Monday, September 24th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 21st!
Water will run for 1 minute at a time, after which you will need to wait 20 minutes to an hour for the next use. - KeshasTitties
Runners-up:
With no other options, Ray J decides to set up shop permanently to give everyone access to golden showers coming from his boomerang dick. - williamsw86
What you can't see in this picture is the statue's wife on the left, screaming for him to put the goddamn lid down. - herroyalflyness
via Izismile
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Tommy Girl's Pipe dream.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Frankenfurter held a fundraiser recently for Joe Biden. It was a night they would remember for a very, very long time.
Fuck Michaelangelo! The statue of Sum Dong is where its at!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
After Kim's planned birthday gift was delivered in the wrong color Pimp Mama Kris sold it to the Chinese for a profit as part of a package deal that also includes a 2 year lease on Kendall Jenner's vagina.
I totally understand the escaping sperms!!!!
Yoo must be this tall to ride.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
H2o Erectus
As hard as he tries, the Gangnam Style guy just can't wash the Scientology stank off of his hands outside of the Tom Cruise Amusement Park!
"I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
You're welcome,
Charlie Sheen
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Dark-sided!
Its hard to describe doc, right at the end of my peen, it fels like I have a giant chink or something.......
Jill Biden wasn't kidding.
After getting a taste for golden showers, Zac Effron insisted that the sink in his trailer be converted immediately -TheAustinMark
Oppa Lingham Style
Mudslide tap in the back.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
New sign in front of the free clinic - for folks with the drip.
Dum Phuk was teased by his peers for breaking rule #4 of the bro code... Absolutely no peeking OR eye contact at the men's urinal.
The Travolta Bidet.
A pilgrim went to JOHN TRAVOLTA's memorial statue, following the rumor of miracles happening here....
Here's your ancient Chinese secret, Calgon!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:46pm.
Kim K is furiously trying to figure out how to get this home without being seen.
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I dunno...the statue isn't made of onyx and the liquid coming out of it isn't yellow.
LOL
Korea comes up with a plan to lure Kim Kardashian to their country.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Screw "Mainstreet,USA", you have to go to Tokyo Disney to see what Walt really envisioned.
After seeing this sucio Grindr profile pic from a rice queen into water sports, I'm inclined to agree with Wonky McValtrex about the gays.
Michael Fassbender is really big in Asia.
The Scientology Sauna Enema Fountain - Selected & Erected via popular vote as an Homage to Fassbender in Shame. Following several emergency room visits however, the sharp edges are due to be filed off.
In an effort to increase his popularity in North Korea, they are erecting new Kim Jong-un statues.
Where can I get one!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Not a caption, but please tell me that's a sperm bank in the back.
Kim K is furiously trying to figure out how to get this home without being seen.