Open Post: Hosted By Benicio Del Toro

September 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s Benicio Del Toro leaving Annabel’s restaurant in London last night while doing all of the following:

1. Summing up the shitty as an enema from hell day I’ve had in one picture. (Seriously, you know you’ve had a jacked up day and are extra hazy in the brains when it takes you a good 5 seconds to realize that you’re washing a banana peel instead of a fork.)
2. Showing us what it looks like when you think you’re extra hard and try to match Tara Reid cocktail for cocktail while staring at her face.
3. Displaying the same face everyone made after finding out that his wolf jizz knocked up Kimbo Stewart.
4. Having a natural reaction to inhaling one of Tommy Girl’s man chowder-scented butt queefs.

I’m going to grab a bottle of anything mind-numbing, put this picture next to a mirror and keep guzzling down the sweet nectar until my drunk face matches Benicio’s drunk face.

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