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Jake Gyllenhaal is going hairy balls out with that butch grizzly look and I can kind of want to watch him chop a tree down or wrestle a beaver (not a euphemism, this is Jakey we're talking about) - Lainey Gossip

A side of troll boob provided by Hayden Panettiere - Hollywood Tuna

Homer Simpson should've voted for Roseanne - Towleroad

Morena Baccarin knows how to dress like a refined lady - Drunken Stepfather

Speaking of dressing like a refined lady, Brit Brit is the personification of sophistication as always - The Superficial

If I smoked Fiona Apple's hash stash, some of these celebrities might look like twins to me - The Berry

#1 on iTunes: "Cut My Heart Open With A Restraining Order" by Taylor Swift - Celebitchy

Swizz Beak's polo shirt has got me thirsty for a Tequila Sunrise - Just Jared

Everyone is dumping Amanda Bynes - ICYDK

Kate Upton's puppies with puppies! - Popoholic

Either that's her shorty short's pocket or Jessica Simpson's huge maxi-pad is trying to escape - Popsugar

Are we sure this isn't another Adam Sandler character? - SOW

As the queens in the corner giggled... - OMG Blog

I can barely remember what happened to me 3 seconds ago, but Demi Lovato remembers feeling fat in her diaper at 3 years old - Hollywood Rag

They all act like they've never seen a hooker up close before - Cityrag

Brace your gag reflex for the return of Fist Brown and RiRi - I'm Not Obsessed

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Night Crumbs

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:42pm.

Sad Jake makes me sad.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:35pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:13pm.

I heard that Rihanna and Chris Brown are writing a new song...We are never, ever, ever going back to the ER together.
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Hahahahaha Mani..

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:25pm.

SANS FARDS -- IKR? I hope that cow Upton didn't roll over and smush one of those poor puppies with those sloppy tits of hers -- yuck!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:20pm.

Homer: "Obama? I already got one wife telling me what to eat. Plus he promised me death panels and Grandpa is still alive. Romney? Well, he did invent ObamaCare...."

LOL. I'm sick of The Simpson internet nay-sayers who couldn't come up with something that clever.

Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:53pm.

Jakey's giving me a strong Michael Landon vibe. Not a bad look for him.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:59pm
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Please P.T. not Lady CaCa buns, please NO! lmao why not some really sexy buns? ;p

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Submitted by Breaking Bad on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:47pm.

@P.T.Bull - Thanks for the ASS of Gaga. While out shopping last weekend, I'm leaving and I hear a woman saying to me, "Would you like a spray?", I turn around to respond, and she says, "It's Gaga!", my expression I can only imagine what it looked like, as the lady turned quickly away .. something in me tells me I wasn't the only one to say "NO!", without any words.

Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:46pm.

Jake's eyes are really off.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:38pm.

Puppies are cute! Kate Upton, not so much.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:34pm.

Too bad this man does not like vagina, I am 4'11.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:29pm.

I imagine people were getting tired of seeing those buns in my avatar, so I have some buns from a real star--lady gaga. They are so sexy, enjoy.

Submitted by Breaking Bad on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:24pm.

Jakey is not 5'2", lol. I had to google pics of him with Reese to see. Maybe Oceanlover saw him when he was with Taylor Swift-Kick-in Ass, or something.

Submitted by Breaking Bad on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:19pm.

@The Berry, #24 Angela Landsbury and Paul McCartney, ahah, this one never gets old. Doesn't Craig Ferguson do this every single evening? Still, makes me laugh.

MK - why oh why you link to Lainey now so often? She gives me the heaves when I read her talky-talky oh I'm Canadian and off to .. words.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:14pm.

Oceanlover just ruined the hotness I just felt for Jakey.

He's 5'2"?

Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:09pm.

When I was 3 or 4 I was skinny like suri and I remember seeing kids my age with that I'll baby belly and wishing I had one
I was super thin as a kid but much like suri people told my mom to feed me, the Demi post just reminded me of that I don't remember wishing I was fatter just the cute belly
Oh well I got my goddamn wish except it ain't cute anymore, everyone keep asking me if I was pregnant I lost most of gut now

Submitted by Joeb on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:02pm.

Jake keeps on gettin' better lookin'. I'd cheat on Timmy Tebow over that (and a hand full of others). And then lie my ass off about the whole thing.

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:52pm.

...Taylor's kinda got psycho-stalker-crazy-eye in those photos...that poor K kid...

...I've said this before but it bears repeating given his current efforts to butch things up - in person, Jake G is about all of 5'2" and bears a striking resemblance to k.d. lang...

...I refuse to partake of any Seacrest production evah...or at least until the Kardashians are finally, fully out of our faces...
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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:51pm.

He looks like Captain Fullbeard. ARRRRRRRR :D

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:51pm.

Chrome has a new free app (no joke) called Brownout: It filters out all Net refs to Chris Brown. Problem solved. I'm obvs not using it, or else I wouldn't have read this update on him.