Open Post: Hosted By Benicio Del Toro
Here's Benicio Del Toro leaving Annabel's restaurant in London last night while doing all of the following:
1. Summing up the shitty as an enema from hell day I've had in one picture. (Seriously, you know you've had a jacked up day and are extra hazy in the brains when it takes you a good 5 seconds to realize that you're washing a banana peel instead of a fork.)
2. Showing us what it looks like when you think you're extra hard and try to match Tara Reid cocktail for cocktail while staring at her face.
3. Displaying the same face everyone made after finding out that his wolf jizz knocked up Kimbo Stewart.
4. Having a natural reaction to inhaling one of Tommy Girl's man chowder-scented butt queefs.
I'm going to grab a bottle of anything mind-numbing, put this picture next to a mirror and keep guzzling down the sweet nectar until my drunk face matches Benicio's drunk face.
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@ DD: that's what i was afraid of. be really careful now, please -- you were already having respiratory issues, and now your lungs are further compromised. this seems type of situation ripe for pneumonia, pleurisy, etc.
i'm hanging in -- thanks for asking, and thanks for your support. keep calm and carry on, fuck it and drive on, all that...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I am pretty sure that's a moncler jacket that. Tommy's wearing
@ Foxxy.
I sucked up a lot of smoke tonight. I feel like with my strep throat and all I might as well remove the last bit of air in my lungs. LOL ah well, thank god the fire went out and the house didn't burn down.
How are things with you Foxxy? I never got a chance to say that I've been sending out good thoughts into the great unknown and that all turns out okay for you.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:18am.
holy shit, DD -- hope you're ok and did not breathe in too much of that stuff!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh what an evening. I set my oven on self-clean and a fire started inside. Smoke was billowing out and the place just reeks. I unplugged the stove and opened all the windows but it too forever to clear out. Got my heart a racing for sure.
what the hell is up with Benicio -and That Ring?
is he using the ring as some sort of deflector shield? or more like a reflector so that he can attempt to see where he is going by shining more light in the direction he is trying to walk?
dude looks so baked.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Mike, on TMJ, are you experiencing a lot of pain? Have you tried warm or cold compresses on the sides of your face? It's surprisingly relaxing. ;)
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@diamonddog you can dry basil and I like to toss it in the food processor throw in some olive oil and then add it to mayonnaise or add it to wine vinegar.
If kitty is eating like a pig and skinny might have a tape worm.
Just turned on AC 360 and Wolf Blitzer is sitting in for my luvah Anderson! pffffffffft Christine be not proud! Oh, I mean Sandwich Queen be not proud!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:48pm.
Gnight, Dog
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:45pm.
Mike, sorry. I'm on my phone. Jack Russells are cute :)
Are you going to get another dog some day?
Yeah, and he was very mellow for a Jack Russell.
I'm sure I'll get another dog some day.
I'm on my BB and it's being a complete beeotch so I'm going to sign off. Have a nice night, everyone.
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Mike, sorry. I'm on my phone. Jack Russells are cute :)
Are you going to get another dog some day?
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:25pm.
My nephew named his goldfish "Rover".
*sigh*
Well, my sister named her first cat Ms. Pac-Man. He was alive (at my parents )' up until a few years ago.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:36pm.
Here's one to make you bawl, a quote from a vet who sees many abused animals: The dog is the only living creature who will lick the hand of its murderer.
And yes, even after all this time, I still get teary when I read that.
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*shuffles in and out and in and fml
Cant' *loses shit ugh out {hugs all; hope remains
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:34pm.
Mike what kind of dog did you hate? 18 is a good age for any kind of dog!
Have, you mean? :)
He was a Jack Russell.
Here's one to make you bawl, a quote from a vet who sees many abused animals: The dog is the only living creature who will lick the hand of its murderer.
And yes, even after all this time, I still get teary when I read that.
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Dogs love so unconditionally. It's sad how some assholes treat them.
Have a nice night :)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:10pm.
Glambert, she is working at least another three usernames at this time (at least what i have seen today), and for everyone banned, there are two more coming back. Fuck getting her banned at this point, i point her out to people who care to know, if they don`t wanna know, they can skip my posts and wait to get burned.
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Well, let's have 'em.
*waits patiently*
Mike what kind of dog did you hate? 18 is a good age for any kind of dog!
C6 that's so sad. It reminds me of Hachi
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:21pm.
Great! My cat's hyper under normal circumstances.
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Well, the vet said that type of behavior isn't unusual but I don't think it's the norm, either.
My nephew named his goldfish "Rover".
*sigh*
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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:26pm.
Evening C6!
I can't look at that story.
My dog's been gone for four years, and I still miss him. He lived to be eighteen, and I'd had him since he was a puppy.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:24pm.
Evening all! I just watched this cute series of interviews called My Dog: An Unconditional Love Story
Twatty if you're around your boyfriend CM was in it with his rescue.
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Did you guys see the german shepherd mix who for six years has been at his owner's grave? Don't make me lose my shit with thsese unconditional love stories. http://thefw.com/dog-guards-owners-grave/
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:21pm.
Great! My cat's hyper under normal circumstances.
Evening all! I just watched this cute series of interviews called My Dog: An Unconditional Love Story
Twatty if you're around your boyfriend CM was in it with his rescue.
Mike, when we had our little diva's teefs cleaned, it was a mess. She came home still sleepy from the anesthesia and even slept a little. But then it was like someone shot a can of pepper up her tailpipe because she got hyper and spent the entire night prowling the house, meowing and yowling and yodeling at the top of her lungs. No one got any sleep. The vet said that's not unusual. Ugh.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:12pm.
Just over $220 to have my cat's teeth cleaned. He's still angry with me.
Submitted by C6 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:10pm.
C6, I don't know what they hell you are saying.
I'll have to re-read it tomorrow morning.
I'm thinking you are telling me it's OK to say
Fuck?
Night.
Mike, styling product! Ha!
I am the only mother I know who never cut her kids' hair. I love them way too much to do that to them. If I wanted to punish my boys when they were younger, I'd make them wear a suit and tie to school.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:03pm.
've said it before - you wanna throw out the word cunt? Then don't get offended by the words nigger, faggot and the like. These are hideous names given to people about things they cannot help. Sex, orientation, race etc. So anyone tossing that word around and then bitches about other words can kiss my ass.
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Agree. (C. Hitchens would too and that fker READ/TALKED/ANALYZED rings around us).
They are all slang. Say one; say/think the other. Equal opportunity. No picking and choosing. Something I've always said when my daughter was slanged' out was "Do you think the word means anything? Do you even give a shit? Because this is logic. Boolean. If, then, and/ors. Meaning, we all can allow a word or a thought to take precedence. But, what we accomplish suppresses all thoughts/words. If accomplishments suppresses all, then one slang is shut down like the next 9 slangs.
*shuffles away
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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan (RIP C.Hitchens, Winehouse, Houston, MCA, Diller, NArmstrong, MCDuncan, TScott) *caprica six was/is here*
*pops open the Moscato*
WHAT'S GOOD?
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:06pm.
I'd probably let you. I only need a light trim. Modge Podge would be more of a styling product, I'd think.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:00pm
You know I do:) and I don't care:)
The only good thing about aging:) and being wise hahahahahahahah or wise ass:)
Night Mike.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
I can't recall anything of note, some I'm thinking no.
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I was looking earlier for that stinky Irish Fury ho because I had a really good insult to hurl at her but then I realized she wouldn't get it. Oh well.
Sooooooo. A hair cut.
*eyes Modge Podge*
Need help?
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:11pmIt's hard 'cause I have the filthiest mouth ever
Me too! But damn, I'm trying to fucking clean it up. Especially Fuck. I've got to quit saying that outloud. It really is not a classy broad:)
Just so you all know, you are not helping. You all have gutter mouths. Well, most of you do.
Yesterday, Mr and I went to Sweet Tomatoes for lunch and as we were leaving, this giant man was on my fking heels to get to his car. I hate that.
I'm short and I do not like giant people in my space. Well, I move to the right and tell Mr.
"Let me get out of his fucking way since he is in such a GD hurry" Yes, I deliberately said it loud enough for him to hear it. Mr. goes, "well, at least if I have to protect you, I can take this guy" Really, gotta stop saying Fuxk. It is really a shitty/bad form thing to do.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:20pm
Glambert, I want to say something to you. Sometimes the rage and anger I read in your posts really bother me. But I was thinking about you last night (yes, I was) and I thought, you know
If I loved someone and wanted to be committed to that person for life and our legal system would not allow it---I'd be pretty angry as well.
I cannot begin to understand what that would be like.
On another note, I do have a problem with the word Cunt (yes I actually spelled it out) I know it's used here frequently and I do keep my mouth shut but you know Glambert, for most people, men and women over the age of say 45, this word just isn't used. Maybe it's OK for younger people but
bottom line it is the vilest word to use to a woman. Now, I know it actually does apply on a rare occasion but I don't know if the person you call that would really care. I think she is a he.
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THIS!!!!
I've said it before - you wanna throw out the word cunt? Then don't get offended by the words nigger, faggot and the like. These are hideous names given to people about things they cannot help. Sex, orientation, race etc. So anyone tossing that word around and then bitches about other words can kiss my ass.
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Dark-sided!
ETA - Jacks, LOL!
"Forloin" = get me mah vibrator, make me a steak Ho! in Brit accent, maybe
But, LS said "forlorn" which = longing, desertion *sighs
*heads spinny/vino'd; jellies?; outs, xo Jacks
**so spinny I'm a mess.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:37pm
Boston Terrier?
I'm lurking in comments:) My first glass of wine on an empty stomach. On the Rocks Mike:)
That's all right. Just don't do it in public.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
I can't recall anything of note, some I'm thinking no.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:37pm.
Mike needs a haircut.
*contemplates commencing rag*
Nah. Too easy.
Okay, enough! A white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie to anyone who can definitively tell me WTH kind of dog is in mah avie.
Brussels Griffon?
Where were you last night? I blew my dog whistle but you never appeared.
^^^
Church until 9 and then the gym. Did I miss anything good? Besides you, of course.
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*googles forloin*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:40pm.
thanks, UBF. wow, i was way off -- thought you were in GB ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:37pm
Boston Terrier?
I'm lurking in comments:) My first glass of wine on an empty stomach. On the Rocks Mike:)
{{{CAPPY}}}
Farty, really? I could have sworn it were a pug!
*hands over cookie*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:37pm.
Mike needs a haircut.
*contemplates commencing rag*
Nah. Too easy.
Okay, enough! A white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie to anyone who can definitively tell me WTH kind of dog is in mah avie.
Brussels Griffon?
Where were you last night? I blew my dog whistle but you never appeared.
{{Doggg and everyone}}}
Just lost my shit laughing on old Parasite, Blohan and Sheen quotes and with that I'm out, lmao. *leaves The Path p.noir fresh bottle for all
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Dog. Boxer. My friend has one who looks just like your avie. Side eye not that good, though.
Foxxy, i have no idea what you are talking about or how to help you. I am a German now living in TX and i dont watch anything on TV aside from Storage wars and American Pickers and Seinfeld... No help in that department...
Mike needs a haircut.
*contemplates commencing rag*
Nah. Too easy.
Okay, enough! A white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie to anyone who can definitively tell me WTH kind of dog is in mah avie.
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