficially douchey at times, but hipster? No. I think she was a visitor from out of town, so I didn't care.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:25pm.
RJ definitely killed her. Chris Walken withheld the truth as did Dennis. Other people heard her screams so nobody can say that Chris did not know what was going on.

Oh God, can you imagine living with that? How do you do that? I don't know anything about Walken, except he is eccentric. How does Wagner live with Natalie's girls knowing that their mother's death came as a result of his anger.

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Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:21pm.

May I waste your time too??? wow.... thanks for popping my dreams.

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Sorry! Although I must say during that period of August '04 - Feb '05 I too had some ahem interesting dreams about Dominating a certain love slave wink wink....
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Sal. , that we are compatible was decided years ago when we were blowing the jacuzzi ;-))

RJ definitely killed her. Chris Walken withheld the truth as did Dennis. Other people heard her screams so nobody can say that Chris did not know what was going on.

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Hekki, wait til next time :D

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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UBF, I'm a wolf too... LOL, does that mean we're compatible?

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:20pm.
Don't get me started on Natalie Wood. Robert Wagner killed her, accidentally perhaps, but still. He and Christopher Walken were too concerned with themselves to do what was right.

Too have your worst fear realized like that...poor Natalie.

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Is that what came out of this opened investigation???? Robert killed her? I can see Christopher, but Robert??? Well, okay... yeah..... ew!

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Spirit animals? Then hopefully mine is Juila Child or Capability Brown.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 2:55pm.
The only Green Day albums I liked were Kerplunk and Dookie. In my opinion they went emo douche after that...haven't liked anything since. Billie just annoys me now.

THIS.
I first saw GD open for my beloved Bad Religion at the Palladium in September of 1992-93 they were pretty awesome and super friendly. I liked them through Insomniac and then again when they went through their "Network" stage. Right before American Idiot came out, I happened to see them at an unnanounced dress rehearsal show for which they charged $7. It was such an amazing show! They played Misfits covers & Jane Weidlin joined them onstage. I had been separated from my now ex for about 10 months when surprise, surprise! Mr. Green Day Drummer Boy was hittin'' on me! I saw them again a month later at Henry Fonda Theatre for the official release of AI. After the show Mr drummer boy was signing autographs when he broke into a made up song about my alleged hotness and about wanting to marry me... I was super flattered, so I flew to New Orleans to see them play Voodoo Fest. It was then that I began to actually be disgusted by Billy Hoe & his ridiculous antics (trash talking the Beastie Boys) as well as his even more ridiculous hair & make up. I can honestly say that this is the only band I actually truly despise. Only because they have the potential vis a vis Talent and Power of being a really great All Ages punk band yet they instead choose to pander to the MTV demographic all the while posturing as being above it and laughing all the way to the bank. (Filthy Lucre Ain't Nothin' New) However, I have much respect for Mike Dirnt, a class act in every way. PS-Nothing ever came from Drummer Boy's attentions, I found myself an Adonis of a man who made me VERY happy for several minutes at a time, a few days a week, for the next two years. Aaand fuck greed day!

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:13pm.
@ Gaslight

It just maddens me that Dennis didn't speak up until recently. What about Christopher Walken? How can they sleep at night knowing that they withheld the truth.

Such a good question Diamond. Christopher Walken really puzzles me. What does he know? When they reopened the Natalie Wood case this last year, the first thing Walken did was to hire a lawyer?!

Doesn't Natalie deserve having the truth come out for her children, sister, friends and fans?

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According to sal's quiz I m a wolf. Whatever that means.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:02pm.

I have no idea what the fuck pissed you off, but please calm down.

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Don't get me started on Natalie Wood. Robert Wagner killed her, accidentally perhaps, but still. He and Christopher Walken were too concerned with themselves to do what was right.

Too have your worst fear realized like that...poor Natalie.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 9:54pm.
In an article about Emma Stone on the New York magazine site, a reader commented, "I love her! She's totally my spirit animal!". To which I replied, "Safe choice - just about everyone likes dogs."

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Bwahahahaha.

So, the only connection I can find between Ryan and you is that most people think Ryan is a douchebag and some years ago, you shared a story about some girl calling you a "hipster douchebag". XD

I remember that bit because you rarely talk about yourself. Now why would she say that?

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*high fives pushy* I hate the intellectualization of feminism. I can't get behind all the academic navel-gazing and snobbery. Real women standing up for themselves in very real ways in the trenches of real life do more for all women than any theorist spouting off ever has.

Off topic: Britney Spears is doing this commercial for some musical version of Twister.

GG: your evil spirit banishing ritual cracked me up so hardcore. I laughed so damn hard.

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MK's theme should be "May I waste your time too?"..... WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Migaine, one more thing before I finish my rant.
Perhaps, instead of coming on a site called
Dlisted you might spend your energy and anger towards more "worthy" causes. Say, women being rape, beaten and murdered around the world just because they are women. Man, you fucking piss me off.

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Poor Billie!! These shows are the shits... but hey have to stay to a time line. Too bad they gave it to what, fuckin Usher??? Instead of Green Day is beyond me, but what the fuck ever. They think they know it all.....
Where was Fiona? FREE FIONA!!!!

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@ Gaslight

It just maddens me that Dennis didn't speak up until recently. What about Christopher Walken? How can they sleep at night knowing that they withheld the truth.
Same for that douche bag, Kato Kaelin. Now, after the statue of limitations ended he suddenly decides to open his gob to say OJ did it.

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 9:54pm.

Mike, wtf is a spirit animal? I heard you talk about it and I have no idea what it is.
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Hiya UBF, it's something to do with shamanism... I'm reading about it-

I'm trying to figure out mine by filling this quiz out.

http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm?obj_id=190344

In an article about Emma Stone on the New York magazine site, a reader commented, "I love her! She's totally my spirit animal!". To which I replied, "Safe choice - just about everyone likes dogs."

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:05pm.
For those interested in the old Hollywood studio system and even true crime, there is a documentary streaming on Netflix called, "Girl 27" that you might be interested in.
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Thanks. I've bookmarked it for future viewing.

BTW, I finished The Chaperone and it was a good read. A++

Diamond:

I have read that too. I do believe Dennis Davern's account about RJ and Natalie having a very physical fight in their room and then it continued on deck. Once he pushed her overboard he told Dennis to "leave her there". I know he was really drunk, but RJ knew of her gripping fear of "dark water". How could he do that to her? It was November; so cold, she really died in the most horrific way possible; dark, alone, in the ocean. Just unimaginable really.

What is really eerie, so many of her films have scenes of her in the water which scared the hell out of her but shows what a professional actress she was.