Night Crumbs

September 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Either a plastic surgeon pulled, stuffed rotated Courtney Stodden’s mug or somehow not wearing Playboy pink frosted lipstick took her entire face from “plastic iguana toy slowly melting under a heat lamp” to actual human who breathes in oxygen – The Superficial 

Taylor Swift and Avil Lavigne must be co-designing sweaters for GOOP now – Lainey Gossip

The Globe really missed an opportunity to give their totally hilarious “Obama is gay” story the headline: OBOTTOMA! – Towleroad

Eva Longoria’s tramp stamp makes it look like she just farted up the holy cross – Hollywood Tuna 

Khloe Kardashian makes it so easy – Drunken Stepfather

It’s like looking at Amanda Bynes’ thought process - The Berry 

Jessica Simpson and Baby Maxwell are practically twinsies in the face – Celebitchy

“MAGGIE THE CAT IS ALIVE… even though she acts like she’s a mumbling corpse”Just Jared

Kelsey Grammer was just chapped in the ass because Camille Grammer was wearing HIS dress in the picture – ICYDK

MiserAlba knows how to dress for pilates class – Popoholic

Blake Lively should be on blunt watch instead, because she’s obviously just taking a few extra tokes in her trailer – IDLYITW

Les Miserables does it live – Popsugar

The Dr. Who defense is the best defense – OMG Blog

“No laughs from the Obama peanut gallery!” is what Clint Eastwood said to those empty chairs a second after this picture was taken – SOW

Obviously, you’re paying extra for every sparkly RPattz tear on Reese Witherspoon’s bathroom floor – Cityrag

Insert your very own “Carmen Electra slurping to get to the cream in the middle” joke here – Hollywood Rag 

Kate Moss is just pregnant with a bloat baby made of coke and whiskey - I’m Not Obsessed



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