Monday, September 24th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 21st!
Water will run for 1 minute at a time, after which you will need to wait 20 minutes to an hour for the next use. - KeshasTitties
Runners-up:
With no other options, Ray J decides to set up shop permanently to give everyone access to golden showers coming from his boomerang dick. - williamsw86
What you can't see in this picture is the statue's wife on the left, screaming for him to put the goddamn lid down. - herroyalflyness
via Izismile
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Cum and get it.
The church of $cientolgy's fountain of pubes
Psssst...that's a soupdish, not a fingerbowl!
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(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
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Joining the Church of Scientology now conclues with a baptism at the Font of Tommy Boy.
Tommy's favorite Korean watering hole.
"Well, shake it up baby, now
Twist and shout,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby, now
Come help me rub one out..."
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and then the god's got angry, and turned one hung low into stone
Looks like Tom is redecorating ...
John Mayer finds his dream job.
And on the backside, the chocolate ice cream dispenser - with free nuts
"No more yanky your wanky! The Donger needs FOOD!"
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You should see what comes out of the other side ...
On his birthday, he celebrated with a urinal cake.
The identity of Octomom's babydaddy is finally revealed.
His eHarmony profile didn't lie. "Single White Male. Tall. Great abs. Slightly rigid and slow to soften. Minor urinary control problem."
The guy was smiling and the flow was more steady a few years ago before the prostate became enlarged.
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
What you can't see in this picture is the statue's wife on the left, screaming for him to put the goddamn lid down.
Okay, who's the wise guy that fed asparagus to the statue?
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
I'm so sick of these VESIcare "manage your leaky pipes" commercials.
While Botticelli's "Birth of Venus" is widely considered to be his greatest creation, his lesser known piece, "Birth of Penis" also deserves acclaim.
"For every guy who has always wanted to cup my warm stream in his hands"-George Clooney
Hi...I'm here for the gangbang
After his fashion line failed to take off, kanye west turned his hand to designing local facilities instead.
New in the Sears lawn & garden shop, Kim Kardashian signature fountains.
The Kim Jong-il memorial fountain is surprisingly functional.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
If sperm banks had ATM machines.
Although a big hit in the summer, Authorities had to remove the statue that winter because of people getting their tongues stuck to the spout.
I still love drinking directly from the tap
Look what Katie Holmes sold at her yard sale!
Screw you Japan - Travolta has twelve of these in his bathroom!
Rumor has it that John Gosselin is looking for a well-endowed lover to help him wash his hands of Kate.
This fixture available exclusively at Homo Depot.
Bucket Bitch!!!
Kim Kardashians facial cleansing station.
NAC: You just know those basins turn into free-form urinals once the Korean bars let out. It's like a campaign for Purell.
I'm so glad water sports are making a comeback.
Emergency jellyfish sting station.
Damn...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
The world's smallest circle jerk.
At least R Kelly is still big in Japan.
Almost as inappropriate is where they put the hand drier.
With no other options, Ray J decides to set up shop permanently to give everyone access to golden showers comming from his boomerang dick.
Test production model for the Jersey Shore house - "Fountain of Douche"
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Blerg!!
Dick Springs water is the best for Han Wa Shing.
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"Not only are my hands dirty, but I'm a little thirsty too. Do you mind if I just drink "straight" from the tap?" Joe Biden
John Travolta insisted on the larger spout for his new fountain
** some of the sweetest candies are sour as death inside **
What you can't see in the picture is Clay Aiken, next in line, jumping up and down screaming how dirty his hands are....
Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:17pm.
Its hard to describe doc, right at the end of my peen, it fels like I have a giant chink or something.......
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...noooooo.....no you din't....
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...'...somethin's missin' alright...'...
George Clooney presents himself and also requests a well placed wet fist.
"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist"- Oscar Wilde
George Clooney presents himself and also requests a well placed wet fist.
"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist"- Oscar Wilde
Hung Lo really looked up to the water sports fountain Hung Well.