The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 20th!

Told he'd be the perfect fit in what was described as "a threesome to end all threesomes," Satan walked in, saw the two of them, narrowed his eyes and said, "Nope. Too much." - MeowMeow

Runners-up:

This fall on Lifetime: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in "The Zsa Zsa Gabor Story". In this dramatic clip, Frederic breaks the news to his wife that her leg was amputated six months earlier. - prommom

"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"

"Well, you got Syphilis on my Herpes!" - Poopele

Birkin, Mac computer, Chanel and Charlie Sheen in bed. Never stop fighting for your dream of living without dignity. God bless! - Deb

OMG is that my career lying dead on the floor, or yours? - crankenstein

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Submitted by C6 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:38pm.

LOL, all of these! Congrats winners!

(Heard a group of students on campus talking about MK's DL today! They were fking talking about the caption contest!! For serious real. I just kept silent and smirked on by them. We be the shit, just saying)

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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:03pm.

One of the best caption this to date...congrats to the winners and much love to Deb!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 1:34pm.

Congrats winners!!! SO good, all of them!

♥Deb!!♥

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STELLAR captions!!! Congrats all!!! LMAO big time.

Submitted by crankenstein on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 11:43am.

So proud to have made it in this tough competition. congrats all - prom mom big props. really funny

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I think that was the best group of winners I've ever seen!

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lmfao prommom! very good!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 10:14am.

Congrats, MeowMeow! Also funny as hell - prommom, Poopele (genius!), and crankenstein!
Thanks guys! God bless!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:47am.

This one is the best IMHO-funny as hell!
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"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"

"Well, you got Syphilis on my Herpes!" - Poopele

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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by prommom on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:41am.

Than kew, Vernita.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:38am.

ahahahah these were so funny! prommom's was my fave! congrats Deb♥ and all the winners!

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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 9:19am.

These were all skeevtastic, but prommom's was epic!

Yay Deb!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:57am.

fantastic ones up there, congrats winners!!

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:54am.

Awesome wins today, guys! Well done!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:54am.

Haha good job, especially to Deb and cranken!

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Wooooooowwwwwww...what a caption day!!! Awesome job, winners!! I actually did LOL!

Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:46am.

These all ROCK! Congrats and thanks for making my day start with laughter.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:45am.

Poopeles made me laugh! Cranks was supoib also! Congrats winners!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:45am.

Funny! Yay, Deb!

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Haha, Poopele.

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omg these are all great LOL!!!!!!!!!!

congrats Everybody!!

"You got Herpes on my Syphilis!"

"Well, you got Syphilis on my Herpes!" -

THAT made me almost choke on my Starfucks though...

Submitted by tojo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:08am.

Congrats all! MeowMeow good one!

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Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:05am.

"But Charlie, I don't have that STD yet!"

Submitted by dickhard on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 7:04am.

Why is my anus so sore? I don't know Charlie but so is mine!

Submitted by karen on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:57am.

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 7:51pm.

Lindsay: Oh wait...I forgot my lines.

Charlie: Don't worry...there's plenty more where those came from. "WINNING" ba dum chi *hi hat nois

fucking hilarious!!!!

Submitted by karen on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:55am.

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

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Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 10:46pm.

Douchebag. Asshat. Cheap sheets. New STD. Keep living your dreams!!! God bless.

you rock, mturtle. great reference to lindseys stupid pic of her computer, chanel, etc. living the dream indeed!thanks for making me smile!

Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 6:58am.

OMG, i could have sworn you were SamRo!

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What waking up in Hell must look like.

Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 1:23am.

The moment it dawns on each that the other is "The One." (Followed by Spike Jones music)
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