Night Crumbs

September 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Jake Gyllenhaal is going hairy balls out with that butch grizzly look and I can kind of want to watch him chop a tree down or wrestle a beaver (not a euphemism, this is Jakey we’re talking about) – Lainey Gossip 

A side of troll boob provided by Hayden PanettiereHollywood Tuna 

Homer Simpson should’ve voted for Roseanne – Towleroad

Morena Baccarin knows how to dress like a refined lady – Drunken Stepfather

Speaking of dressing like a refined lady, Brit Brit is the personification of sophistication as always – The Superficial 

If I smoked Fiona Apple’s hash stash, some of these celebrities might look like twins to me – The Berry 

#1 on iTunes: “Cut My Heart Open With A Restraining Order” by Taylor SwiftCelebitchy

Swizz Beak’s polo shirt has got me thirsty for a Tequila Sunrise – Just Jared

Everyone is dumping Amanda Bynes ICYDK

Kate Upton’s puppies with puppies! – Popoholic

Either that’s her shorty short’s pocket or Jessica Simpson’s huge maxi-pad is trying to escape – Popsugar

Are we sure this isn’t another Adam Sandler character? – SOW

As the queens in the corner giggled… – OMG Blog

I can barely remember what happened to me 3 seconds ago, but Demi Lovato remembers feeling fat in her diaper at 3 years old – Hollywood Rag

They all act like they’ve never seen a hooker up close before – Cityrag

Brace your gag reflex for the return of Fist Brown and RiRi I’m Not Obsessed

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