Musicians carrying any form of the good shit on their tour bus need to be like Louise from Thelma & Louise and not drive through Texas, because doing so could completely mess up their high. Fiona Apple obviously didn’t learn from Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, because last night she was busted in Sierra Blanco, the same TX town where Snoop and Willie were busted in, for having hash on her bus. Fiona’s tour bus was stopped during an inspection checkpoint and when the sweet scent of a Bob Marley fart filled the cops’ nostrils, they checked the bus and the party was over.
TMZ says that Fiona only had a little bit of hash, but they still put her in handcuffs, dragged her to jail and made her pose in front of the mug shot camera while she made the same face I’d make if someone just snatched my stash. For some reason, Fiona is still sitting in a cell right now.
Never mind that when Fiona was being put into a cuffs, drug dealers driving a van stuffed with 50 kilos of coke probably drove by, what in “Wednesday Addams working at a Footlocker” hell is she wearing? The cops aren’t right for ruining Fiona’s buzz and they really aren’t right for letting homegirl get her picture taken looking like that.