When Parasite Hilton is in the back of a car, she usually only opens her mouth to lazily suck on the random dick next to her, but on September 7th in NYC, she opened her mouth to give her thoughtful opinion on gay dudes. Just like how she gave her thoughtful opinion on black dudes.
Radar says that Wonky and her friend, who’s gay, were in the back of a cab and the driver secretly recorded them shitting at the mouth about Grindr. The piece of stank trash got famous from getting dicked on night vision said that gay dudes are the horniest people in the world (cut to me making a guilty face while closing all my browser tabs with porn sites on ‘em) and most probably have AIDS. Yeah, go ahead and file this under: This is RICH coming from GlaxoSmithKline’s #1 Valtrex supplier.
If your brain burped up a question mark at the name “Grindr,” Grindr is an app that some gay dudes use to find other nearby gay dudes to fuck on. It’s also an app people can use to see the only men in the world that Wonky hasn’t fucked for an 8-ball. Wonky’s friend was showing her how Grindr works and that made her queef up these words of wisdom:
“Ewww! Eww. To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world…. I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You’ll like, die of AIDS.”
You know, I sort of know how Wonky feels. I would be so scared if I were Wonky McValtrex, because you’re like, already dead inside. But the most hilarious part is how Wonky’s rep tried to spin it.
Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease. The conversation became heated, after a close gayfriend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex. He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.
Okay, so gays aren’t disgusting, just horny gays with AIDS are disgusting. This changes EVERYTHING, because when I want to know what’s “disgusting,” I ask a dumb trollop skank who regularly hangs out with Brandon “Fat Elvis” Davis. But now that this dingle-brained talking used condom has reminded us that she exists by leaking this recording, we can go back to forgetting about her and I can go and reopen all those porn site tabs.
And go to Radar if the YouTube above doesn’t work.