Amanda Bynes Thinks She's Doing "Amazing"
Amanda Bynes took a break from pouring out her deepest thoughts to inanimate objects and spending hours secretly plotting the demise of Disney in a clothing store dressing room to call up People and tell them that she's doing aaaaaaah-maaaaay-zing even though she's one crazy step away from waving her exposed clit at cars on the streets of San Diego. As Amanda's father tries to find out if she's actually a Lohan by sneaking into the last stall in a Long Island bathroom to collect a drop of whiskey-infused drool trickling down a passed out White Oprah's chin, Amanda mixed up a bitchplease-tini by stirring together equal parts denial and delusion:
"I'm doing amazing. I am retired as an actor. I am moving to New York to launch my career. I am going to do a fashion line. I am not talking about being arrested for DUI because I don't drink, and I don't drink and drive. It is all false."
Yeah, my guess is that "amazing" is a new street drug that's basically weed cut with bath salts.
The world would be a much prettier place if a lot of hos walked around wearing fur face masks by Amanda Bynes, but if TMZ is telling the truth, she should probably move into the bottom bunk under LeAnn Rimes at that spa pretending to be a treatment center instead of moving to NYC. Because TMZ says that on Tuesday night at Equinox in West Hollywood, Amanda did this during spin class:
Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes.
Once Amanda found a replacement -- closer to the room's giant mirror -- we're told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a "tiny black strapless push up bra ... not a sports bra."
Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we're told Amanda stopped cycling again -- this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse ... and reapply her makeup.
According to sources, the actress was doing her makeup -- lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang -- for ten full minutes before the instructor grew furious and told her to get out, claiming he couldn't BELIEVE someone was doing makeup in the middle of his spin class.
Amanda then left the room and the class continued.
But really, the spin class fuckery isn't even that weird to me. I've never been in a spin class, but if I ever did take one, I'd do the same exact shit. Except instead of touching up my beauty I'd be eating two McDonald's cheeseburgers while looking at porn on my iPhone, because even thinking about burning calories is tiring work.
With all that being said, I'm still waiting for the moment when we find out this is just another elaborate performance art production from the mind of Casey Affleck.
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It's so obvi she's doing this shit for attention. I hope no one writes a story about her ever again, then she'd probably legitimately go crazy.
And seriously, I can't believe she's even considered famous, has she ever even been in a movie?
I'm betting she's in Ambien blackouts.
A friend got addicted to it & we never knew she was on anything, until she started acting very strangely. She was functional, and even drove, no accidents, and would take 3-4 at a time during the day, several times a day. She seemed ok one minute, then would do something bizarre (like Mandy) and she would have very little recall, like a blackout on alcohol.
She finally quit, but she said it was the most relaxing, amazing high & still misses it.
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For someone who wears a ton of make-up she sure likes to cover it up! Haven't seen her face in months. Does she have one?? She also had a clothing line called "Dear" and it went out of business. What's next... "Oh, Dear"??
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Well, she doesn't use her Twitter and whatnot to insult people like most of the crazies do. She's in some imaginary world and lives by her own rules, I don't think she's crazy, just going through some sort of midlife-crisis.
It's not okay to drive intoxicated, whether it's alcohol or whatever drug and certainly not okay to flee the scene after causing an accident. And most of all it's inacceptable to drive after the cops took your license away. But other than that I can't hate her. People in the gym are mostly crazy in some sort or the other and I wear whatever bra I like, I didn't even know there was a dresscode for that - and since there seems to be one; I think the people who noticed and felt it was worthy to point out are crazier than her.
She's nuts and rude. Good for the instructor to kick her ass out. And I don't like this "bitchplease-tini" she's serving up either, lmao MK ;p
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She is going off to New York to start a fashion line??? That's cray cray talk.
Supposedly there is a recording of Michael Jackson using a regular man's voice.
But all the Jacksons have those breathy voices ( and those pinched noses).
I had a mongolian scarf; it was super-cosy and warm but I lost it. Hope whoever found it loves it as much as I did.
For why does she have a dead raccoon over her face area and two large purses for? Don't know whether to call animal control for a mauling or what. This whole ensemble is so no, forget her drug/alch probs. And wtfking hell can we NOT enter fall/close out a year without hos cracking??
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That sounds like any other day at a spin class in LA
lol...delusional bitch is delusional...and I cant with those muthafuckin talons. Why geeziss?
@vsminimoose, I see people remove their shirt during spinning all the time too but never to reveal a normal bra underneath. Although, that wouldn't strike me as a psycho, just odd.
@Suzy Farkis, I like working out and the treadmill is great but on the days when you just feel completely unmotivated to be there eating a cheeseburger on the treadmill sounds amazing. hahaha, I just don't think you'd be able to run and eat though, and if he was just walking and eating then what was the point of being in the gym? Just go outside and walk while you eat!
I overuse "awesome" a lot. But then again, I am a stoner.
Hmmm... so she doesn't drink, eh? I guess she forgot about this here thingy called "The Internet" where all those pics & video of her drunkenly stumbling out of Hollywood clubs at 3am (and having to be helped to her car) are stored. Personally, I'm waiting for her to utter the standard whorehan response "it's a setup"...
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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
I blame the Bachelor/Bachelorette for the overuse of the word.
What an amazing journey...
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:26pm.
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"In other words, Michael Jackson was a castrato. A eunuch."
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LOL, this would not surprise me at all Lisbet. Something was going on. As you say no man ESPECIALY at that age talks or sings that high naturally. It's not like he was using a controlled falsetto it was unnaturally high for sure!
oh and op: i dont believe this story but then again i dont spend much time in spinning classes. do people really do dumb shit like this? when im at the gym im too focused on my own workout to pay attention to what anyone else is doing. then again, she is starting some things she'll want attention for, and i think we all know what bad press can do for a clothing line, thanks to lohan and the kardassians.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
It's so amazing when amazing people do amazing things.
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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
LOL! ITA. Amazing IS highly overused. As are "Awesome" and "Epic".
If everything is any of these three words, than nothing is.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:29pm.
Some guy at my gym several years ago had to be asked not to eat cheeseburgers on the treadmill.
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What the hell!? That should be COMMON SENSE...you'd think.
Every time you think humanity can't get any stupider, someone goes and proves you wrong.
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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
I don't think "amazing" means what you think it does, Bumper Car Mandy. Speaking of which -- I do believe it is the most overused word currently on the entire planet.
"Hope you have an amazing birthday!"
"This chicken schwarma is amazing!"
"I have the most amazing children!"
"Coffee sounds amazing right now!"
Or maybe my Facebook friends need a thesaurus. Or maybe I need new friends.
Hi everyone and rant over.
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thank you! someone who feels the same amazing way i feel about the word "amazing"! it was so amazing to read that. i feel amazing now that someone agrees with me. i had a friend that was having an outrageous stupid wedding last year and i sent a gift but didnt go. she sent a thank you note saying the wedding was "amazing" and im like uh huh. you'll be divorced in two years. won't that be amazing?
and chicken shawarma... mmmmmmm...
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Batshit crazy. Just like Brit Shit. Looks like this asshole is going to sell fur like the Olsen trolls.
Delusions of grandeur and psychotic behaviour. Her parents would be doing much more for their daughter to stop being in denial and get her into an EPI program sooner than later. End results are always better to start right away.
Submitted by pixxxie on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:14pm.
Bieber's mom actually said when he cried he sounded like he was singing.
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his father hangs around too.. there was a blind not too long ago about a popular boy singer whos father is getting a lot of action with the girl fans...
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Holy Pedo..wow that's not creepy,aren't all his fans 12 year old little girls!? His old man must be a Pedophile for Pete's sake!!!
HAHAHA this stuff is hilarious! Is Ashton relaunching Punk'd or something? I go to Equinox (NYC though) and spinning classes are always hardcore. I can't even begin to imagine someone stopping to reapply makeup, it boggles my mind and I can totally see an instructor going nuts.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
I don't think "amazing" means what you think it does, Bumper Car Mandy. Speaking of which -- I do believe it is the most overused word currently on the entire planet.
Followed closely by "awesome."
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:17pm.
Man, I am so with you. I am sick and tired of all the FB msgs telling me how one candidate is the devil and the other is an angel, and blah blah blah. It's not just boring, it actively makes me want to vote the opposite of what THEY are trying to convince me to do.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:29pm.
Sorry, I don't see this as Bynes. She's better known as an actress, not a singer, isn't she? And she's not famous enough - and never has been - for the Britney gambit to work. I think it's Miley.
I totally can believe she (along with anyone else in Hwood) would fake a nervous breakdown, but I think that might be somebody else.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:17pm.
I need to block half of mine until the election is over
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Oh yes, me too. Ugh.
Some guy at my gym several years ago had to be asked not to eat cheeseburgers on the treadmill. The guy was eating it as he was running. He didn't understand why he wasn't allowed, it was his lunch break and all, and they had to explain that it didn't promote a healthy image, it was messy, and that the asshole could choke! Another guy came in when they opened which was 6am and figured because there wasn't a lot of people around he could work out in his underpants.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
Or maybe my Facebook friends need a thesaurus. Or maybe I need new friends.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
I've spent all morning telling everyone that Amanda Bynes is going to retire from acting. Have yet to hear from someone that gives a shit. I'll keep trying.
I don't think "amazing" means what you think it does, Bumper Car Mandy. Speaking of which -- I do believe it is the most overused word currently on the entire planet.
"Hope you have an amazing birthday!"
"This chicken schwarma is amazing!"
"I have the most amazing children!"
"Coffee sounds amazing right now!"
Or maybe my Facebook friends need a thesaurus. Or maybe I need new friends.
Hi everyone and rant over.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:14pm.
Bieber's mom actually said when he cried he sounded like he was singing.
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LOL What!! I guess anything for mommies attention.
The guy is how old and his mommy is still hanging around for interviews!? I mean WTF? and how does he STILL look like he's 12? His little baby squirrel nuts haven't dropped yet and are still all tucked up in there waiting for that special day. I guess when they drop it will be the same day he gets his first period too, that will be a special day. She'll have to site him down and tell him "you can't call me mommy anymore" to which he'll climb in her arms and start to "sing"
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my money is on them pumping him with estrogen.. he seriously could be made up to look like a girl.
his father hangs around too.. there was a blind not too long ago about a popular boy singer whos father is getting a lot of action with the girl fans...
I was on the crapberry so I couldn't provide the link for it...but yeah, here's a link for it. She mentions abuse and sexual abuse but doesn't disclose who Justin's father is. She ends up in a psych ward and all kinds of crazy ensues;
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/justin-biebers-mom-pattie-...
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
"You can't not hire me as an actress: I'm retired!"
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DD, actually someone at clinic today has a really nice "flirty skirt" that she got at Marshalls some time back!
I'd wear one if I could find one, as I only wear skirts - no shorts or sweats. I pretty much wear a tennis skirt and fitted tank.
I love tennis dresses though and plan to buy a few when I have some extra $.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:58pm.
really??
*off to google*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
She used to have a fashion line at Dave and Fred's (I'm making that up because I can't remember, but it was two guys' names) where SJP had her "Bitten" line.
I thought it was weird for her to have her own line, but then again I'm not her target demographic.
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Do you have the cute tennis outfits too? I love those little flirty tennis skirts.
Whamo...he sang to her at the end. Awkward. He's 18 & she's like 35 or 36.
DD...must've missed that little gem. Oy. This whole media thing is the promotion of her memoir. lol
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I play a lot of tennis - clincs and competition and I wear makeup. For a coupl of reasons - if I have it on already, I'm not going to take it all off before a workout - I do that in the shower after.
And b) I like wearing some makeup. Maybe I'm insecure in public without it? I don't mind anyone in my home seeing with SANS FARDS but I always look "together" when I'm out and about, including sports.
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Fredfred, I had to google it cuz I thought you were joking. I didn't think she smoked. : /
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:26pm.
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Bieber reminds me of Michael Jackson - minus almost all the talent. There was a conspiracy theory that MJ had been chemically castrated:
"Hey, speaking of voices, did you ever notice how Michael's voice never really changed?
"Here he is at about age 11, singing like an angel sent from Jesus above. And again at 15, same tenor. And here he is at age 22 ... his speaking voice is almost higher...
"Well, one professor of vascular surgery thinks that Michael's consistently high voice was the key to understanding everything about his adult career...
"When Michael Jackson was 12 years old, he started getting zits. Because remember, he was just a normal kid back then, and zits and occasional deodorant misfires are what happen when you're normal and you're 12.
"What wasn't normal, according to Alain Branchereau, was the way Michael's entourage dealt with his face volcanoes. Branchereau's theory is that Michael's family or doctor or the devil in a dermatologist mask treated Michael's acne with a hormone called cyproterone...
"But the thing about cyproterone is that it is a synthetic anti-male hormone -- a drug that knocks the man right out of you by blocking puberty itself. According to Dr. French House, the drug stopped body hair from growing and affected bone growth, leaving Michael with a boyish, narrow, hairless body.
"Most importantly, cyproterone kept the larynx from growing, which was why Michael's voice never changed, why he kept singing throughout his teens without a hitch and why as a full grown man he had a three-octave range.
"In other words, Michael Jackson was a castrato. A eunuch."
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@ Whamo and Guest
Didn't biebs mom also say she has been celibate for 16 years? TMI! Not something I'd proclaim to the media.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 09/20/2012 - 3:14pm.
Bieber's mom actually said when he cried he sounded like he was singing.
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LOL What!! I guess anything for mommies attention.
The guy is how old and his mommy is still hanging around for interviews!? I mean WTF? and how does he STILL look like he's 12? His little baby squirrel nuts haven't dropped yet and are still all tucked up in there waiting for that special day. I guess when they drop it will be the same day he gets his first period too, that will be a special day. She'll have to site him down and tell him "you can't call me mommy anymore" to which he'll climb in her arms and start to "sing"
@ M.E. -- again speculating, of course. but perhaps to entertainers this type of (allegedly) career-advancing scheming is just playing another role "on stage". "my job for 2012-2013 is to play me as a crazy person. cool." and you can imagine that is what a management team who would be evil enough to come up with this type of scheme would tell them. or a greedy family...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
If I was -what is she, 24, 25? - so wealthy I could "retire," and was having so many transportation issues, I'd sure as shit have a home gym.
None of this is an accident. Even her car accidents haven't been too serious, at least in that she hasn't totaled a Porsche. Every bit of this is for publicity.
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where is my fiona apple arrested for hash post, mk?
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