Night Crumbs
Either a plastic surgeon pulled, stuffed rotated Courtney Stodden’s mug or somehow not wearing Playboy pink frosted lipstick took her entire face from “plastic iguana toy slowly melting under a heat lamp” to actual human who breathes in oxygen – The Superficial
Taylor Swift and Avil Lavigne must be co-designing sweaters for GOOP now – Lainey Gossip
The Globe really missed an opportunity to give their totally hilarious “Obama is gay” story the headline: OBOTTOMA! – Towleroad
Eva Longoria’s tramp stamp makes it look like she just farted up the holy cross – Hollywood Tuna
Khloe Kardashian makes it so easy – Drunken Stepfather
It’s like looking at Amanda Bynes’ thought process – The Berry
Jessica Simpson and Baby Maxwell are practically twinsies in the face – Celebitchy
“MAGGIE THE CAT IS ALIVE… even though she acts like she’s a mumbling corpse” – Just Jared
Kelsey Grammer was just chapped in the ass because Camille Grammer was wearing HIS dress in the picture – ICYDK
MiserAlba knows how to dress for pilates class – Popoholic
Blake Lively should be on blunt watch instead, because she’s obviously just taking a few extra tokes in her trailer – IDLYITW
Les Miserables does it live – Popsugar
The Dr. Who defense is the best defense – OMG Blog
“No laughs from the Obama peanut gallery!” is what Clint Eastwood said to those empty chairs a second after this picture was taken – SOW
Obviously, you’re paying extra for every sparkly RPattz tear on Reese Witherspoon’s bathroom floor – Cityrag
Insert your very own “Carmen Electra slurping to get to the cream in the middle” joke here – Hollywood Rag
Kate Moss is just pregnant with a bloat baby made of coke and whiskey – I’m Not Obsessed