Thursday, September 20th 2012
BREAKING: Brit Brit Sings Live For Real (I Think)
My ass is sorry for being slower than usual with the posts today. I just temporarily blacked out into a long coma after watching this clip from last night's X-Factor of Our Lady of Cheetos using her vocal cords to actually produce singing sounds. I didn't think this was possible! Either the end is nearer than we thought or she's lip-synching to a track sung by an injured bird with laryngitis lying on the back of a bumpy pick-up truck.
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I don't care how shitty she sounds, I still love her. LOVE HER. =D
If you pause it at :53, that's the look of a girl who's battled eating disorders and is scared to fucking DEATH of that cake.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
OK, first things first. Shitney's voice sucks. But that is not news.
In her defense, NOBODY can sing "Happy Birthday to YOU".
You could have the Lyric Opera Company try to get together and sing that song, and it would sound like shit.
Annie Lennox and Freddie Mercury would have fucked it up in a duet. There's just something about that song! It's cursed or something.
Hey, at least this cake was taken out of its box!
https://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/britney-spears-birthday-part...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Demi's wig. WRF?
Ah well, she tried. I agree with others-what's going on with her and Demi's hair? I've seen better extensions jobs done on friends at a high street, no name hairdresser! I do feel a bit for Britney, I'm the same age and can't imagine being forced into showbiz as a kid and having to go through years of crap. I always wonder does she really still HAVE to work? Surely she must have enough coin to buy somewhere nice and chill out? And what's Louis doing across the pond?!
was she yodelling?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Ok. Found a spot with service That was HORRIBLE! Look at how unsure of herself she is after singing.
I love Brit's dress. I'd like it in either black or red.
I hate how nobody can just sing a goddamn note anymore without ornamentally torturing it to death. Somebody needs to tell all these bitches they're NOT Stevie the fuck Wonder.
At least Brit's on pitch. No small thing either these days.
/dyke Grandpa Simpson
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Dammit, Happy Birthday is one of the simplest songs you can sing, and she STILL fucks it up. Stop trying to yodel like Xtina, you simpleton.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hehe @jack and I didn't even recognize Demi with that tumbleweed on her head
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:38pm.
trust me, not being able to see is a blessing not a curse
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
TexnDoc, seriously! I stopped smoking pot almost 11 months ago, and now I can hit all the high notes I couldn't sing for years when I was smoking. If I were a professional, no way would I risk smoking and ruining my voice!
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:31pm.
She's Britney Spears and THAT is the cake they come up with? I've seen better cakes @ Stop n' Shop.
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that was a grocery store cake. No real baker would make that shit.
They sent an aide out last minute to go get a cake was what that was.
Full of preservatives and dyes.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:33pm.
Is it me, or does she sound more like Jessica Simpson now?
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I thought the same thing! And does her boyfriend EVER leave her side? But then again, there was fire involved.
To be fair, non-Cajun, country Louisiana accents sound a bit like country Texas accents. I've always thought Jessica sounded like Britney if Britney could belt and would actually attempt to sing.
Who's the bitch that collected all the dirty hair in a shower drain and made a weave out of it?
BOOOOOOOO! I can't see it.
That was shockingly bad. But who smokes and expects to keep their singing voice. If she's going that route she needs to Edith Piaf it up and smoke and drink onstage and sing sad torch songs.
I am not a hairdresser. Having said that, I could weave some shit into whatever existing hair these two have and have it look better than it does. Blonde hair doesn't blend as well as darker hair, but for Gods sake. It doesn't have to look like THAT.
She has no self awareness at all, she somehow has made it over a decade as a pop star and doesn't even realize she can't sing. This wasn't just a simple, straight forward Happy Birthday, she was trying to do runs and failing miserably.
Christina is not pushing the button to turn her chair for this. Britney should be aware of this fact. I nearly died listening to her attempt to do basic runs and fail.
Is it me, or does she sound more like Jessica Simpson now?
And this bish is judging singing talent?
That was shit!!
I've heard a cat stuck in a blender that sounded better than that shit...
She's Britney Spears and THAT is the cake they come up with? I've seen better cakes @ Stop n' Shop.
That was terrible!!!
and what the FUCK is that hair on Lovato?
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
I love Brit Brit. Won't watch :(
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I like Brit Brit.
Fucking awful.
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