Wonky McValtrex Says That Most Gays Are Disgusting And Have AIDS
When Parasite Hilton is in the back of a car, she usually only opens her mouth to lazily suck on the random dick next to her, but on September 7th in NYC, she opened her mouth to give her thoughtful opinion on gay dudes. Just like how she gave her thoughtful opinion on black dudes.
Radar says that Wonky and her friend, who's gay, were in the back of a cab and the driver secretly recorded them shitting at the mouth about Grindr. The piece of stank trash got famous from getting dicked on night vision said that gay dudes are the horniest people in the world (cut to me making a guilty face while closing all my browser tabs with porn sites on 'em) and most probably have AIDS. Yeah, go ahead and file this under: This is RICH coming from GlaxoSmithKline's #1 Valtrex supplier.
If your brain burped up a question mark at the name "Grindr," Grindr is an app that some gay dudes use to find other nearby gay dudes to fuck on. It's also an app people can use to see the only men in the world that Wonky hasn't fucked for an 8-ball. Wonky's friend was showing her how Grindr works and that made her queef up these words of wisdom:
"Ewww! Eww. To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.... I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You'll like, die of AIDS."
You know, I sort of know how Wonky feels. I would be so scared if I were Wonky McValtrex, because you're like, already dead inside. But the most hilarious part is how Wonky's rep tried to spin it.
Paris Hilton's comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease. The conversation became heated, after a close gayfriend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex. He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone's sexual orientation.
Okay, so gays aren't disgusting, just horny gays with AIDS are disgusting. This changes EVERYTHING, because when I want to know what's "disgusting," I ask a dumb trollop skank who regularly hangs out with Brandon "Fat Elvis" Davis. But now that this dingle-brained talking used condom has reminded us that she exists by leaking this recording, we can go back to forgetting about her and I can go and reopen all those porn site tabs.
And go to Radar if the YouTube above doesn't work.
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Brandon Davis creeps me the fuck out. He has dead eyes and looks like he's other than human. When we're unlucky enough to be confronted with a picture of him, I always wonder when the dead hookers are going to be discovered.
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:13pm.
Nah, that sight is bs. She's 5'4." We were exactly eye to eye. Her torso makes her look tall in photos. Kind of like Gwen Stephani, who is thin with long legs, but is also my height. She was tiny on stage
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Are you talking about Paris? She's at least 5'10.
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She only said what most people in our society think about gay men but is ashamed to voice it.
The image of gay men are linked with promiscuity and lack of morals. The actual counter examples are so few and the image of a depraved gay man so solidified by the worst behavior of some gay men through the years that people can't think in other way: For them ( our society ) gay men disqualify themselves from being pervs ( without any exception ).
The look on that orangutan's face (above) says it all.
Sometimes trash has money. No brain, but money. No brain, but herpes. No brain, but wonkey eyes.
E! had a video on this story, with a trashy history of PH's greatest moments, then seemingly took it down on its site and another site. I wonder...
this chick was dumb enough to go to jail
This is the same cumdumpster who was so oblivious, she went on Larry King (speaking of oblivious) to deny she'd ever so much as smoked weed on the same day the internets were blowing up with pics, videos, and audios of her doing everything from weed to coke to 'shrooms.
Wow. Run-on sentence much, Dog?
*shakes bon bon*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:58pm.
And is anyone shocked by the dumb things she says? I thought she turned irrelevant five years ago?
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seriously. I think we were still friends the last time she was relevant.
;) haha
lololololol!!!!
I will respect educators, philanthropists, common hard-working individuals carrying AIDS. It is not the first non-curable, nor will it be the last. It does not define a person's achievements.
What is unacceptable, and defines a person completely, is the storage unit deadbeat, the herpderp denial FAIL, the wonk-eye wonder (symmetry FAIL), the pot/coke FAIL; the toddler-wailing arrestee (stilll LMAO, emotional maturity FAIL), the 10th grade dropout (education FAIL), the reality show FAIL, the "DJ" (Fking LOL talent/ear for music FAIL!), the pink car (LOL visual/taste FAIL), the cut out of inheritance doof (no concept how embarrassing she is within her legacy circles FAIL). Paris would be "scared" if she were a "gay guy" and not at all these FAILS?? lol. I know I left a handful more fails out.
And this gem from 2006 - “Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees,” a source says. “But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14626191/
Jiminy fk, let a sinkhole open up beneath her.
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I had a brief encounter with Paris recently (she was high as a freaking kite, incidentally) and Brandon Davis was with her. He looks to have slimmed down and de-greased a bit. It took me a minute to recognize him because he actually looked attractive.
Womanoftheyear -- I know what it's like to not get closure; has happened to me a lot. I know it's very important in the Jewish religion for them to marry one another. However, you scored a mini Chris Meloni -- how hot is that? Enjoy him, believe me, I would -- good for you!!! Sorry I'm responding so late. *hugs*
And again, I didn't mean to offend with my foot size comments. All the sizes you ladies mentioned are proportional for your heights. I think what Paris claims she has is wrong. She's like the Shaquille O'Neal of women as far as her feet go -- for realz. And I do have a midget foot for my height.
I'm confused. Is that supposed to be Hilton in that clip speaking? Even though the voice is entirely different from any that I've heard her speak in?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:33pm.
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LOL Whamo, but.... you sounded pretty ready to go a short while ago
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LOL, come on now Reason, I was just saying you don't need to grab a skinny ass if you don't want to and then mentioned the "look maw no hands" approach.....that is all.
*shifty eyes board daring response*
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:30pm.
Well I haven't been in almost 5 years but go to the loon. Go on weeknight - they have awesome food and stroooooooooong drinks. It's a complete dive. On the weekends it can get a bit fratty. I love that place though!
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I don't give a flying fuck to what that vapid bitch has to say, but I am annoyed as shit that one, its TOO damn expensive to ride a cab in the city now. You need a CREDIT CARD to ride cause its so freaking expensive. NOW to add insult to injury, you can't have a conversation with friend in a cab without being recorded and sold to the media. Hungry ass mutherfuckers. HATE CABBIES.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:25pm.
Uptown is so intimidating to me. I feel like I should only go there on weeknights, when the casual people go (apparently some of my grunge friends love the place). When I walked into Idle Rich, 90 percent of the people were blond, even the guys! It was scary to a "hipster"-looking girl like me lol. I should try more bars in that area. Greenville is back up as is deep ellum, but the latter is still sometimes too quiet. But they brought back trees!
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 5:19pm.
Oh man, I used to love Idle Rich. Not an SMU kid but I lived in Uptown for 5 years. I lived in the West Village across from Krogers. I really miss The Loon that place was my fav!
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I don't understand this top spinning thing???
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:58pm.
I tried that too. Maybe you and Miss Jane are right *shameface*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:47pm
There are guys like that, I swear lol. Look at porn these days! I've read interviews abotu porn stars getting breast reductions to adopt a more "youthful" *blech* look. Look at the actresses everyone calls hot. Fashion has made flat boobies the rage in some circles. But I still like mine.
Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:44pm
The SMU stereotype is bad enough (ever been to Idle Rich on a Saturday???), but an SMU HIPSTER??? EWWWW.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:13pm.
Nah, that sight is bs. She's 5'4." We were exactly eye to eye. Her torso makes her look tall in photos. Kind of like Gwen Stephani, who is thin with long legs, but is also my height. She was tiny on stage.
Wait who said this? Oh...Paris Hilton, ass farts make more sense then anything she has to say.
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I was enjoying not hearing about this thing.
@ catholicschoolgirl "Looks like the ancient Mayans and the Book of Revelation were right - we now have the Four Famewhores of the Apocalypse in place: Blowhan, Lardassian, Wonky and Amanda Bynes (need a name for her). Let the plagues begin."
Yes, the first being plagued with fame whores!
Like it matters if Paris Hilton is still alive.
I really, really, really take offense to Brandon Davis being called "fat Elvis". Elvis in his heaviest days, was never was a greasy, snobby, piggish slob.
He was a true legend; a talent and voice that will never be seen again.
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I havent been to Perez Hilton since my friend posted a link a million years ago..How is he still around?
Speaking of the cab situation, our teachers always told us in class to always act as if the cameras are on us. In other words, don't say stupid, ignorant shit.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:58pm.
And is anyone shocked by the dumb things she says? I thought she turned irrelevant five years ago?
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seriously. I think we were still friends the last time she was relevant.
;) haha
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:59pm.
She has them. Not all gay guys do.
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Submitted by beb on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:54pm.
This from the woman who coined the phrase "That's Hot."
Go pick one of your scabs, you insufferable cunt.
What's the difference between one of her scabs and the scabs of sexually promiscuous men?
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Not defending Paris Hilton in the LEAST but how f'ed up is our world now that you can't have a conversation in a cab w/o it being plastered all over the internet?! Scary world people.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:14pm.
1. So there must be a large sign saying "Video Surveillance" or "Security Camera" or something. That makes her reeeeally dumb.
2. Oh, I bet two passengers in the back of a cab have some expectation of privacy. But see No. 1 above.
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This from the woman who coined the phrase "That's Hot."
Go pick one of your scabs, you insufferable cunt.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:33pm.
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LOL Whamo, but.... you sounded pretty ready to go a short while ago... at least you set the record straight... sort of. hahahahah *just kidding ya* ;p
Valtrex is still a dumbass.
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I would like to know what kind of self-respecting gay would be friends with Ms. Hilton.
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Looks like the ancient Mayans and the Book of Revelation were right - we now have the Four Famewhores of the Apocalypse in place: Blowhan, Lardassian, Wonky and Amanda Bynes (need a name for her). Let the plagues begin.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:33pm.
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"The woman's built like 40 miles of Texas highway; no curves."
there's a "plenty of roadkill on that particular highway" joke in there that i can't quite put together...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Cookie:
I would say that she is a dumb c_nt that has a moment of clarity once in awhile.
Most of "them" don't care about monogamy, celibacy or morality. Goes with their messed up brain.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:16pm.
your desire to name call and be hyperbolic makes you pathetically unable to write an on-point, witty, responsive comment. you did not even notice that i assigned to you "common sense" as well as the c-word. an intelligent, funny dlisted commenter could and would have whipped that around on me as an unintentional compliment. i see you don't have that skill. all you can do is make up something i never said and repeat the same old tired c-word.
you are both so easy and so dumb it's hilarious. thanks for the laughs once again, Cookie.
/always laughing at your stupid ass
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:33pm.
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Simple, knees down, shoulders down, ass up...look maw no hands:D
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Sorry fellas, I'll have to sit this one out. The woman's built like 40 miles of Texas highway; no curves.
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LOL, Bamer I was just saying you don't need to grab anything if you don't want to. I'd sit out as well. Never thought she was remotely hot enough.
It's not right to record a private conversation but DNGAF about this ignoramus. Dumbass Valtrex is no role model... LMAO this was leaked.
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Of course it's the cabbie's fault she said it!! Just like it was the storage unit owner's fault she left her works, pipes, bong, and valtrex prescription bottles in there.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:16pm.
You were the one that said you were the "dumb cunt of the board", so what are YOU talking about?
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:25pm.
We'll have to agree to disagree. There are stereotypes for a reason, and this is one that rings true.
Somebody please remember she already played the "gay slur" card way back in the day. She's just trying to get her name out there again. FAIL.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:02pm.
And this is one reason why I actually prefer the Kardashians over Wonky. Her schtick was making fun of other people who didn't have as much money as her or were 'unattractive' or whatever.
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In Wonky's defense (ugh -- kill me now!!), at least she's upfront about her cuntiness. The Kuntrashian beasts are all nicey nicey to their fans on camera but then make fun of those poor morons behind their backs.
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Paris wouldn't do that in front of her fans faces though. She was the same in her shows. She woukd wait to be out of earshot. And every time time she says something completely vile, it's recorded and she certainly didn't want those recordings to be leaked. : S
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